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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #175 on: December 04, 2012, 05:11:32 pm »
I'm going to save my tokens, and wero can't make any choices so I guess I'll roll this shortly.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #176 on: December 04, 2012, 05:22:03 pm »
Giant Turtle
Attack: 9
Defense: 14
Damage: 1 Wound
Reward: 1 Gold

Jorbles:
3 dice
Roll: 1 + 5 + 3 = 9
OATBB: 0 + 5 + 3 = 8
Misses Turtle

Defense: 17
Dodges monster

Summary:
Misses monster, hit by monster (no change)

werothegreat:
5 dice
3 + 3 + 6 + 5 + 1 = 18
Kills Turtle

Defense: 15
Dodges monster

Summary:
Kills monster, dodges monster (+1 wound, +1 gold)

Jorbles staff bounces off the turtle's shell, but wero's sling lands a perfect shot hitting the turtle through the small hole in the shell somehow killing it. Wero is looking sicker by the minute.

"Okay guys, let's get this over with, let's see what else I've got," says the Keeper.

wero crosses his fingers and hopes that there's a healing pool in the next room.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #177 on: December 04, 2012, 05:23:48 pm »
wero is inching closer. He just needs 1 more gold to tie it all up!

Edit: In retrospect he needed 2, but whatever.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #178 on: December 04, 2012, 05:25:18 pm »
"Look it's just my mummy," says the Keeper. "All it's got is a bunch of bandages and some Curses, but Curses can't hurt you."

Mummy
Attack: 18
Defense: 14
Damage: X
Reward: 3 Gold
X: Take double damage next turn.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #179 on: December 04, 2012, 05:26:18 pm »
Jorbles sees an opportunity to get some Gold and spends a weapon token for +2 dice.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #180 on: December 04, 2012, 05:31:53 pm »
Mummy
Attack: 18
Defense: 14
Damage: X
Reward: 3 Gold
X: Take double damage next turn.

Jorbles:
Uses weapon token
3 + 2 = 5 dice
Roll: 4 + 1 + 2 + 5 + 3 = 15
OATBB: 4 + 0 + 0 + 5 + 3 = 12
Misses monster

Defense: 17
Hit by monster

Summary:
Misses monster, hit by monster (-1 weapon token, double damage next turn)

werothegreat:
5 dice
6 + 5 + 3 + 1 + 5 = 20
Kills monster

Defense: 15
Hit by monster

Summary:
Kills monster, dodges monster (+3 gold, +1 wound, DEAD)

Jorbles swears as he once again fails to hurt a monster. "Fffuuuuuuuu..." he shouts, as the Mummy lays its curse on him.

Werothegreat whips his sling rapidly and the mummy goes down. Wero collects his gold and then sits down. "I think I'm just going to rest here for a bit, Jorbles," he says weakly. "You go on without me."

wero slumps to the ground.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #181 on: December 04, 2012, 05:35:24 pm »
Current Game State:
Discarded Cards:
Hellhound
Wolf
Behemoth
Mushroom Man
Pixie
Giant Spider
Vampire
Giant Turtle
Mummy

Jorbles:
    Class: Ninja
    Weapon: Staff
    Boasts: Skipped Breakfast, Hungover, One Arm Tied Behind His Back
    Gold: 5
    Weapon Tokens: 3 - 1 = 2
    Class Tokens: 0
    Defense: 17
    Dice: 3
    Other: Double damage next encounter
    Wounds: 2

Insomniac:
    Class: Thief
    Weapon: Whip
    Boasts: Hopping on One Leg, One Arm Tied Behind His Back
    Gold: 8
    Weapon Tokens: 0
    Class Tokens: 0
    Defense: 11
    Dice: 4
    Other: None
    Wounds: 4 Dead

Archetype:
    Class: Jester
    Weapon: Spiked Shield
    Boasts: Hungover, Hopping on One Leg
    Gold: 9
    Weapon Tokens: 0
    Class Tokens: 0
    Defense: 13
    Dice: 4
    Other: Poisoned
    Wounds: 5 Dead

werothegreat:
    Class: Artificer
    Weapon: Sling
    Boasts: None
    Gold: 13 + 1 + 3 = 17
    Weapon Tokens: 0
    Class Tokens: 0
    Defense: 15
    Dice: 5
    Other: Poisoned
    Wounds: 2 + 1 + 1 = 4 Dead

Captain_Frisk:
    Class: Berserker
    Weapon: Scepter
    Boasts: Blindfolded, Skipped Breakfast, Hungover
    Gold: 12
    Weapon Tokens: 0
    Class Tokens: 0
    Defense: 14
    Dice: 4
    Other: Poisoned
    Wounds: 5 Dead

Galzria:
    Class: Trapper
    Weapon: Flaming Sword
    Boasts: One Hand Tied Behind Back, Hungover, Juggling
    Gold: 16
    Weapon Tokens: 0
    Class Tokens: 0
    Defense: 16
    Dice: 5
    Other: Poisoned
    Wounds: 5 Dead

Rankings
1) werothegreat: 17 Gold (Dead)
2) Galzria: 16 Gold (Dead)
3) Captain_Frisk: 12 Gold (Dead)
4) Archetype: 9 Gold (Dead)
5) Insomniac: 8 Gold (Dead)
6) Jorbles: 5 Gold
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #182 on: December 04, 2012, 05:36:42 pm »
Can Jorbles kill something and get out of last place? It doesn't seem likely! Let's find out.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #183 on: December 04, 2012, 05:40:10 pm »
"I'm going to stop talking now," says the Keeper. "You're probably better off focusing on fighting anyways."

Jorbles agrees.

Troll
Attack: 20
Defense: 15
Damage: 1 Wound
Reward: 4 Gold
If you don't kill this fight it a 2nd time

God dammit.

Use token for +6 defense, and then if I don't kill it use my last one. Actually save my last one, after reading the FAQ I learned that my defensive bonus carries over.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #184 on: December 04, 2012, 05:46:49 pm »
Quote from: Jorbles on December 04, 2012, 05:31:53 pm
Mummy
Attack: 18
Defense: 14
Damage: X
Reward: 3 Gold
X: Take double damage next turn.

Jorbles:
Uses weapon token
3 + 2 = 5 dice
Roll: 4 + 1 + 2 + 5 + 3 = 15
OATBB: 4 + 0 + 0 + 5 + 3 = 12
Misses monster

Defense: 17
Hit by monster

Summary:
Misses monster, hit by monster (-1 weapon token, double damage next turn)

werothegreat:
5 dice
6 + 5 + 3 + 1 + 5 = 20
Kills monster

Defense: 15
Hit by monster

Summary:
Kills monster, dodges monster (+3 gold, +1 wound, DEAD)

Jorbles swears as he once again fails to hurt a monster. "Fffuuuuuuuu..." he shouts, as the Mummy lays its curse on him.

Werothegreat whips his sling rapidly and the mummy goes down. Wero collects his gold and then sits down. "I think I'm just going to rest here for a bit, Jorbles," he says weakly. "You go on without me."

wero slumps to the ground.

Proof that Jorbles isn't cheating.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #185 on: December 04, 2012, 05:48:57 pm »
Quote from: Jorbles on December 04, 2012, 05:31:53 pm
Mummy
Attack: 18
Defense: 14
Damage: X
Reward: 3 Gold
X: Take double damage next turn.

Jorbles:
Uses weapon token
3 + 2 = 5 dice
Roll: 4 + 1 + 2 + 5 + 3 = 15
OATBB: 4 + 0 + 0 + 5 + 3 = 12
Misses monster

Defense: 17
Hit by monster

Summary:
Misses monster, hit by monster (-1 weapon token, double damage next turn)

werothegreat:
5 dice
6 + 5 + 3 + 1 + 5 = 20
Kills monster

Defense: 15
Hit by monster

Summary:
Kills monster, dodges monster (+3 gold, +1 wound, DEAD)

Jorbles swears as he once again fails to hurt a monster. "Fffuuuuuuuu..." he shouts, as the Mummy lays its curse on him.

Werothegreat whips his sling rapidly and the mummy goes down. Wero collects his gold and then sits down. "I think I'm just going to rest here for a bit, Jorbles," he says weakly. "You go on without me."

wero slumps to the ground.

Proof that wero is cheating.

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TOWN Wins: M3, M5, M6, M11, M17, M28, M32, M105, M108, M114, M118, M120, M122, DM1, DoM1, OZ2, RM45, RM47, RM48, RM49, RM55
TOWN Losses: M4, M7, M8, M9, M13, M14, M18, M31, M110, M111, M113, M117, M125, RM3, RM4, RM54
SCUM Wins: M2, M19, M23, M100, DM3, RM1, RM2, RM48, RM50
SCUM Losses: M15 (SK), M102 (Tr), OZ1, RM55

Total Wins: 30
Total Losses: 20

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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #186 on: December 04, 2012, 05:50:54 pm »
Troll
Attack: 20
Defense: 15
Damage: 1 Wound
Reward: 4 Gold
If you don't kill this fight it a 2nd time

Jorbles:
Uses weapon token for +6 defense
3 dice
Roll: 6 + 6 + 1 = 13
OATBB: 6 + 6 + 0 = 12
Misses monster
Roll: 1 + 2 + 4 = 7
OATBB: 0 + 0 + 4 = 7
Misses monster

Defense: 17 + 6 = 23
Dodges monster
Dodges monster

Summary:
Misses monster, hit by monster (-1 weapon token, -double damage next turn)
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #187 on: December 04, 2012, 05:54:27 pm »
"What's next?" asks Jorbles.

"A carnivorous plant," says the Keeper.

Carnivorous Plant
Attack: 10
Defense: 16
Damage: 1 Wound
Reward: 1 Gold

Jorbles:
3 dice
Roll: 6 + 3 + 2 = 11
OATBB: 6 + 3 + 0 = 9
Misses monster

Defense: 17
Dodges monster

Summary:
Misses monster, dodges monster (no change)

Jorbles swats at it a bit, but then decides to just walk around the plant.

"And now?"
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #188 on: December 04, 2012, 05:58:17 pm »
"A demon," says the Keeper.

Demon
Attack: 17
Defense: 17
Damage: 1 Wound
Reward: 4 Gold
Other: Class Tokens and Weapon Tokens can't be used this fight.

Discarded Cards:
Hellhound
Wolf
Behemoth
Mushroom Man
Pixie
Giant Spider
Vampire
Giant Turtle
Mummy
Troll
Carnivorous Plant
Demon

Jorbles
3 dice
Roll: 2 + 3 + 3 = 8
OATBB:  0 + 3 + 3 = 6
Misses demon

Defense: 17
Hit by demon

Summary:
Misses monster, hit by monster (+1 wound)
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #189 on: December 04, 2012, 06:01:27 pm »
Griffin
Attack: 11
Defense: 13
Damage: 1 Wound +
Reward: 3 Gold
+: Lose 2 Gold

Spending my last token for +2 dice.

Roll: 6 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 3 = 14
OATBB: 6 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 3 = 9

Dammit.

Miss, dodge (-1 weapon token)
« Last Edit: December 04, 2012, 06:03:31 pm by Jorbles »
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #190 on: December 04, 2012, 06:03:05 pm »
Giant Crab
Attack: 8
Defense: 18
Damage: 1 Wound
Reward: 2 Gold +
+: Recieve +1 defence this game

Roll:  1 + 1 + 5 = 7

Miss, dodge (no change)
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #191 on: December 04, 2012, 06:03:41 pm »
Snorlax does not, a good Ninja make.
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Faust has also been incredibly stubborn this game. In other news, it's hot in the summer, and water falls from the sky when it rains.


Mafia Record:
TOWN Wins: M3, M5, M6, M11, M17, M28, M32, M105, M108, M114, M118, M120, M122, DM1, DoM1, OZ2, RM45, RM47, RM48, RM49, RM55
TOWN Losses: M4, M7, M8, M9, M13, M14, M18, M31, M110, M111, M113, M117, M125, RM3, RM4, RM54
SCUM Wins: M2, M19, M23, M100, DM3, RM1, RM2, RM48, RM50
SCUM Losses: M15 (SK), M102 (Tr), OZ1, RM55

Total Wins: 30
Total Losses: 20

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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #192 on: December 04, 2012, 06:07:47 pm »
Side passage:

Choice A:
Skelephant
Attack: 13
Defense: 8
Damage: 1 Wound
Reward: 2 Gold
Choice B:
Giant
Attack: 24
Defense: 20
Damage: 1 Wound
Reward: 5 Gold

I choose the Skelephant.
Roll: 3 + 5 + 2 = 10
OATBB: 3 + 5 + 0 = 8
Kills Skelephant. YEAHHHHHH!

Kills, dodges (+2 Gold)

Rankings
1) werothegreat: 17 Gold (Dead)
2) Galzria: 16 Gold (Dead)
3) Captain_Frisk: 12 Gold (Dead)
4) Archetype: 9 Gold (Dead)
5) Insomniac: 8 Gold (Dead)
6) Jorbles: 7 Gold
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #193 on: December 04, 2012, 06:10:18 pm »
Gargoyle
Attack: 13
Defense: 19
Damage: 1 Wound
Reward: 2 Gold

Miss, dodge (no change)
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #194 on: December 04, 2012, 06:11:46 pm »
Bandit
Attack: 14
Defense: 14
Damage: 1 Wound
Reward: 3 Gold +
Other: Recieve 1 Weapon Token

Roll: 5 + 3 + 4 = 12

Miss, dodge (no change)
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #195 on: December 04, 2012, 06:14:52 pm »
Extra Bitey Guardian
Attack: 10
Defense: 16
Damage: 1 Wound
Reward: X
X: Turn over an encounter card, skipping and discarding modifiers. You may visit it if you want; no-one else can.

Roll: 2 + 1 + 2 = 5
OATBB: = 0 + 0 + 0 = 0

Jorbles trips when he sees the Guardian. He then sneaks past it.

Miss, dodge. (no change)
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #196 on: December 04, 2012, 06:16:03 pm »
SPEAR TRAP!

TAKE 1 WOUND.

Jorbles is dead.

werothegreat is the winner!

WAIT NO I CAN STILL DO THIS. I have 3 wounds not 4.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #197 on: December 04, 2012, 06:19:16 pm »
Current Game State:
Discarded Cards:
Hellhound
Wolf
Behemoth
Mushroom Man
Pixie
Giant Spider
Vampire
Giant Turtle
Mummy
Troll
Carnivorous Plant
Demon
Side Passage
Skelephant
Giant
Gargoyle
Bandit
Extra Bitey
Guardian
Spear Trap

Jorbles:
    Class: Ninja
    Weapon: Staff
    Boasts: Skipped Breakfast, Hungover, One Arm Tied Behind His Back
    Gold: 5
    Weapon Tokens: 0
    Class Tokens: 0
    Defense: 17
    Dice: 3
    Other: None
    Wounds: 3


Rankings
1) werothegreat: 17 Gold (Dead)
2) Galzria: 16 Gold (Dead)
3) Captain_Frisk: 12 Gold (Dead)
4) Archetype: 9 Gold (Dead)
5) Insomniac: 8 Gold (Dead)
6) Jorbles: 7 Gold
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #198 on: December 04, 2012, 06:20:18 pm »
Welp...I wasn't last...
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #199 on: December 04, 2012, 06:23:01 pm »
I'm not dead yet. Though I will be in a second. Here's the final encounter:
Ooze
Attack: 20
Defense: 11
Damage: 1 Wound +
Reward: 3 Gold
+: Lose 1 Weapon Token
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