Dear theory,
I think I should become a moderator or site admin. Here's what I would bring to the site
Drastically cut down on spam: By banning, say, half of all members at random, spam should be reduced by about 1/2.
Reverse occupy the Random Stuff Thread: Right now, 99% of the users control that thread. I propose we lock it and make it moderator only, so we can be the 1% again
Give the non-mafia games their rightful place as the topmost board on the forum: No explanation needed
Become the best Dominion player on the site: Probably by trying to get better at the game for an hour or two, and if that fails, just banning everyone above me on the leaderboard.
Add Americanisations onto an autocorrect list: For the benefit of my other UK board users (except Rabid, TINAS and Jack Rudd since they're probably getting banned by the above - sorry). We're sick of seeing you spell colour without the u, and throwing z's into every other word. Would be mandatory so you can finally learn some proper grammar.
Improve the site layout by providing extra skin colours: I'm probably going for bright green and bright yellow to best compliment the current blue skin.
Anyway as you can hopefully see I would bring a new and unique dynamic to the site. I look forward to you accepting my application.
Kind regards,
Tables.