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[sudgy]

Take the car keys from the Goons

Walk back outside with my order and look down the street back towards the Establishment.

You look down the street towards the Establishment.  There is a lot of chaos in the street with paper all over the place.  The police are already restoring order, and cleaning up.  You see the three original government goon cars pull into the Establishment, and the first few that were at your apartment are walking into it too, with the apartment guy handcuffed behind them.

[Voltgloss]

> Say "oops"
> Take dead guy's sunglasses
> Put dead guy in deep fryer
> Give them to Dave in hammerspace
> Put gun in hammerspace
> Make and hand over Kuildeous's order
> Follow Galz outside
> Search goon car(s)

[Voltgloss]

> Turn off chainsaw

I like the idea that my chainsaw was running throughout the entire Five Guys escapade.

[Voltgloss]

("Them" in my commands being the sunglasses, which I am giving to Dave.  I'm not giving him deep-fried dead guy.)

[sudgy]

> Say "oops"
> Take dead guy's sunglasses
> Put dead guy in deep fryer
> Give them to Dave in hammerspace
> Put gun in hammerspace
> Make and hand over Kuildeous's order
> Follow Galz outside
> Search goon car(s)

You do all that.

The goon's cars are all empty.  They were in too much of a hurry to start chasing you to put in anything.

[Kuildeous]

Take hamburger.
Put hamburger in pack

[sudgy]

Sorry, I just edited your post instead of quoting it.  It's back to normal now.

Take hamburger.
Put hamburger in pack

You put it into your inventory, not your pack.

[Galzria]

Aww man, I was -really- starting to think that you were morbid Volt. I'm sad you didn't give Dave the deep fried man.

[Galzria]

Run back into restaurant and check goons for cell phones or other electronic communications devices.

Check for identification of the Goons.

If found on both counts:

Call back most recent incoming call, and claim suspect has taken off, but that we're in pursuit.

If not found:

Go to car and look for communication device.

If found:

Make call as per above.

Get in car, start engine, and pull to front of lot waiting for others to get in.

Put all communication devices and id's found in glove box.

[sudgy]

Run back into restaurant and check goons for cell phones or other electronic communications devices.

Check for identification of the Goons.

If found on both counts:

Call back most recent incoming call, and claim suspect has taken off, but that we're in pursuit.

If not found:

Go to car and look for communication device.

If found:

Make call as per above.

Get in car, start engine, and pull to front of lot waiting for others to get in.

Put all communication devices and id's found in glove box.

You found ID cards on all six goons, and one of them had a cell phone.  You call the most recent incoming call and say that.  The voice replies, "...Who is this?"

[Galzria]

Respond with the name of one of the Goons who did not own the Cell. Tell the man on the other end that the Cell owner (call him by the name on the matching id taken from that man), is currently driving the car.

If he insists on talking to the man anyway, press mute, and pass the phone and id tag to Volt (telling him to pretend to be the man on the id)

[sudgy]

Respond with the name of one of the Goons who did not own the Cell. Tell the man on the other end that the Cell owner (call him by the name on the matching id taken from that man), is currently driving the car.

If he insists on talking to the man anyway, press mute, and pass the phone and id tag to Volt (telling him to pretend to be the man on the id)

He says, "I have no idea who you are talking about.  Wait...  You're that random guy I called by accident...  Why did you call me?"

[Galzria]

Damnit. Thought I had read that they had been called as "backup". I see that's not correct.

Apologize to man, saying that you meant to call somebody else.

Look through contacts on phone.

[Galzria]

> In between the above two commands, I hang up.

[sudgy]

Apologize to man, saying that you meant to call somebody else.

Look through contacts on phone.

> In between the above two commands, I hang up.

Too late, you hang up after looking through the contacts.  He had already hung up.

The contacts seem to be contacts a typical person would have.  Friends, family, etc.  Nothing suspicious.

[Jorbles]

Take phone.
Dial contact marked "Mom".

[sudgy]

Take phone.
Dial contact marked "Mom".

You dial, and it answers, "Hello Honey."

[Jorbles]

Say "Oo oo! Ah AH!"
Pass phone to Kuildeous.

[Galzria]

Just so it's out there...

We all recognize that we've now:

A) Kidnapped a man
B) Killed a man
C) Deep fried a man
D) Stolen two cars
E) Fled from government agents
F) Committed identity theft on at least 8 individuals
G) Caused massive property damage
H) And littered.

[Galzria]

Just so it's out there...

We all recognize that we've now:

A) Kidnapped a man
B) Killed a man
C) Deep fried a man
D) Stolen two cars
E) Fled from government agents
F) Committed identity theft on at least 8 individuals
G) Caused massive property damage
H) And littered.

And just to be clear, there's only one of those listed above that I know will land you on the group W. bench.

[sudgy]

Say "Oo oo! Ah AH!"
Pass phone to Kuildeous.

You hear her freaking out as you pass the phone to Kuildeous.

[Voltgloss]

Hey, the kill was an accident, and the deep frying was just to make his corpse delicious.  That sentence looks worse now that I typed it than it did in my head.

Seriously though, I expect to be wholly out of pocket today, so I follow Galzria around and will freely hand over any tools needed by the group.

[Kuildeous]

Tell mom I love her.
Hang up phone.
Brew not-tea.

[Voltgloss]

Advanced Tea Substitute?  Run for the hills!

[sudgy]

I follow Galzria around and will freely hand over any tools needed by the group.

You will be in this condition until you say something else.

Tell mom I love her.
Hang up phone.
Brew not-tea.

You tell mom you love her and hang up.

What's not-tea?