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[Jorbles]

"Well good luck with this you guys," shouts Jorbles. He spends a weapon token to vault himself over the Behemoth. "Up up and away!"

[Archetype]

"See you guys later!" said Archetype, spending a Weapon Token, crouching behind his shield, and running past the monster.

[werothegreat]

"I'll use my lucky rock for this one," said Werothegreat, spending a weapon token, and throwing an iridescent stone at the beast.

[Jorbles]

Behemoth
Attack: 20
Defense: 21
Penalty: 1 Wound
Reward: 4 Gold
Special: You may spend a weapon token to skip this fight.

Jorbles:
spends token to skip fight

Summary:
Skips fight (-1 weapon token)

Insomniac:
Rolls normally (token use after rolls)
4 die
Roll: 6 + 6 + 3 + 1 = 16
OATBB: 6 + 6 + 3 + 0 = 15
Misses monster

Defense: 11
Hit by monster, but then uses a weapon token to dodge.

Summary:
Misses monster, dodges monster (-1 weapon token)

Archetype:
spends token to skip fight

Summary:
Skips fight (-1 weapon token)


werothegreat:
Weapon token

Kills monster

Dodges monster

Summary:
Kills monster, dodges monster (+4 gold, -1 weapon token)

Captain_Frisk:
Weapon token
Kills monster

Defense: 14
Hit by monster

Summary:
Kills monster, hit by monster (-1 weapon token, +4 gold, +1 wound)

Galzria:
Rolls normally
die 5
Roll: 5 + 3 + 3 + 6 + 6 = 23
OATBB: 5 + 3 + 3 + 6 + 6 = 23
Juggling: 5 + 3 + 3 + 6 + 6 - 1 = 22
Kills monster

Defense: 16
Hit by monster

Summary:
Kills monster, hit by monster (+4 gold, +1 wound)

Jorbles and Archetype duck into the hallway behind the behemoth leaving the other 4 adventurers to their fates.

"Cowards," shouts Captain_Frisk as he goes absolutely berserk. He rains blows down on the behemoth. The behemoth momentarily taken aback stumbles back, then as Frisk goes in for the kill rallies and it's mighty limb comes forward batting Frisk aside into a wall.

Insomniac rushes forward attempting to distract the behemoth. It works. A mighty fist crumples down where Insomniac stood. No one sees his fate (that is until he tells us whether he uses tokens or not.) Galzria and wero are all that stand between the behemoth and the doom of the group. Wero reaches into his Artificer's sack and pulls out a lucky stone. Whirling his sling he fires it into the Behemoth's eye. The creature shouts with rage and stumbles back. Galzria takes the opportunity to leap onto it and stab it through the chest with his flaming sword killing it. The behemoth falls forward and Galzria falls beneath it's body.

"A little help here please," Galzria shouts from beneath its corpse. "I'm stuck here!"

[Jorbles]

Let me know if you see any mistakes and wero and Insomniac need to let me know their decisions. (Insomniac can use a token to dodge and wero can use a token to gain another die)

[Jorbles]

I misinterpreted Frisk, he meant to use his Weapon token, not class token. Updates will follow soon.

[Captain_Frisk]

Jorbles is trying to get me back for being a bad scumbuddy in some old game.

I used my weapon skill, so I killed this mofo.

[Captain_Frisk]

Skipit.

Actually, with 2 wounds, i have 6 dice?

Even better.  attack less than defense.

WEapon skill -> Kill this mofo.

I misinterpreted Frisk, he meant to use his Weapon token, not class token. Updates will follow soon.

[Insomniac]

Use Whip token please.

[Jorbles]

Jorbles is trying to get me back for being a bad scumbuddy in some old game.

I used my weapon skill, so I killed this mofo.

I actually did it so I could psych you out and beat you at Dominion.

[Insomniac]

FYI Jorbles and anyone who wants a real copy, the game is now showing up in retail stores.

[Jorbles]

Insomniac calls down from above. "Can I also get some help getting down?"

He used his whip to get out of the way of the behemoth's fist!

[just flavour, though updates are in the original post now.]

[Jorbles]

FYI Jorbles and anyone who wants a real copy, the game is now showing up in retail stores.

You are correct! I just purchased it.

[Insomniac]

FYI Jorbles and anyone who wants a real copy, the game is now showing up in retail stores.

You are correct! I just purchased it.

You'll note Encounter 51, Weapon 21, and Class 21 are not in your box, they are promos

[Insomniac]

(Cleaver, Armsmaster, Gladiator)

[Jorbles]

Maybe there's blanks. If there are, I'll just make them.

[werothegreat]

I'll take the Gold.

[Jorbles]

Current Game State:
Discarded Cards:
Hellhound
Wolf
Behemoth

Jorbles:
    Class: Ninja
    Weapon: Staff
    Boasts: Skipped Breakfast, Hungover, One Arm Tied Behind His Back
    Gold: 3
    Weapon Tokens: 6
    Class Tokens: 0
    Defense: 17
    Dice: 3
    Other: None
    Wounds: 2

Insomniac:
    Class: Thief
    Weapon: Whip
    Boasts: Hopping on One Leg, One Arm Tied Behind His Back
    Gold: 3
    Weapon Tokens: 1
    Class Tokens: 2
    Defense: 11
    Dice: 4
    Other: None
    Wounds: 2

Archetype:
    Class: Jester
    Weapon: Spiked Shield
    Boasts: Hungover, Hopping on One Leg
    Gold: 4
    Weapon Tokens: 1
    Class Tokens: 2
    Defense: 13
    Dice: 4
    Other: None
    Wounds: 1

werothegreat:
    Class: Artificer
    Weapon: Sling
    Boasts: None
    Gold: 4
    Weapon Tokens: 1
    Class Tokens: 1
    Defense: 15
    Dice: 4
    Other: None
    Wounds: 0

Captain_Frisk:
    Class: Berserker
    Weapon: Scepter
    Boasts: Blindfolded, Skipped Breakfast, Hungover
    Gold: 9
    Weapon Tokens: 1
    Class Tokens: 1
    Defense: 14
    Dice: 4
    Other: None
    Wounds: 3

Galzria:
    Class: Trapper
    Weapon: Flaming Sword
    Boasts: One Hand Tied Behind Back, Hungover, Juggling
    Gold: 7
    Weapon Tokens: 0
    Class Tokens: 1
    Defense: 16
    Dice: 5
    Other: None
    Wounds: 3

[Jorbles]

Archetype and Jorbles walk back into the room holding cups of tea.

"Hey you guys, are you coming or what? The Keeper made us some tea while we waited, but we don't have all day," said Archetype.

"Yeah, we've been sitting in this room drinking tea with him, for awhile now, but he's kinda creeping me out," adds Jorbles. "He keeps talking about how hot his Canadian girlfriend is. I've never even heard of that place, so I think she's made up."

"Yeah, he's pretty weird, and his mushroom man butler is kinda clumsy," Archetype said. "He spilled tea everywhere." He whispers this, but not very quietly.

"I can still hear you," shouts the Keeper from the next room in the Gauntlet, where you can now see he sits with a tea set and a man shaped like a mushroom dressed in a butler's suit. "Mushy, my wonderful butler. Throw out these rude guests!"

Mushroom Man
Attack: 15
Defense: 14
Damage: 2 Wounds
Reward: 2 Gold+
+: Heal 1 wound after combat

[Side note: kudos to Insomniac for reformatting the encounters.]

[Insomniac]

[Side note: kudos to Insomniac GALZRIA for reformatting the encounters.]

[Captain_Frisk]

I'm not sure - but I believe I've spent one of my weapon skill tokens - unless we got an extra one along the way?

Either way.

Olaf, BESERKER (Use Class Skill)

[Jorbles]

I'm not sure - but I believe I've spent one of my weapon skill tokens - unless we got an extra one along the way?

yes, sorry fixed.

[Archetype]

hmmmm I'll use my last weapon token.

You only have to make that decision after you roll. So I'll assume that if you kill it by rolling you'll save the token.

Jorble's Edit: Wait I am totally doing this wrong. These new thread powers are confusing.

[Galzria]

Roll normally

[Jorbles]

hmmmm I'll use my last weapon token.

You only have to make that decision after you roll. So I'll assume that if you kill it by rolling you'll save the token.