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Turn Order
1) Jorbles
2) Insomniac
3) Archetype
4) werothegreat
5) Captain_Frisk
6) Galzria

Welcome to Gauntlet of Fools V!

I really wanted to play more Gauntlet of Fools after III wrapped up, but then I didn't show up in time to signup for GoFIV (silly me not checking into the forum often enough). So I have started this expressly for the purpose of finding 5 other people to play Gauntlet of Fools with. It's pretty low stress so you can probably handle it.

I'll be the moderator and die roller for everyone because well there is no other way to roll dice here. (By roll dice I mean generate numbers on random.org). Though I am a moderator I am also a player. I promise I won't cheat, but you can joke about me cheating when I inevitably beat you.* Feel free to chat in the thread, talk like your character whatever you want!

Rules
1. No outside communication.
2. I will try to resolve at least one encounter for everyone each day so because of that, if you wish to use an ability you have 12 hours from when I post the encounter to use any "before rolling" abilities and 12 hours after I post results for after rolling abilities. If you do not wish to use an ability I request you post No ability uses. If everyone gets their actions in before deadline the game will happen at a faster pace.
3. Please bold your instructions if you happen to have a choice to make. That way it's clear what your intentions are. For example "Gutnis strikes at the Gopher with his mighty axe. Using a weapon token."
3. IF I post an encounter on the weekends, the timer for abilities will not start till the Monday after
4. Have fun!

This game can fit up to 6 people.
1. Jorbles
2. Archetype
3. Galzria
4. Insomniac
5. Captain_Frisk
6. werothegreat

Full disclosure: I will be using random.org for all die rolls, I will roll them in TURN order

Full rules can be found here Rules (PDF)
Full deck can be found here Decks

All rules and setup posts blatently stolen from Insomniac, in Gauntlet of Fools 1.

*Full disclosure: I haven't actually won yet, so I'll probably lose.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (signups open)
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2012, 06:54:14 pm »

Boasting.

When the game starts the post below will show the character/weapon combinations available. Here's how we'll do boasting. Let's use players Alice, Bob, and Carol


Alice goes first

Alice decides to take the ninja with a bow, she declares this along with any boasts she wishes to add (she does not have to)

Next Bob decides to take either a different hero or the ninja, if he takes the ninja he MUST add a boast. Boasting continues till all have a hero.

Example
Alice takes ninja with a bow without breakfast
Bob takes ninja with a bow without breakfast, and hopping on one foot
CAROL takes Priest with a staff
Alice takes Priest with a staff, with a hang over
Carol takes Barbarian with a dagger.

NOTE: Each hero can only have 1 of each type of boast


Combat. Once the Encounter is up before rolls are posted.
Use Weapon Token and Use Class Token are the respective ways to use your ability

Combat. After rolls are posted
Use Weapon Token and Use Class Token are the respective ways to use your ability

It is important to know when you can use your ability.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (signups open)
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2012, 06:54:55 pm »

Turn Order
1) Jorbles
2) Insomniac
3) Archetype
4) werothegreat
5) Captain_Frisk
6) Galzria

The Boasts
While Juggling - After rolling subtract 1 from the total, Start with half as many weapon tokens as normal
With a Hangover - Roll 1 Less Die, -4 Defense, Discard this boast when you Kill your first Monster
One Arm Tied Behind Back - Any die's showing 1 and 2 are ignored treating them as 0's
Blindfolded - If you both kill & dodge the monster score 1 less gold.
Hopping on One Leg - -2 Defense
Without Breakfast - Start with 1 wound.

The Cast
Jester with a Spiked Shield
Artificer with a Sling
Ninja with a Bo (Staff)
Thief with a Whip
Trapper with a Flaming Sword
Berserker with a Scepter

Details on the Classes and Weapons

Jester with a Spiked Shield
Defence: 14 + 1 (spiked shield) = 15
Dice: 4

Class Tokens: 2
Class Ability: Before rolling spend a token to switch the monsters power and toughness

Weapon Tokens: 2
Weapon Ability: +1 Defence. Spend a token after rolling to kill a monster that damaged you

Artificer with a Sling
Defence: 15
Dice: 3

Class Tokens: 2
Class Ability: After an encounter instead of treasure spend a token to get +1 die for the rest of the game.

Weapon Tokens: 2
Weapon Ability: Before rolling spend a token to kill and dodge a monster with attack 20 or more

Ninja with a Bo (Staff)
Defence: 17
Dice: 3

Class Tokens: 0
Class Ability: Start with 2x as many weapon uses

Weapon Tokens: 4 x 2 (Ninja) = 8
Weapon Ability: Before rolling spend a token to get either +2 dice or +6 defence this turn

Thief with a Whip
Defence: 13
Dice: 4

Class Tokens: 2
Class Ability: Spend a token to dodge a monster

Weapon Tokens: 2
Weapon Ability: After rolling spend a weapon token to dodge a monster you didn't kill

Trapper with a Flaming Sword
Defence: 16
Dice: 5

Class Tokens: 2
Class Ability: Once per encounter before rolling spend a token to make this encounter have +2 Gold for you

Weapon Tokens: 2
Weapon Ability: Before rolling spend a token to take 1 wound and kill and dodge the monster

Berserker with a Scepter
Defence: 14
Dice: 4

Class Tokens: 2
Class Ability: Before rolling spend a token to get +1 die for each wound you have and if you kill the monster dodge it

Weapon Tokens: 2
Weapon Ability: Before rolling spend a token to kill a monster with attack less than it's defense

Discarded Encounters
Hellhound
Wolf
Behemoth

Current Game State
Jorbles:
    Class: Ninja
    Weapon: Staff
    Boasts: Skipped Breakfast, Hungover, One Arm Tied Behind His Back
    Gold: 3
    Weapon Tokens: 6
    Class Tokens: 0
    Defense: 17
    Dice: 3
    Other: None
    Wounds: 2

Insomniac:
    Class: Thief
    Weapon: Whip
    Boasts: Hopping on One Leg, One Arm Tied Behind His Back
    Gold: 3
    Weapon Tokens: 1
    Class Tokens: 2
    Defense: 11
    Dice: 4
    Other: None
    Wounds: 2

Archetype:
    Class: Jester
    Weapon: Spiked Shield
    Boasts: Hungover, Hopping on One Leg
    Gold: 4
    Weapon Tokens: 1
    Class Tokens: 2
    Defense: 13
    Dice: 4
    Other: None
    Wounds: 1

werothegreat:
    Class: Artificer
    Weapon: Sling
    Boasts: None
    Gold: 4
    Weapon Tokens: 1
    Class Tokens: 1
    Defense: 15
    Dice: 4
    Other: None
    Wounds: 0

Captain_Frisk:
    Class: Berserker
    Weapon: Scepter
    Boasts: Blindfolded, Skipped Breakfast, Hungover
    Gold: 9
    Weapon Tokens: 2
    Class Tokens: 1
    Defense: 14
    Dice: 4
    Other: None
    Wounds: 3

Galzria:
    Class: Trapper
    Weapon: Flaming Sword
    Boasts: One Hand Tied Behind Back, Hungover, Juggling
    Gold: 7
    Weapon Tokens: 0
    Class Tokens: 1
    Defense: 16
    Dice: 5
    Other: None
    Wounds: 3
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (signups open)
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2012, 06:57:18 pm »

This is open now. Feel free to sign up if you are in GoFIV, but I will give precedence to people who are not currently in it if they want to play.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (signups open)
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2012, 06:58:24 pm »

Thinking about buying this game anyways. /in
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (signups open)
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2012, 06:59:09 pm »

Thinking about buying this game anyways. /in

Oh I'm definitely going to buy it. It's not available where I live yet though. :(
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (signups open)
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2012, 07:03:30 pm »

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Derphammering is when quickhammers go derp.

Faust has also been incredibly stubborn this game. In other news, it's hot in the summer, and water falls from the sky when it rains.


Mafia Record:
TOWN Wins: M3, M5, M6, M11, M17, M28, M32, M105, M108, M114, M118, M120, M122, DM1, DoM1, OZ2, RM45, RM47, RM48, RM49, RM55
TOWN Losses: M4, M7, M8, M9, M13, M14, M18, M31, M110, M111, M113, M117, M125, RM3, RM4, RM54
SCUM Wins: M2, M19, M23, M100, DM3, RM1, RM2, RM48, RM50
SCUM Losses: M15 (SK), M102 (Tr), OZ1, RM55

Total Wins: 30
Total Losses: 20

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« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2012, 07:04:23 pm »

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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (signups open)
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2012, 07:08:17 pm »

And yeah, I expressly did not play my own game with IV, recognizing the demand to play. ;D I've no problems with the mod playing however, as evidenced in GoF-III, where even with cheating I lost legitimately.
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Derphammering is when quickhammers go derp.

Faust has also been incredibly stubborn this game. In other news, it's hot in the summer, and water falls from the sky when it rains.


Mafia Record:
TOWN Wins: M3, M5, M6, M11, M17, M28, M32, M105, M108, M114, M118, M120, M122, DM1, DoM1, OZ2, RM45, RM47, RM48, RM49, RM55
TOWN Losses: M4, M7, M8, M9, M13, M14, M18, M31, M110, M111, M113, M117, M125, RM3, RM4, RM54
SCUM Wins: M2, M19, M23, M100, DM3, RM1, RM2, RM48, RM50
SCUM Losses: M15 (SK), M102 (Tr), OZ1, RM55

Total Wins: 30
Total Losses: 20

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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (signups open)
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2012, 07:11:52 pm »

And yeah, I expressly did not play my own game with IV, recognizing the demand to play. ;D I've no problems with the mod playing however, as evidenced in GoF-III, where even with cheating I lost legitimately.

I was kinda hoping Insomniac would start another one, but then I thought if I really wanted to play I could just do it myself. So here we are.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (signups open)
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2012, 07:12:55 pm »

TBH I'm holding off on modding everything right now I've been overwhelemed with RL and modding lately. so I want to hold off till things are more reasonable
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« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2012, 07:14:13 pm »

TBH I'm holding off on modding everything right now I've been overwhelemed with RL and modding lately. so I want to hold off till things are more reasonable

No worries, I don't mind modding a game in the slightest.  ;D
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« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2012, 07:19:45 pm »

TBH I'm holding off on modding everything right now I've been overwhelemed with RL and modding lately. so I want to hold off till things are more reasonable

I've been slowing down my overall game count as well. In the range of 5 active games (mod or player) is a good spot for me. When I start having to keep an active file (yes, it got that bad) to remind me and keep track - I'm in too many.
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Derphammering is when quickhammers go derp.

Faust has also been incredibly stubborn this game. In other news, it's hot in the summer, and water falls from the sky when it rains.


Mafia Record:
TOWN Wins: M3, M5, M6, M11, M17, M28, M32, M105, M108, M114, M118, M120, M122, DM1, DoM1, OZ2, RM45, RM47, RM48, RM49, RM55
TOWN Losses: M4, M7, M8, M9, M13, M14, M18, M31, M110, M111, M113, M117, M125, RM3, RM4, RM54
SCUM Wins: M2, M19, M23, M100, DM3, RM1, RM2, RM48, RM50
SCUM Losses: M15 (SK), M102 (Tr), OZ1, RM55

Total Wins: 30
Total Losses: 20

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« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2012, 07:23:17 pm »

TBH I'm holding off on modding everything right now I've been overwhelemed with RL and modding lately. so I want to hold off till things are more reasonable

I've been slowing down my overall game count as well. In the range of 5 active games (mod or player) is a good spot for me. When I start having to keep an active file (yes, it got that bad) to remind me and keep track - I'm in too many.

((This actually puts me at 7, but that includes CE, which isn't running currently. And this along with Witch's Brew are low maintenance. Morgrim's BM is also on break, and very not serious when it's not. Overall, that leaves me atgood balance, I think))
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Derphammering is when quickhammers go derp.

Faust has also been incredibly stubborn this game. In other news, it's hot in the summer, and water falls from the sky when it rains.


Mafia Record:
TOWN Wins: M3, M5, M6, M11, M17, M28, M32, M105, M108, M114, M118, M120, M122, DM1, DoM1, OZ2, RM45, RM47, RM48, RM49, RM55
TOWN Losses: M4, M7, M8, M9, M13, M14, M18, M31, M110, M111, M113, M117, M125, RM3, RM4, RM54
SCUM Wins: M2, M19, M23, M100, DM3, RM1, RM2, RM48, RM50
SCUM Losses: M15 (SK), M102 (Tr), OZ1, RM55

Total Wins: 30
Total Losses: 20

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« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2012, 07:34:43 pm »

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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (signups open)
« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2012, 07:45:13 pm »

Just so I make sure I'm correct on the rules:

When rolling when facing a monster, assuming no tokens are used, it works like this:
(using Banshee from GoF:1)

Encounter is a Banshee!
Attack: 23
Defense: 16
Penalty if hit: 1 Wound OR -3 Defense for the rest of the game
Reward for killing: 4 Gold

To kill the monster: I have to roll higher than its defense?
To dodge the monster's attack: I have to roll higher than the Monster's attack subtracted from my defense?

If I kill it: I get 4 Gold
If I don't: I get nothing

If I get hit: I suffer the penalty of 1 Wound OR -3 Defense for the rest of the game
If I don't get hit: Nothing happens

When exactly do you die? Is it when a certain number of wounds are taken, or when your defense is 0? Or both?
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« Reply #16 on: November 21, 2012, 07:50:21 pm »

Just so I make sure I'm correct on the rules:

When rolling when facing a monster, assuming no tokens are used, it works like this:
(using Banshee from GoF:1)

Encounter is a Banshee!
Attack: 23
Defense: 16
Penalty if hit: 1 Wound OR -3 Defense for the rest of the game
Reward for killing: 4 Gold

To kill the monster: I have to roll higher than its defense?
No, you have to roll equal to or higher than it's defense. Ties always go to the attacker.

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To dodge the monster's attack: I have to roll higher than the Monster's attack subtracted from my defense?
There's no rolling. If your Defense is higher than its Attack then hooray, you're safe. If it's equal or lower than you take your penalty.
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If I kill it: I get 4 Gold
If I don't: I get nothing
Yes.

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If I get hit: I suffer the penalty of 1 Wound OR -3 Defense for the rest of the game
If I don't get hit: Nothing happens
Yes.

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When exactly do you die? Is it when a certain number of wounds are taken, or when your defense is 0? Or both?
You die when you have received 4 wounds.
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« Reply #17 on: November 21, 2012, 07:51:22 pm »

Thanks Jorbles!
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« Reply #18 on: November 21, 2012, 11:39:15 pm »

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« Reply #19 on: November 21, 2012, 11:39:53 pm »

Very sneaky, not putting me in automatically. How frustrating.
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« Reply #20 on: November 21, 2012, 11:50:49 pm »

I wouldn't mind being /in, but since I've been in II, III, and IV, I'm perfectly content sitting back on this one. Please fill the roster with others first. If you have trouble filling in the sixth slot, then please use me. Just send me a private message so I don't miss the start of the game if I am a part of it.
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« Reply #21 on: November 22, 2012, 12:03:26 am »

I'm actually going to OUT this one. Nevermind!
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« Reply #22 on: November 22, 2012, 12:05:59 am »

In, though I won't be able to post all day Thanksgiving.

EDIT: Question though - do I have to have bought the game to play here?
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« Reply #23 on: November 22, 2012, 12:13:46 am »

In, though I won't be able to post all day Thanksgiving.

EDIT: Question though - do I have to have bought the game to play here?

None of the forum games really require you to have bought the game. Though the forum game may cause you to buy the game.

It's kind of a nice exposure to various games now....as long as the game lends itself to forum format.
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« Reply #24 on: November 22, 2012, 12:15:29 am »

In, though I won't be able to post all day Thanksgiving.

EDIT: Question though - do I have to have bought the game to play here?

None of the forum games really require you to have bought the game. Though the forum game may cause you to buy the game.

It's kind of a nice exposure to various games now....as long as the game lends itself to forum format.

Then let's consider me in.
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« Reply #25 on: November 22, 2012, 12:19:45 am »

In, though I won't be able to post all day Thanksgiving.

EDIT: Question though - do I have to have bought the game to play here?

Kuildeous has answered first, but to further his point on this game in particular:

Many stores are not yet even carrying it, so obtaining a copy is not always the easiest. However, you should absolutely feel free to join in any game here in the forum games community. Hopefully playing them here will inspire you to purchase them in the future!
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Derphammering is when quickhammers go derp.

Faust has also been incredibly stubborn this game. In other news, it's hot in the summer, and water falls from the sky when it rains.


Mafia Record:
TOWN Wins: M3, M5, M6, M11, M17, M28, M32, M105, M108, M114, M118, M120, M122, DM1, DoM1, OZ2, RM45, RM47, RM48, RM49, RM55
TOWN Losses: M4, M7, M8, M9, M13, M14, M18, M31, M110, M111, M113, M117, M125, RM3, RM4, RM54
SCUM Wins: M2, M19, M23, M100, DM3, RM1, RM2, RM48, RM50
SCUM Losses: M15 (SK), M102 (Tr), OZ1, RM55

Total Wins: 30
Total Losses: 20

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« Reply #26 on: November 22, 2012, 12:57:59 am »

and the last spot goes to werothegreat! I'll post the turn order, but I'm going to wait until tomorrow morning to post the characters.
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« Reply #27 on: November 22, 2012, 10:08:02 am »

In, though I won't be able to post all day Thanksgiving.

EDIT: Question though - do I have to have bought the game to play here?

Kuildeous has answered first, but to further his point on this game in particular:

Many stores are not yet even carrying it, so obtaining a copy is not always the easiest. However, you should absolutely feel free to join in any game here in the forum games community. Hopefully playing them here will inspire you to purchase them in the future!

To further build onto Galzria's point, think of these forum games as walking into a gaming store and seeing a game being played. You don't need a copy of Dominion to play with someone else's set. Same thing here. Of course, if someone were to mod a Magic game, that'd be different.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (signups open)
« Reply #28 on: November 22, 2012, 11:41:06 am »

I'm actually going to OUT this one. Nevermind!

FWIW my mind is STILL blown
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« Reply #29 on: November 22, 2012, 12:33:59 pm »

Pairings are up! Let the boasting begin! Oh that's me.

Tomorrow I, a Ninja with a Bo, will be defeating this Gauntlet and I will be sleeping in and skipping breakfast.

You're up Insomniac.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Boasting in the Tavern!)
« Reply #30 on: November 22, 2012, 12:46:22 pm »

I take the Trapper with the flaming sword...with one arm tied behind his back and hungover.
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« Reply #31 on: November 22, 2012, 12:47:00 pm »

Archetype is up
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Boasting in the Tavern!)
« Reply #32 on: November 22, 2012, 12:56:17 pm »

He is indeed. Unfortunately, this isn't the time of day he usually logs in. Everyone can make plans and enjoy the tavern for now. I hear they have a special where you can get a plate of pulled wumpus rump and an ale for just a single gold.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Boasting in the Tavern!)
« Reply #33 on: November 22, 2012, 01:05:13 pm »

I'm here, just give me a minute. Insomniac took mine.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Boasting in the Tavern!)
« Reply #34 on: November 22, 2012, 01:06:16 pm »

You could always take it back. :)
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Boasting in the Tavern!)
« Reply #35 on: November 22, 2012, 01:15:04 pm »

That would be 3 boasts! Naw, I'll let Insomniac have it and pick:

Berserker with a Scepter. He likes pinatas, so he's blindfolded. He was in a rush this morning and went without breakfast.
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« Reply #36 on: November 22, 2012, 01:31:47 pm »

wero is up!
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« Reply #37 on: November 22, 2012, 08:26:17 pm »

Hey guys, sorry about the wait, it's just that I slept in late because I've got a hangover, and I had to skip breakfast just to get here.  Oh, didn't I say?  I'm a Ninja, and this right here is my trusty bo.  It's a staff.
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« Reply #38 on: November 23, 2012, 12:00:37 am »

man, that is a sweet ninja
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« Reply #39 on: November 23, 2012, 10:17:28 am »

Frisk, you are up!
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Beserker with all of the other stuff AND hung over.
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TOWN Wins: M3, M5, M6, M11, M17, M28, M32, M105, M108, M114, M118, M120, M122, DM1, DoM1, OZ2, RM45, RM47, RM48, RM49, RM55
TOWN Losses: M4, M7, M8, M9, M13, M14, M18, M31, M110, M111, M113, M117, M125, RM3, RM4, RM54
SCUM Wins: M2, M19, M23, M100, DM3, RM1, RM2, RM48, RM50
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Then I am a Jester with a Spiked Shield, but I am shy. No boasts.
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I bid $1 Bob. (theif with a whip. No boast)
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Hmmmmm, Thief is good enough it should have at least 1 boast on it. I will be the Thief with a Whip hopping on one leg.
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Hmmmmm, Thief is good enough it should have at least 1 boast on it. I will be the Thief with a Whip hopping on one leg.

Thief with a whip hopping on one leg and one arm behind his back
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Hmmmmm, Thief is good enough it should have at least 1 boast on it. I will be the Thief with a Whip hopping on one leg.

Thief with a whip hopping on one leg and one arm behind his back

Fine then.

Ehhhh.... I guess I'll be a Ninja who skipped breakfast, has a hangover, with one hand tied behind my back.
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Does this mean I have to make another boast?
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Does this mean I have to make another boast?

or take the only hero not boasted for
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Does this mean I have to make another boast?

or take the only hero not boasted for

yeah whenever you get outboasted on a hero you get to go again.
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I'll be the Artificer with the Sling.  No boasts.
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The Heros had boasted and caroused (some more than others). Tomorrow they will brave the Gauntlet! Tomorrow being Monday when I get time for it. See you then.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Sleeping, Gauntlet tomorrow)
« Reply #54 on: November 26, 2012, 10:32:52 am »

The heroes awaken, some earlier than others, and make their way to the cave with a crumbling wooden sign declaring itself to be "The Gauntle". It's a little rotted. This is going to be a cakewalk they brag to each other. They step into the entrance.

"Halt!" someone a growly voice says from within the entrance.

The adventurers eagerly walk in to see who would stop them from entering the Gauntlet. As they step in they realize the voice came from a man holding a dog on the leash.

"Who are you?" said the Wero the Great, who was the most awake and least distracted of the heroes.

"I am the Keeper of the Gauntlet, and this is my pet Fido," he shouts. "Fido, get them!"

"Real original name," everyone thinks, but that dog does look fierce.

First Encounter:
Creature: Hellhound
Attack: 14
Defense: 10
Penalty if wounded: 1 wound
Reward: 3 gold + you may take 1 wound for another 3 gold
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (The Dog at the Gates)
« Reply #55 on: November 26, 2012, 10:35:43 am »

The Ninja leaps into action twirling his bo. He spends a weapon token for +2 dice, runs forward and swings his staff!
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (The Dog at the Gates)
« Reply #56 on: November 26, 2012, 10:50:37 am »

I shall use no tokens on this beast.
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TOWN Losses: M4, M7, M8, M9, M13, M14, M18, M31, M110, M111, M113, M117, M125, RM3, RM4, RM54
SCUM Wins: M2, M19, M23, M100, DM3, RM1, RM2, RM48, RM50
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (The Dog at the Gates)
« Reply #57 on: November 26, 2012, 10:50:43 am »

Use hero token
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« Reply #58 on: November 26, 2012, 11:05:16 am »

Use No Token
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« Reply #59 on: November 26, 2012, 04:06:08 pm »

No tokens.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (The Dog at the Gates)
« Reply #60 on: November 26, 2012, 05:14:33 pm »

Just waiting for Archetype now. I'd ideally like to put up at least one encounter a day, but we'll see how realistic that is.

If you guys win the encounter will any of you take an extra wound for the +3 Gold?

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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (The Dog at the Gates)
« Reply #61 on: November 26, 2012, 05:15:22 pm »

2. I will try to resolve at least one encounter for everyone each day so because of that, if you wish to use an ability you have 12 hours from when I post the encounter to use any "before rolling" abilities and 12 hours after I post results for after rolling abilities. If you do not wish to use an ability I request you post No ability uses. If everyone gets their actions in before deadline the game will happen at a faster pace.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (The Dog at the Gates)
« Reply #62 on: November 26, 2012, 05:16:42 pm »

CO: No Extra wound, If I don't kill the thing use a whip token
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (The Dog at the Gates)
« Reply #63 on: November 26, 2012, 05:21:28 pm »

No extra gold
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TOWN Wins: M3, M5, M6, M11, M17, M28, M32, M105, M108, M114, M118, M120, M122, DM1, DoM1, OZ2, RM45, RM47, RM48, RM49, RM55
TOWN Losses: M4, M7, M8, M9, M13, M14, M18, M31, M110, M111, M113, M117, M125, RM3, RM4, RM54
SCUM Wins: M2, M19, M23, M100, DM3, RM1, RM2, RM48, RM50
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« Reply #64 on: November 26, 2012, 05:22:45 pm »

I want the extra gold.
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« Reply #65 on: November 26, 2012, 05:32:13 pm »

2. I will try to resolve at least one encounter for everyone each day so because of that, if you wish to use an ability you have 12 hours from when I post the encounter to use any "before rolling" abilities and 12 hours after I post results for after rolling abilities. If you do not wish to use an ability I request you post No ability uses. If everyone gets their actions in before deadline the game will happen at a faster pace.

I know I know. I'll wait for 10:30 pmish forum time, if necessary, but I saw Archetype online so I don't think we'll have to wait that long.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (The Dog at the Gates)
« Reply #66 on: November 26, 2012, 05:46:14 pm »

Use Weapon token

Sorry for the delay.
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« Reply #67 on: November 26, 2012, 06:34:36 pm »

Creature: Hellhound
Attack: 14
Defense: 10
Penalty if wounded: 1 wound
Reward: 3 gold + you may take 1 wound for another 3 gold

Jorbles:
Uses weapon token +2 die, hungover -1 die = 4 die
Roll: 6 + 3 + 6 + 6 = 21
OATBB: 6 + 3 + 6 + 6 = 21
Kills monster

-4 defense due to hangover (17 - 4 = 13)
Hit by monster

Summary:
Kills monster, hit by monster (-1 weapon token, +1 wound, +3 gold, discards hangover)

Insomniac:
no tokens
4 die
Roll: 6 + 5 + 3 + 1 = 15
OATBB: 6 + 5 + 3 + 0 = 14
Kills monster

Hit by monster

Summary: Kills monster, hit by monster (+1 wound, +3 gold)

Archetype:
Note: I did not use your weapon token as you killed the monster without needing it. Your weapon token is used after you roll.
4 die - 1 hangover = 3
Roll: 3 + 3 + 6 = 12
OATBB: 3 + 3 + 6 = 12
Kills monster (does not need to use weapon token)

15 - 4 hangover = 11
Hit by monster

Summary:
Kills monster, hit by monster (+1 wound, +3 gold, loses hangover)

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3 die
Roll: 1 + 1 + 4 = 6
Misses monster

Dodges monster

Summary:
Misses monster, dodges monster (no change)

Captain_Frisk:
Uses class token
4 + 1 (class token) - 1 hangover = 4 die
Roll: 4 + 4 + 5 + 1 = 14
Kills monster, takes +1 wound for +3 gold

Use of class token dodges killed monster

Summary:
Kills monster, dodges monster, -1 gold for blindfold (-1 class token, +1 wound, +5 gold, loses hangover)

Galzria:
5 die - 1 hangover = 4 die
Roll: 4 + 1 + 2 + 1 = 8
OATBB: 4 + 0 + 0 + 0 = 4
Juggling: 4 - 1 = 3

Hit by monster

Summary:
Misses monster, hit by monster (+1 wound)

Juggling with one hand and tying your other hand behind your back sure makes fighting monsters difficult. Galzria's boasts seem to be getting the better at him as he can't focus on fighting the hellhound enough to even toss a juggling ball at it. Luckily he's wearing enough armour that the hellhound's jaws can't get through to hurt him while the rest of the group work together to take the creature town. The jaws can't get through his armour, but his hangover is just splitting so much so that Galzria loses focus and drops his Flaming Sword on his own foot. Ouch! Frisk takes the brunt of the attack and everyone agrees he should get a little extra share of the reward. The creature's owner flees further into the Gauntlet shouting:

"This isn't over! It's only just begun!"
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (The Dog at the Gates)
« Reply #68 on: November 26, 2012, 06:35:58 pm »

Let me know if you see any errors. If anyone who hasn't mentioned that they want to take a wound for the +3 gold wants to do it still they should let me know before I post an encounter tonight.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (The Dog at the Gates)
« Reply #69 on: November 26, 2012, 06:38:37 pm »

Archetype:
Note: I did not use your weapon token as you killed the monster without needing it. Your weapon token is used after you roll.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (The Dog at the Gates)
« Reply #70 on: November 26, 2012, 06:39:15 pm »

Yeah there's an error. My Arm cost me 3 dice!

Also, I get hit. Hangover = Base Defense -4 as well.
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TOWN Wins: M3, M5, M6, M11, M17, M28, M32, M105, M108, M114, M118, M120, M122, DM1, DoM1, OZ2, RM45, RM47, RM48, RM49, RM55
TOWN Losses: M4, M7, M8, M9, M13, M14, M18, M31, M110, M111, M113, M117, M125, RM3, RM4, RM54
SCUM Wins: M2, M19, M23, M100, DM3, RM1, RM2, RM48, RM50
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Total Losses: 20

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« Reply #71 on: November 26, 2012, 06:43:23 pm »

Yeah there's an error. My Arm cost me 3 dice!

Also, I get hit. Hangover = Base Defense -4 as well.

Sorry about that, (and your horrible rolls). Fixed!
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (The Dog at the Gates)
« Reply #72 on: November 26, 2012, 06:45:45 pm »

Oh, also taking no wound for the extra 3 Gold
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« Reply #73 on: November 26, 2012, 06:46:32 pm »

Oh, also taking no wound for the extra 3 Gold

Sweet ability bro! :P
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« Reply #74 on: November 26, 2012, 06:52:11 pm »

Oh, also taking a wound for the extra 3 Gold

FTFY?
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (The Dog at the Gates)
« Reply #75 on: November 26, 2012, 06:54:27 pm »

Oh, also taking a wound for the extra 3 Gold

FTFY?
Just saying I wouldn't be getting the 3 Gold by taking a wound. The hellhound thing.
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« Reply #76 on: November 26, 2012, 06:56:10 pm »

Oh, also taking a wound for the extra 3 Gold

FTFY?
Just saying I wouldn't be getting the 3 Gold by taking a wound. The hellhound thing.

Ohhhh, okay, you meant the opposite of what I thought. Gotcha.
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« Reply #77 on: November 26, 2012, 10:10:23 pm »

My Artificer needs to work on his aim.
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« Reply #78 on: November 27, 2012, 01:37:09 am »

Everyone high fives each other and dust themselves off, and proceed to walk (or hop) further into the Gauntlet.

"Halt!" shouts the same growly voice.

"You again!" shouts Insomniac. "We just killed your dog. What do you want now?"

"To show you my other dog! This is my pet Rover," he shouts. "Rover, get them!"

"Real original name," everyone thinks. "Wait, hasn't this happened already?" everyone says in unison.

"No!" shouts the Keeper. "This dog is less impressive than Fido, so it's totally different!"

Rover does look smaller than Fido, but he could probably still bite you if you were distracted by a hangover.

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Creature: Wolf
Attack: 12
Defense: 11
Penalty if wounded: 1 wound
Reward: 1 gold
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (The Dog at the Gates)
« Reply #79 on: November 27, 2012, 01:38:30 am »

This wolf is not worth my time. Straight rolling for the Ninja.
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« Reply #80 on: November 27, 2012, 01:48:31 am »

I'm straight rolling too.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (The Dog at the Gates)
« Reply #81 on: November 27, 2012, 01:51:14 am »

Class and Weapon both
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« Reply #82 on: November 27, 2012, 05:44:01 am »

"Reward: 1 wound"

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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (The Dog at the Gates)
« Reply #83 on: November 27, 2012, 08:40:40 am »

What, by "Reward: 1 Wound," does that mean we receive a Wound if we kill it, or that a Wound is removed if we kill it?

Either way, Class token.  I want that extra die.
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« Reply #84 on: November 27, 2012, 08:51:20 am »

Straight Rollin.
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« Reply #85 on: November 27, 2012, 10:14:31 am »

"Reward: 1 wound"

Harsh

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« Reply #86 on: November 27, 2012, 11:19:01 am »

Rolling dice! no tokens (I decide all my tokens after rolling)[/]
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« Reply #87 on: November 27, 2012, 12:53:06 pm »

That's everyone! Results will be showing up in an hour or two.
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« Reply #88 on: November 27, 2012, 03:11:03 pm »

Creature: Wolf
Attack: 12
Defense: 11
Penalty if wounded: 1 wound
Reward: 1 gold

Jorbles:
no tokens
3 die
Roll: 1 + 6 + 3 = 10
OATBB: 0 + 6 + 3 = 9
Misses monster

Defense: 17
Dodges

Summary:
Misses monster, Dodges monster (no change)

Insomniac:
no tokens
4 die
Roll: 3 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 9
OATBB: 3 + 0 + 0 + 0 = 3
Misses monster

Defense: 11
Hit by monster

Summary: Misses monster, hit by monster (+1 wound)

Archetype:
No tokens
4 die
Roll: 5 + 6 + 6 + 3 = 20
OATBB: 5 + 6 + 6 + 3 = 20
Kills monster

Defense: 15
Dodges monster

Summary:
Summary: Kills monster, dodges monster (+1 gold)


werothegreat:
Class token (if possible)
3 die
Roll: 4 + 5 + 4 = 13
Kills monster

Defense: 15
Dodges monster

Summary:
Kills monster, dodges monster (+1 die permanently, -1 class token)

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4 die
Roll: 1 + 4 + 6 + 6 = 17
Kills monster

Defense: 14
Dodges monster

Summary:
Kills monster, dodges monster, -1 gold for blindfold (no change)

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Uses class and weapon token.
Weapon token causes monster to be killed and +1 wound.

Dodges monster

Summary:
Kills monster, dodges monster, +2 gold due to class token use (+3 gold, +1 wound, loses hangover)

The group of adventurers make short work of Rover, the Wolf. Galzria's flaming sword shoots gouts of fire catching him in its flame as he tosses his sword perfectly landing on Rover and running him through. He picks up the corpse laughing and tosses the corpse into the air juggling it. The fire from the sword however spreads to the wolf corpse and Galzria burns his hand.

With a curse he tosses the flaming corpse aside where it lands on Insomniac. "Thanks a lot," says the singed thief from underneath the corpse.

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« Reply #89 on: November 27, 2012, 05:11:34 pm »

"Hello my little adventurers!" screams the voice of the Keeper out of the darkness. "You've defeated my dogs, but they were just a distraction."

Silence follows him as the adventurer's wait for something to happen. "Well I'm going to have a sip from this conveniently placed glass of water," said Jorbles. He sips it and puts it down.

Suddenly there's a boom, and the water in the glass ripples. It's just like the play Jurassic Park that was put on at the tavern last week. You all fondly remember when the players put a glass of water down on the fake cart and then someone under the stage hits the bottom of the stage to make it shake. It was very scary and dramatic. It raised tension. Much like the water in the glass being vibrated by the steps of something gigantic entering the room.

The cave shudders as a Behemoth approaches you. Uh oh.
 
Behemoth
Attack: 20
Defense: 21
Penalty: 1 Wound
Reward: 4 Gold
Special: You may spend a weapon token to skip this fight.
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« Reply #90 on: November 27, 2012, 05:13:44 pm »

DIE DIE DIE
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« Reply #91 on: November 27, 2012, 05:13:55 pm »

I roll normally.
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« Reply #92 on: November 27, 2012, 05:19:50 pm »

roll normally, will decide tokens after rolls
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« Reply #93 on: November 27, 2012, 05:21:35 pm »

Skipit.
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« Reply #94 on: November 27, 2012, 05:22:11 pm »

Skipit.

Actually, with 2 wounds, i have 6 dice?
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« Reply #95 on: November 27, 2012, 05:23:16 pm »

Skipit.

Actually, with 2 wounds, i have 6 dice?

4 dice...why would you have 6. you are a jester with a scepter though
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« Reply #96 on: November 27, 2012, 05:23:20 pm »

Skipit.

Actually, with 2 wounds, i have 6 dice?

Even better.  attack less than defense.

WEapon skill -> Kill this mofo.
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« Reply #97 on: November 27, 2012, 05:23:31 pm »

Hmm.  Weapon token.  That certainly comes in handy.
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« Reply #98 on: November 27, 2012, 05:24:07 pm »

herp never mind me, you have 6 dice if you use a class token your a BERSERKER with a scepter here.
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« Reply #99 on: November 27, 2012, 05:24:21 pm »

Skipit.

Actually, with 2 wounds, i have 6 dice?

4 dice...why would you have 6. you are a jester with a scepter though

I think you're getting confused.  IN this game I'm a beserker with scepter?
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« Reply #100 on: November 27, 2012, 05:32:58 pm »

"Well good luck with this you guys," shouts Jorbles. He spends a weapon token to vault himself over the Behemoth. "Up up and away!"
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« Reply #101 on: November 27, 2012, 06:38:01 pm »

"See you guys later!" said Archetype, spending a Weapon Token, crouching behind his shield, and running past the monster.
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« Reply #102 on: November 27, 2012, 07:34:00 pm »

"I'll use my lucky rock for this one," said Werothegreat, spending a weapon token, and throwing an iridescent stone at the beast.
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« Reply #103 on: November 28, 2012, 11:07:22 am »

Behemoth
Attack: 20
Defense: 21
Penalty: 1 Wound
Reward: 4 Gold
Special: You may spend a weapon token to skip this fight.

Jorbles:
spends token to skip fight

Summary:
Skips fight (-1 weapon token)

Insomniac:
Rolls normally (token use after rolls)
4 die
Roll: 6 + 6 + 3 + 1 = 16
OATBB: 6 + 6 + 3 + 0 = 15
Misses monster

Defense: 11
Hit by monster, but then uses a weapon token to dodge.

Summary:
Misses monster, dodges monster (-1 weapon token)

Archetype:
spends token to skip fight

Summary:
Skips fight (-1 weapon token)


werothegreat:
Weapon token

Kills monster

Dodges monster

Summary:
Kills monster, dodges monster (+4 gold, -1 weapon token)

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Weapon token
Kills monster

Defense: 14
Hit by monster

Summary:
Kills monster, hit by monster (-1 weapon token, +4 gold, +1 wound)

Galzria:
Rolls normally
die 5
Roll: 5 + 3 + 3 + 6 + 6 = 23
OATBB: 5 + 3 + 3 + 6 + 6 = 23
Juggling: 5 + 3 + 3 + 6 + 6 - 1 = 22
Kills monster

Defense: 16
Hit by monster

Summary:
Kills monster, hit by monster (+4 gold, +1 wound)

Jorbles and Archetype duck into the hallway behind the behemoth leaving the other 4 adventurers to their fates.

"Cowards," shouts Captain_Frisk as he goes absolutely berserk. He rains blows down on the behemoth. The behemoth momentarily taken aback stumbles back, then as Frisk goes in for the kill rallies and it's mighty limb comes forward batting Frisk aside into a wall.

Insomniac rushes forward attempting to distract the behemoth. It works. A mighty fist crumples down where Insomniac stood. No one sees his fate (that is until he tells us whether he uses tokens or not.) Galzria and wero are all that stand between the behemoth and the doom of the group. Wero reaches into his Artificer's sack and pulls out a lucky stone. Whirling his sling he fires it into the Behemoth's eye. The creature shouts with rage and stumbles back. Galzria takes the opportunity to leap onto it and stab it through the chest with his flaming sword killing it. The behemoth falls forward and Galzria falls beneath it's body.

"A little help here please," Galzria shouts from beneath its corpse. "I'm stuck here!"
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« Reply #104 on: November 28, 2012, 11:08:16 am »

Let me know if you see any mistakes and wero and Insomniac need to let me know their decisions. (Insomniac can use a token to dodge and wero can use a token to gain another die)
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« Reply #105 on: November 28, 2012, 11:25:35 am »

I misinterpreted Frisk, he meant to use his Weapon token, not class token. Updates will follow soon.
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« Reply #106 on: November 28, 2012, 11:25:56 am »

Jorbles is trying to get me back for being a bad scumbuddy in some old game.

I used my weapon skill, so I killed this mofo.
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« Reply #107 on: November 28, 2012, 11:26:17 am »

Skipit.

Actually, with 2 wounds, i have 6 dice?

Even better.  attack less than defense.

WEapon skill -> Kill this mofo.

I misinterpreted Frisk, he meant to use his Weapon token, not class token. Updates will follow soon.
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« Reply #108 on: November 28, 2012, 11:53:12 am »

Use Whip token please.
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« Reply #109 on: November 28, 2012, 01:00:19 pm »

Jorbles is trying to get me back for being a bad scumbuddy in some old game.

I used my weapon skill, so I killed this mofo.

I actually did it so I could psych you out and beat you at Dominion.
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« Reply #110 on: November 28, 2012, 01:14:23 pm »

FYI Jorbles and anyone who wants a real copy, the game is now showing up in retail stores.
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« Reply #111 on: November 28, 2012, 01:15:11 pm »

Insomniac calls down from above. "Can I also get some help getting down?"

He used his whip to get out of the way of the behemoth's fist!

[just flavour, though updates are in the original post now.]
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« Reply #112 on: November 28, 2012, 01:52:10 pm »

FYI Jorbles and anyone who wants a real copy, the game is now showing up in retail stores.

You are correct! I just purchased it.
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« Reply #113 on: November 28, 2012, 01:55:41 pm »

FYI Jorbles and anyone who wants a real copy, the game is now showing up in retail stores.

You are correct! I just purchased it.

You'll note Encounter 51, Weapon 21, and Class 21 are not in your box, they are promos
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« Reply #114 on: November 28, 2012, 01:56:18 pm »

(Cleaver, Armsmaster, Gladiator)
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« Reply #115 on: November 28, 2012, 02:02:17 pm »

Maybe there's blanks. If there are, I'll just make them.
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« Reply #116 on: November 28, 2012, 02:29:10 pm »

I'll take the Gold.
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« Reply #117 on: November 28, 2012, 04:28:44 pm »

Current Game State:
Discarded Cards:
Hellhound
Wolf
Behemoth

Jorbles:
    Class: Ninja
    Weapon: Staff
    Boasts: Skipped Breakfast, Hungover, One Arm Tied Behind His Back
    Gold: 3
    Weapon Tokens: 6
    Class Tokens: 0
    Defense: 17
    Dice: 3
    Other: None
    Wounds: 2

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    Class: Thief
    Weapon: Whip
    Boasts: Hopping on One Leg, One Arm Tied Behind His Back
    Gold: 3
    Weapon Tokens: 1
    Class Tokens: 2
    Defense: 11
    Dice: 4
    Other: None
    Wounds: 2

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    Class: Jester
    Weapon: Spiked Shield
    Boasts: Hungover, Hopping on One Leg
    Gold: 4
    Weapon Tokens: 1
    Class Tokens: 2
    Defense: 13
    Dice: 4
    Other: None
    Wounds: 1

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    Class: Artificer
    Weapon: Sling
    Boasts: None
    Gold: 4
    Weapon Tokens: 1
    Class Tokens: 1
    Defense: 15
    Dice: 4
    Other: None
    Wounds: 0

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    Class: Berserker
    Weapon: Scepter
    Boasts: Blindfolded, Skipped Breakfast, Hungover
    Gold: 9
    Weapon Tokens: 1
    Class Tokens: 1
    Defense: 14
    Dice: 4
    Other: None
    Wounds: 3

Galzria:
    Class: Trapper
    Weapon: Flaming Sword
    Boasts: One Hand Tied Behind Back, Hungover, Juggling
    Gold: 7
    Weapon Tokens: 0
    Class Tokens: 1
    Defense: 16
    Dice: 5
    Other: None
    Wounds: 3
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« Reply #118 on: November 28, 2012, 04:37:32 pm »

Archetype and Jorbles walk back into the room holding cups of tea.

"Hey you guys, are you coming or what? The Keeper made us some tea while we waited, but we don't have all day," said Archetype.

"Yeah, we've been sitting in this room drinking tea with him, for awhile now, but he's kinda creeping me out," adds Jorbles. "He keeps talking about how hot his Canadian girlfriend is. I've never even heard of that place, so I think she's made up."

"Yeah, he's pretty weird, and his mushroom man butler is kinda clumsy," Archetype said. "He spilled tea everywhere." He whispers this, but not very quietly.

"I can still hear you," shouts the Keeper from the next room in the Gauntlet, where you can now see he sits with a tea set and a man shaped like a mushroom dressed in a butler's suit. "Mushy, my wonderful butler. Throw out these rude guests!"

Mushroom Man
Attack: 15
Defense: 14
Damage: 2 Wounds
Reward: 2 Gold+
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« Reply #119 on: November 28, 2012, 04:38:27 pm »

[Side note: kudos to Insomniac GALZRIA for reformatting the encounters.]
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« Reply #120 on: November 28, 2012, 04:41:36 pm »

I'm not sure - but I believe I've spent one of my weapon skill tokens - unless we got an extra one along the way?

Either way.

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« Reply #121 on: November 28, 2012, 05:03:26 pm »

I'm not sure - but I believe I've spent one of my weapon skill tokens - unless we got an extra one along the way?

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« Reply #122 on: November 28, 2012, 05:45:39 pm »

hmmmm I'll use my last weapon token.

You only have to make that decision after you roll. So I'll assume that if you kill it by rolling you'll save the token.

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« Reply #123 on: November 28, 2012, 06:39:48 pm »

Roll normally
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« Reply #124 on: November 28, 2012, 06:46:22 pm »

hmmmm I'll use my last weapon token.

You only have to make that decision after you roll. So I'll assume that if you kill it by rolling you'll save the token.
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« Reply #125 on: November 28, 2012, 10:56:08 pm »

Query - if my defense is equal to their attack, do I avoid it?

Either way, roll normally, character token if I hit.
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« Reply #126 on: November 28, 2012, 11:45:51 pm »

Query - if my defense is equal to their attack, do I avoid it?

Either way, roll normally, character token if I hit.

No.  Tie ones to attacker I believe
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Mushroom Butler!)
« Reply #127 on: November 29, 2012, 01:20:34 am »

hmmmm I'll use my last weapon token.

You only have to make that decision after you roll. So I'll assume that if you kill it by rolling you'll save the token.
Oh. That's right, I keep forgetting.

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« Reply #128 on: November 29, 2012, 01:48:33 am »

Roll normal
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Mushroom Butler!)
« Reply #129 on: November 29, 2012, 08:33:56 am »

Query - if my defense is equal to their attack, do I avoid it?

Either way, roll normally, character token if I hit.

No.  Tie ones to attacker I believe

Well then.  Let me amend that to roll normally, no character token.  I'm going to need the wound heal.
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« Reply #130 on: November 29, 2012, 10:49:22 am »

Mushroom Man
Attack: 15
Defense: 14
Damage: 2 Wounds
Reward: 2 Gold+
+: Heal 1 wound after combat

Jorbles:
Weapon token +2 die
3 + 2 = 5 die
Roll: 4 + 3 + 5 + 5 + 4 = 21
OATBB: 4 + 3 + 5 + 5 + 4 = 21
Kills monster

Defense: 17
Dodges monster

Summary:
Kills monster, dodges monster (-1 weapon token, +2 gold, -1 wound)

Insomniac:
Rolls normally
4 die
Roll: 1 + 2 + 4 + 2 = 9
OATBB: 0 + 0 + 4 + 0 = 4
Misses monster

Defense: 11
Hit by monster, spends weapon token, dodges monster

Summary:
Misses monster, dodges monster (-1 weapon token)

Archetype:
Uses weapon token if needed.
4 die
Roll: 3 + 5 + 3 + 3 = 14
Kills monster

Defense: 13
Hit by monster

Summary:
Kills monster, hit by monster (+1 wound, +2 gold)


werothegreat:
Rolls normally
4 die
Roll: 3 + 6 + 3 + 6 = 18
Kills monster

Defense: 15
Hit by monster

Summary:
Kills monster, Hit by monster (+2 gold, +1 wound)

Captain_Frisk:
Class token
4 + 3 die = 7 die
Roll: 6 + 4 + 2 + 3 + 6 + 2 + 1 = 24
Kills monster

Defense: 14
Autododges monster due to class token

Summary:
Kills monster, dodges monster, -1 gold due to blindfold (-1 class token, +1 gold, -1 wound)

Galzria:
Rolls normally
die 5
Roll: 6 + 3 + 6 + 2 + 6 = 23
OATBB: 6 + 3 + 6 + 0 + 6 = 21
Juggling: 6 + 3 + 6 + 0 + 6 - 1 = 20
Kills monster

Defense: 16
Dodges monster

Summary:
Kills monster, dodges monster (+2 gold, -1 wound)

Mushy the Butler lurches forward, and everyone proceeds to pile hits onto him. He bursts into a puff of poisonous fungus spores, which those too close to him breath in taking some extra pain. They make short work of him though. Unsurprisingly while they were distracted by his butler the Keeper disappeared, but he left out the tea set, and look there's little sandwiches!

Jorbles scarfs one down eagerly. "He wouldn't let us eat before. He'd only give us tea." Mmmm it's good.

Everyone, but Insomniac, sits down to eat. Insomniac inspects the sandwiches and sniffs. "These still have the crusts on. I only eat sandwiches with the crusts cut off." Everyone, but Insomniac feels much better after eating. Insomniac waits impatiently.
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« Reply #131 on: November 29, 2012, 11:06:57 am »

Man worst rolls for me this game, I call cheats! (but not really) yes I will use a token, weapon token because I MISSED and still have one
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« Reply #132 on: November 29, 2012, 11:14:30 am »

Yeah, sorry, that was some rough rolls. (Also I forgot that Frisk was blindfolded, but I fixed that.)
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« Reply #133 on: November 29, 2012, 11:21:10 am »

My rolls have also been ridiculous.....
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« Reply #134 on: November 29, 2012, 01:36:06 pm »

Current Game State:
Discarded Cards:
Hellhound
Wolf
Behemoth
Mushroom Man

Jorbles:
    Class: Ninja
    Weapon: Staff
    Boasts: Skipped Breakfast, Hungover, One Arm Tied Behind His Back
    Gold: 3 + 2 = 5
    Weapon Tokens: 6 - 1 = 5
    Class Tokens: 0
    Defense: 17
    Dice: 3
    Other: None
    Wounds: 2 - 1 = 1

Insomniac:
    Class: Thief
    Weapon: Whip
    Boasts: Hopping on One Leg, One Arm Tied Behind His Back
    Gold: 3
    Weapon Tokens: 1 - 1 = 0
    Class Tokens: 2
    Defense: 11
    Dice: 4
    Other: None
    Wounds: 2

Archetype:
    Class: Jester
    Weapon: Spiked Shield
    Boasts: Hungover, Hopping on One Leg
    Gold: 4 + 2 = 6
    Weapon Tokens: 1
    Class Tokens: 2
    Defense: 13
    Dice: 4
    Other: None
    Wounds: 1 + 1 = 2

werothegreat:
    Class: Artificer
    Weapon: Sling
    Boasts: None
    Gold: 4 + 2 = 6
    Weapon Tokens: 1
    Class Tokens: 1
    Defense: 15
    Dice: 4
    Other: None
    Wounds: 0 + 1 = 1

Captain_Frisk:
    Class: Berserker
    Weapon: Scepter
    Boasts: Blindfolded, Skipped Breakfast, Hungover
    Gold: 9 + 1 = 10
    Weapon Tokens: 1
    Class Tokens: 1 - 1 = 0
    Defense: 14
    Dice: 4
    Other: None
    Wounds: 3 - 1 = 2

Galzria:
    Class: Trapper
    Weapon: Flaming Sword
    Boasts: One Hand Tied Behind Back, Hungover, Juggling
    Gold: 7 + 2 = 9
    Weapon Tokens: 0
    Class Tokens: 1
    Defense: 16
    Dice: 5
    Other: None
    Wounds: 3 - 1 = 2
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« Reply #135 on: November 29, 2012, 01:56:35 pm »

After eating everyone moves further into the Gauntlet. They walk until they find the Keeper standing at a raised podium.

"Hey Keeper, what's up? You giving a speech or something?" asks Captain_Frisk. "Where's the next monster?"

"Before I bring out the next monster I wanted to tell you adventurer's a story. Please sit down while I do so."

Everyone is kindof impatient to get on with things, but they agree to listen. They put their gear down and sit.

"When I was a young man I was like you. I entered the Gauntlet full of spit and vinegar. I thought I would get through it with no problem, but the monsters were mean to me. There was no Keeper than. They attacked and bullied me."

"Ughhhhh, this is so boring," whispered Galzria to Insomniac. "Can I borrow a gold? I just need one more to pay off my tab from last night."

"What? No, go kill something else and get some more gold," Insomniac whispered back.

"Please come on, is it back there with your stuff? I'll just go get it."

Meanwhile the Keeper had continued obliviously. "...so then I fought a Troll, but it made fun of me mercilessly before I killed it. Though I beat it, my feelings were deeply hurt." His eyes teared up.

Galzria snuck back to everyone's equipment only to find a Pixie rifling through it.

"Hey we're being robbed!" shouted Galzria.

"What?! You were supposed to be paying attention to my speech! So that Pixie could rob... I mean ummm... Wasn't it engrossing?" said the Keeper.

"No!" shouted everyone.

I guess you better kill the Pixie before it makes off with your Gold.

Pixie
Attack: 14
Defense: 11
Damage: X
Reward: 2 Gold
X: Lose 3 Gold
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« Reply #136 on: November 29, 2012, 02:43:33 pm »

Class Token
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SCUM Wins: M2, M19, M23, M100, DM3, RM1, RM2, RM48, RM50
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« Reply #137 on: November 29, 2012, 02:46:35 pm »

Just roll, will decide if I want to spend a token after I see my roll.
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« Reply #138 on: November 29, 2012, 03:04:34 pm »

If I hit, class token.
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« Reply #139 on: November 29, 2012, 03:19:36 pm »

Crap.  Do nothing!
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« Reply #140 on: November 29, 2012, 03:49:12 pm »

I'll roll without tokens here.
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« Reply #141 on: November 29, 2012, 05:39:28 pm »

Use Class Token to switch attack and defense. Use Weapon Token if needed.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Mushroom Butler!)
« Reply #142 on: November 30, 2012, 12:47:19 pm »

Pixie
Attack: 14
Defense: 11
Damage: X
Reward: 2 Gold
X: Lose 3 Gold


Jorbles:
Rolls normally
3 die
Roll: 3 + 2 + 3 = 8
OATBB: 3 + 0 + 3 = 6
Misses monster

Defense: 17
Dodges monster

Summary:
Misses monster, dodges monster (No change)

Insomniac:
Rolls normally, will decide after
4 die
Roll: 5 + 3 + 3 + 1 = 12
OATBB: 5 + 3 + 3 + 1 = 11
Kills monster

Defense: 11
Hit by monster, uses class token, dodges monster

Summary:
Kills monster, dodges monster (+2 gold, -1 class token)

Archetype:
Class token, uses weapon token if needed only possible if hit by monster
4 die
Roll: 3 + 2 + 2 + 1 = 8
Misses monster (defense of 14)

Defense: 13 (attack of 11)
Dodges monster

Summary:
Misses monster, dodges monster (-1 class token)


werothegreat:
Rolls normally, on kill uses class token
4 die
Roll: 1 + 2 + 4 + 5 = 12
Kills monster, uses class token

Defense: 15
Dodges monster

Summary:
Kills monster, Dodges monster (+1 die permanently, -1 class token)

Captain_Frisk:
4 die
Roll: 6 + 5 + 3 + 1 = 15
Kills monster

Defense: 14
Hit by monster

Summary:
Kills monster, hit by monster (-1 gold)

Galzria:
Class token
die 5
Roll: 3 + 6 + 2 + 5 + 1 = 17
OATBB: 3 + 6 + 0 + 5 + 0 = 14
Juggling: 3 + 6 + 0 + 5 + 0 - 1 = 13
Kills monster

Defense: 16
Dodges monster

Summary:
Kills monster, dodges monster, +2 gold due to use of class token (+4 gold, -1 class token)

The group quickly rushes to defend their goods. They make short work of the pixies, and though Frisk lost a bit of gold Galzria and Insomniac found a bit of gold on the corpses of the robber pixies. Frisk claims it is his gold, but everyone points out the cardinal rule "Finders Keepers" and he grumbles, but gives up.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Mushroom Butler!)
« Reply #143 on: November 30, 2012, 12:48:41 pm »

Waiting on a response from Insomniac on whether he'll eat the Gold loss or not, and then the next encounter is coming up.
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« Reply #144 on: November 30, 2012, 12:50:55 pm »

Waiting on a response from Insomniac on whether he'll eat the Gold loss or not, and then the next encounter is coming up.

Nah I'll use a class token here.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Mushroom Butler!)
« Reply #145 on: November 30, 2012, 01:16:11 pm »

I get two more gold for my class token usage.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Mushroom Butler!)
« Reply #146 on: November 30, 2012, 01:18:19 pm »

I get two more gold for my class token usage.

Right, fixed now in the encounter report.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Mushroom Butler!)
« Reply #147 on: November 30, 2012, 01:20:30 pm »

Current Game State:
Discarded Cards:
Hellhound
Wolf
Behemoth
Mushroom Man
Pixie

Jorbles:
    Class: Ninja
    Weapon: Staff
    Boasts: Skipped Breakfast, Hungover, One Arm Tied Behind His Back
    Gold: 5
    Weapon Tokens: 5
    Class Tokens: 0
    Defense: 17
    Dice: 3
    Other: None
    Wounds: 1

Insomniac:
    Class: Thief
    Weapon: Whip
    Boasts: Hopping on One Leg, One Arm Tied Behind His Back
    Gold: 3 + 2 = 5
    Weapon Tokens: 0
    Class Tokens: 2 - 1 = 1
    Defense: 11
    Dice: 4
    Other: None
    Wounds: 2

Archetype:
    Class: Jester
    Weapon: Spiked Shield
    Boasts: Hungover, Hopping on One Leg
    Gold: 6
    Weapon Tokens: 1
    Class Tokens: 2 - 1 = 1
    Defense: 13
    Dice: 4
    Other: None
    Wounds: 2

werothegreat:
    Class: Artificer
    Weapon: Sling
    Boasts: None
    Gold: 6
    Weapon Tokens: 1
    Class Tokens: 1  - 1 = 0
    Defense: 15
    Dice: 4 + 1 = 5
    Other: None
    Wounds: 1

Captain_Frisk:
    Class: Berserker
    Weapon: Scepter
    Boasts: Blindfolded, Skipped Breakfast, Hungover
    Gold: 10 - 1 = 9
    Weapon Tokens: 1
    Class Tokens: 0
    Defense: 14
    Dice: 4
    Other: None
    Wounds: 2

Galzria:
    Class: Trapper
    Weapon: Flaming Sword
    Boasts: One Hand Tied Behind Back, Hungover, Juggling
    Gold: 9 + 4 = 13
    Weapon Tokens: 0
    Class Tokens: 1 - 1 = 0
    Defense: 16
    Dice: 5
    Other: None
    Wounds: 2
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Mushroom Butler!)
« Reply #148 on: November 30, 2012, 01:22:27 pm »

Current standings:

1st) Galzria: 13 gold
2nd) Captain_Frisk: 9 gold
3rd & 4th) Archetype and werothegreat: 6 gold
5th & 6th) Jorbles and Insomniac: 5 gold
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Mushroom Butler!)
« Reply #149 on: November 30, 2012, 01:27:08 pm »

"Fools!" shouts the Keeper. "You saw through my clever ruse to distract you from the Pixies, but did you realize that they were a distraction to distract you from my GIANT SPIDER. Octo-Bite, get them!"

An eight-legged monstrosity enters the chamber, it's teeth drip with venom.

Giant Spider
Attack: 17
Defense: 19
Damage: X
Reward: 3 Gold
X: Gain a poison token (Take 1 Wound each turn after this one)
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #150 on: November 30, 2012, 01:29:08 pm »

It appears my time is limited. BRING ON THE PAIN
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #151 on: November 30, 2012, 02:53:10 pm »

Jorbles twirls bo defensively to fend off spider.

Spend weapon token for +6 defense.
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« Reply #152 on: November 30, 2012, 08:15:03 pm »

Dammit.  That thing needs a higher attack.  Guess I have to roll normally.
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« Reply #153 on: November 30, 2012, 08:42:24 pm »

I'll roll normally.
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« Reply #154 on: November 30, 2012, 08:45:16 pm »

Scepter autokill
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« Reply #155 on: December 01, 2012, 04:13:40 pm »

Roll normal, use class token to dodge.
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« Reply #156 on: December 03, 2012, 09:10:37 am »

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« Reply #157 on: December 03, 2012, 10:24:15 am »

Sorry, was busy this weekend. I'll update the game in the next few hours.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #158 on: December 03, 2012, 12:30:51 pm »

Giant Spider
Attack: 17
Defense: 19
Damage: X
Reward: 3 Gold
X: Gain a poison token (Take 1 Wound each turn after this one)


Jorbles:
Weapon token, +6 defense
3 die
Roll: 1 + 6 + 2 = 6
OATBB: 0 + 6 + 0 = 6
Misses monster

Defense: 17 + 6 = 23
Dodges monster

Summary:
Misses monster, dodges monster (-1 weapon token)

Insomniac:
Rolls normally
4 die
Roll: 5 + 5 + 4 + 5 = 19
OATBB: 5 + 5 + 4 + 5 = 19
Kills monster

Defense: 11
Uses token
Dodges monster

Summary:
Kills monster, dodges monster (+3 gold, -1 class token)

Archetype:
Rolls normally
4 die
Roll: 5 + 6 + 2 + 2 = 15
Misses monster, uses weapon token, kills monster

Defense: 13
Hit by monster


Summary:
Kills monster, hit by monster (+3 Gold, -1 weapon token, +Poisoned)


werothegreat:
does nothing
5 die
Roll: 6 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 6 = 20
Kills monster

Defense: 15
Hit by monster

Summary:
Kills monster, hit by monster (+3 gold, +Poisoned)

Captain_Frisk:
4 die
Weapon token to autokill
Kills monster

Defense: 14
Hit by monster

Summary:
Kills monster, hit by monster (-1 weapon token, +3 gold, +Poisoned)

Galzria:
Does nothing
die 5
Roll: 5 + 5 + 5 + 2 + 6 = 23
OATBB: 5 + 5 + 5 + 0 + 6 = 21
Juggling: 5 + 5 + 5 + 0 + 6 - 1 = 20
Kills monster

Defense: 16
Hit by monster

Summary:
Kills monster, hit by monster (+3 gold, +Poisoned)

A serious fight ensues and everyone works together to take out the Giant Spider. After the dust settles everyone looks around.

"You guys all okay," asks Jorbles.

"I'm fine," says Insomniac.

"Me too," adds Archetype.

"And me," says werothegreat.

"Yep, it's all good," said Frisk.

"No problems here," said Galzria.

"Wait none of us got bitten?" Jorbles asks incredulously.

"Welllllll, I mean yeah it bit me, but it's just a spider bite. I'm sure I'm fine," scoffed werothegreat. Everyone, but Insomniac and Jorbles had been bitten by the spider, but everyone claimed to be fine, so on they went.
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« Reply #159 on: December 03, 2012, 12:33:59 pm »

Jorbles seems we are the only non poisoned folk. I propose a toast to the two players who will live the longest!
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« Reply #160 on: December 03, 2012, 12:36:57 pm »

When they die we get to loot their corpses right?
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« Reply #161 on: December 03, 2012, 12:41:24 pm »

Current Game State:
Discarded Cards:
Hellhound
Wolf
Behemoth
Mushroom Man
Pixie
Giant Spider

Jorbles:
    Class: Ninja
    Weapon: Staff
    Boasts: Skipped Breakfast, Hungover, One Arm Tied Behind His Back
    Gold: 5
    Weapon Tokens: 5 - 1 = 4
    Class Tokens: 0
    Defense: 17
    Dice: 3
    Other: None
    Wounds: 1

Insomniac:
    Class: Thief
    Weapon: Whip
    Boasts: Hopping on One Leg, One Arm Tied Behind His Back
    Gold: 5 + 3 = 8
    Weapon Tokens: 0
    Class Tokens: 1 - 1 = 0
    Defense: 11
    Dice: 4
    Other: None
    Wounds: 2

Archetype:
    Class: Jester
    Weapon: Spiked Shield
    Boasts: Hungover, Hopping on One Leg
    Gold: 6 + 3 = 9
    Weapon Tokens: 1 - 1 = 0
    Class Tokens: 1
    Defense: 13
    Dice: 4
    Other: Poisoned
    Wounds: 2

werothegreat:
    Class: Artificer
    Weapon: Sling
    Boasts: None
    Gold: 6 + 3 = 9
    Weapon Tokens: 1
    Class Tokens: 0
    Defense: 15
    Dice: 5
    Other: Poisoned
    Wounds: 1

Captain_Frisk:
    Class: Berserker
    Weapon: Scepter
    Boasts: Blindfolded, Skipped Breakfast, Hungover
    Gold: 9 + 3 = 12
    Weapon Tokens: 1 - 1 = 0
    Class Tokens: 0
    Defense: 14
    Dice: 4
    Other: Poisoned
    Wounds: 2

Galzria:
    Class: Trapper
    Weapon: Flaming Sword
    Boasts: One Hand Tied Behind Back, Hungover, Juggling
    Gold: 13 + 3 = 16
    Weapon Tokens: 0
    Class Tokens: 0
    Defense: 16
    Dice: 5
    Other: Poisoned
    Wounds: 2
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #162 on: December 03, 2012, 01:01:36 pm »

We're on hold for Archetype at the moment. Once he's decided whether or not he wants to use a token I'll put together the next encounter.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #163 on: December 03, 2012, 06:42:04 pm »

Use Weapon Token.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #164 on: December 03, 2012, 07:14:06 pm »

The Keeper appears to really be prepared to stick it to you guys. He didn't want to let up after the spider, shove in out of the darkness is a pale man in a large red and black cape.

"Vot is this? Vounded adventurers? I must feast," he says.

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Attack: 21
Defense: 18
Damage: X
Reward: 4 Gold
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« Reply #165 on: December 03, 2012, 07:54:39 pm »

Ew.  Weapon token.
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« Reply #166 on: December 03, 2012, 08:16:08 pm »

So much for waiting the poison out. Last hurrah? Let's take this sucker down.

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« Reply #167 on: December 03, 2012, 08:26:50 pm »

So much for waiting the poison out. Last hurrah? Let's take this sucker down.
Ooh clever pun!

I'll use a Class Token! (Or do I have to wait untill after the battle?)

This fight is going to be extra bloody! (meh, I like Galz's better)
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #168 on: December 04, 2012, 12:29:26 am »

I need some money if I'm ever going to catch up. Use a weapon token for +2 dice.

(Also if I end up being the only player alive, someone else can volunteer to look after the rolling, or I can blitz it.)
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« Reply #169 on: December 04, 2012, 02:35:35 pm »

Vampire
Attack: 21
Defense: 18
Damage: X
Reward: 4 Gold
X: 2 Wounds if you have 2 or more wounds, otherwise 1 wound


Jorbles:
Weapon token, +2 die
3 + 2 = 5 dice
Roll: 3 + 1 + 3 + 2 + 6 = 15
OATBB: 3 + 0 + 3 + 0 + 6 = 12
Misses monster

Defense: 17
Hit by monster

Summary:
Misses monster, hit by monster (-1 weapon token, +1 wound)

Insomniac:
Rolls normally
4 dice
Roll: 6 + 4 + 1 + 1 = 12
OATBB: 6 + 4 + 0 + 0 = 10
Misses monster

Defense: 11
Hit by monster

Summary:
Misses monster, hit by monster (+2 Wounds, DEAD)

Archetype:
Class token
4 dice
Roll: 4 + 6 + 6 + 1 = 17
(Monster defense: 18)
Misses monster

Defense: 13
(Monster attack: 21)
Hit by monster


Summary:
Misses monster, hit by monster (+3 Wounds, DEAD)


werothegreat:
Weapon token
5 dice
Kills monster

Defense: 15
Dodges monster

Summary:
Kills monster, dodges monster (+1 wound, +4 Gold, -1 weapon token)

Captain_Frisk:
4 dice
Roll:  4 + 2 + 2 + 4 = 12
Misses monster

Defense: 14
Hit by monster

Summary:
Misses monster, hit by monster (+3 wounds, DEAD)

Galzria:
5 dice
Roll: 2 + 4 + 3 + 6 + 1 = 16
OATBB: 0 + 4 + 3 + 6 + 0 = 13
Juggling: 0 + 4 + 3 + 6 + 0 - 1 = 12
Misses monster

Defense: 16
Hit by monster

Summary:
Misses monster, hit by monster (+3 wounds, DEAD)
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« Reply #170 on: December 04, 2012, 02:40:38 pm »

The Vampire smelling blood goes into a frenzy ripping through Insomniac, Archetype, Captain_Frisk and Galzria. Jorbles runs forward to face it his bo twirling, but is unable to get past it's defenses. Luckily he distracts it just long enough for werothegreat to load a clove of garlic into his sling and toss is at the undead killing machine.

"Blah," shouts the vampire. "This is not blood!" It collapses.

The Keeper pokes his head back in. "Oh oops, I didn't mean to kill all of you, yet. I promise I'll go easy on you... maybe, just keep going through the Gauntlet."

"Do you have a cure for poison?" asks wero.

"Hahahahahaha, no," says the Keeper. "Come onnn, the next monster is a total wimp. I think."
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #171 on: December 04, 2012, 05:05:20 pm »

Current Game State:
Discarded Cards:
Hellhound
Wolf
Behemoth
Mushroom Man
Pixie
Giant Spider
Vampire

Jorbles:
    Class: Ninja
    Weapon: Staff
    Boasts: Skipped Breakfast, Hungover, One Arm Tied Behind His Back
    Gold: 5
    Weapon Tokens: 4 - 1 = 3
    Class Tokens: 0
    Defense: 17
    Dice: 3
    Other: None
    Wounds: 1 + 1 = 2

Insomniac:
    Class: Thief
    Weapon: Whip
    Boasts: Hopping on One Leg, One Arm Tied Behind His Back
    Gold: 8
    Weapon Tokens: 0
    Class Tokens: 0
    Defense: 11
    Dice: 4
    Other: None
    Wounds: 2 + 2 = 4 Dead

Archetype:
    Class: Jester
    Weapon: Spiked Shield
    Boasts: Hungover, Hopping on One Leg
    Gold: 9
    Weapon Tokens: 0
    Class Tokens: 1 - 1 = 0
    Defense: 13
    Dice: 4
    Other: Poisoned
    Wounds: 2 + 3 = 5 Dead

werothegreat:
    Class: Artificer
    Weapon: Sling
    Boasts: None
    Gold: 9 + 4 = 13
    Weapon Tokens: 1 - 1 = 0
    Class Tokens: 0
    Defense: 15
    Dice: 5
    Other: Poisoned
    Wounds: 1 + 1 = 2

Captain_Frisk:
    Class: Berserker
    Weapon: Scepter
    Boasts: Blindfolded, Skipped Breakfast, Hungover
    Gold: 12
    Weapon Tokens: 0
    Class Tokens: 0
    Defense: 14
    Dice: 4
    Other: Poisoned
    Wounds: 2 + 3 = 5 Dead

Galzria:
    Class: Trapper
    Weapon: Flaming Sword
    Boasts: One Hand Tied Behind Back, Hungover, Juggling
    Gold: 16
    Weapon Tokens: 0
    Class Tokens: 0
    Defense: 16
    Dice: 5
    Other: Poisoned
    Wounds: 2 + 3 = 5 Dead

Rankings
1) Galzria: 16 Gold (Dead)
2) werothegreat: 13 Gold
3) Captain_Frisk: 12 Gold (Dead)
4) Archetype: 9 Gold (Dead)
5) Insomniac: 8 Gold (Dead)
6) Jorbles: 5 Gold

Can wero overtake Galzria? Can Jorbles outlast them all and get out of last place? Stay tuned.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #172 on: December 04, 2012, 05:06:19 pm »

Jorbles seems we are the only non poisoned folk. I propose a toast to the two players who will live the longest!

Hows that toast going?
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« Reply #173 on: December 04, 2012, 05:06:56 pm »

Jorbles seems we are the only non poisoned folk. I propose a toast to the two players who will live the longest!

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GROANNNNN....BRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS....Oh I'm not the zombie this game....damn.
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« Reply #174 on: December 04, 2012, 05:10:46 pm »

The Keeper leads the battered heros through to a pool, from which a Giant Turtle slowly crawls out of.

"See guys, no problem. Mr. Shell can't hurt you, go nuts," says the Keeper. The heros raise their weapons.

Giant Turtle
Attack: 9
Defense: 14
Damage: 1 Wound
Reward: 1 Gold
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« Reply #175 on: December 04, 2012, 05:11:32 pm »

I'm going to save my tokens, and wero can't make any choices so I guess I'll roll this shortly.
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« Reply #176 on: December 04, 2012, 05:22:03 pm »

Giant Turtle
Attack: 9
Defense: 14
Damage: 1 Wound
Reward: 1 Gold

Jorbles:
3 dice
Roll: 1 + 5 + 3 = 9
OATBB: 0 + 5 + 3 = 8
Misses Turtle

Defense: 17
Dodges monster

Summary:
Misses monster, hit by monster (no change)

werothegreat:
5 dice
3 + 3 + 6 + 5 + 1 = 18
Kills Turtle

Defense: 15
Dodges monster

Summary:
Kills monster, dodges monster (+1 wound, +1 gold)

Jorbles staff bounces off the turtle's shell, but wero's sling lands a perfect shot hitting the turtle through the small hole in the shell somehow killing it. Wero is looking sicker by the minute.

"Okay guys, let's get this over with, let's see what else I've got," says the Keeper.

wero crosses his fingers and hopes that there's a healing pool in the next room.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #177 on: December 04, 2012, 05:23:48 pm »

wero is inching closer. He just needs 1 more gold to tie it all up!

Edit: In retrospect he needed 2, but whatever.
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« Reply #178 on: December 04, 2012, 05:25:18 pm »

"Look it's just my mummy," says the Keeper. "All it's got is a bunch of bandages and some Curses, but Curses can't hurt you."

Mummy
Attack: 18
Defense: 14
Damage: X
Reward: 3 Gold
X: Take double damage next turn.
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« Reply #179 on: December 04, 2012, 05:26:18 pm »

Jorbles sees an opportunity to get some Gold and spends a weapon token for +2 dice.
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« Reply #180 on: December 04, 2012, 05:31:53 pm »

Mummy
Attack: 18
Defense: 14
Damage: X
Reward: 3 Gold
X: Take double damage next turn.

Jorbles:
Uses weapon token
3 + 2 = 5 dice
Roll: 4 + 1 + 2 + 5 + 3 = 15
OATBB: 4 + 0 + 0 + 5 + 3 = 12
Misses monster

Defense: 17
Hit by monster

Summary:
Misses monster, hit by monster (-1 weapon token, double damage next turn)

werothegreat:
5 dice
6 + 5 + 3 + 1 + 5 = 20
Kills monster

Defense: 15
Hit by monster

Summary:
Kills monster, dodges monster (+3 gold, +1 wound, DEAD)

Jorbles swears as he once again fails to hurt a monster. "Fffuuuuuuuu..." he shouts, as the Mummy lays its curse on him.

Werothegreat whips his sling rapidly and the mummy goes down. Wero collects his gold and then sits down. "I think I'm just going to rest here for a bit, Jorbles," he says weakly. "You go on without me."

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« Reply #181 on: December 04, 2012, 05:35:24 pm »

Current Game State:
Discarded Cards:
Hellhound
Wolf
Behemoth
Mushroom Man
Pixie
Giant Spider
Vampire
Giant Turtle
Mummy

Jorbles:
    Class: Ninja
    Weapon: Staff
    Boasts: Skipped Breakfast, Hungover, One Arm Tied Behind His Back
    Gold: 5
    Weapon Tokens: 3 - 1 = 2
    Class Tokens: 0
    Defense: 17
    Dice: 3
    Other: Double damage next encounter
    Wounds: 2

Insomniac:
    Class: Thief
    Weapon: Whip
    Boasts: Hopping on One Leg, One Arm Tied Behind His Back
    Gold: 8
    Weapon Tokens: 0
    Class Tokens: 0
    Defense: 11
    Dice: 4
    Other: None
    Wounds: 4 Dead

Archetype:
    Class: Jester
    Weapon: Spiked Shield
    Boasts: Hungover, Hopping on One Leg
    Gold: 9
    Weapon Tokens: 0
    Class Tokens: 0
    Defense: 13
    Dice: 4
    Other: Poisoned
    Wounds: 5 Dead

werothegreat:
    Class: Artificer
    Weapon: Sling
    Boasts: None
    Gold: 13 + 1 + 3 = 17
    Weapon Tokens: 0
    Class Tokens: 0
    Defense: 15
    Dice: 5
    Other: Poisoned
    Wounds: 2 + 1 + 1 = 4 Dead

Captain_Frisk:
    Class: Berserker
    Weapon: Scepter
    Boasts: Blindfolded, Skipped Breakfast, Hungover
    Gold: 12
    Weapon Tokens: 0
    Class Tokens: 0
    Defense: 14
    Dice: 4
    Other: Poisoned
    Wounds: 5 Dead

Galzria:
    Class: Trapper
    Weapon: Flaming Sword
    Boasts: One Hand Tied Behind Back, Hungover, Juggling
    Gold: 16
    Weapon Tokens: 0
    Class Tokens: 0
    Defense: 16
    Dice: 5
    Other: Poisoned
    Wounds: 5 Dead

Rankings
1) werothegreat: 17 Gold (Dead)
2) Galzria: 16 Gold (Dead)
3) Captain_Frisk: 12 Gold (Dead)
4) Archetype: 9 Gold (Dead)
5) Insomniac: 8 Gold (Dead)
6) Jorbles: 5 Gold
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« Reply #182 on: December 04, 2012, 05:36:42 pm »

Can Jorbles kill something and get out of last place? It doesn't seem likely! Let's find out.
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« Reply #183 on: December 04, 2012, 05:40:10 pm »

"I'm going to stop talking now," says the Keeper. "You're probably better off focusing on fighting anyways."

Jorbles agrees.

Troll
Attack: 20
Defense: 15
Damage: 1 Wound
Reward: 4 Gold
If you don't kill this fight it a 2nd time

God dammit.

Use token for +6 defense, and then if I don't kill it use my last one. Actually save my last one, after reading the FAQ I learned that my defensive bonus carries over.
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« Reply #184 on: December 04, 2012, 05:46:49 pm »

Mummy
Attack: 18
Defense: 14
Damage: X
Reward: 3 Gold
X: Take double damage next turn.

Jorbles:
Uses weapon token
3 + 2 = 5 dice
Roll: 4 + 1 + 2 + 5 + 3 = 15
OATBB: 4 + 0 + 0 + 5 + 3 = 12
Misses monster

Defense: 17
Hit by monster

Summary:
Misses monster, hit by monster (-1 weapon token, double damage next turn)

werothegreat:
5 dice
6 + 5 + 3 + 1 + 5 = 20
Kills monster

Defense: 15
Hit by monster

Summary:
Kills monster, dodges monster (+3 gold, +1 wound, DEAD)

Jorbles swears as he once again fails to hurt a monster. "Fffuuuuuuuu..." he shouts, as the Mummy lays its curse on him.

Werothegreat whips his sling rapidly and the mummy goes down. Wero collects his gold and then sits down. "I think I'm just going to rest here for a bit, Jorbles," he says weakly. "You go on without me."

wero slumps to the ground.

Proof that Jorbles isn't cheating.
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« Reply #185 on: December 04, 2012, 05:48:57 pm »

Mummy
Attack: 18
Defense: 14
Damage: X
Reward: 3 Gold
X: Take double damage next turn.

Jorbles:
Uses weapon token
3 + 2 = 5 dice
Roll: 4 + 1 + 2 + 5 + 3 = 15
OATBB: 4 + 0 + 0 + 5 + 3 = 12
Misses monster

Defense: 17
Hit by monster

Summary:
Misses monster, hit by monster (-1 weapon token, double damage next turn)

werothegreat:
5 dice
6 + 5 + 3 + 1 + 5 = 20
Kills monster

Defense: 15
Hit by monster

Summary:
Kills monster, dodges monster (+3 gold, +1 wound, DEAD)

Jorbles swears as he once again fails to hurt a monster. "Fffuuuuuuuu..." he shouts, as the Mummy lays its curse on him.

Werothegreat whips his sling rapidly and the mummy goes down. Wero collects his gold and then sits down. "I think I'm just going to rest here for a bit, Jorbles," he says weakly. "You go on without me."

wero slumps to the ground.

Proof that wero is cheating.

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TOWN Wins: M3, M5, M6, M11, M17, M28, M32, M105, M108, M114, M118, M120, M122, DM1, DoM1, OZ2, RM45, RM47, RM48, RM49, RM55
TOWN Losses: M4, M7, M8, M9, M13, M14, M18, M31, M110, M111, M113, M117, M125, RM3, RM4, RM54
SCUM Wins: M2, M19, M23, M100, DM3, RM1, RM2, RM48, RM50
SCUM Losses: M15 (SK), M102 (Tr), OZ1, RM55

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« Reply #186 on: December 04, 2012, 05:50:54 pm »

Troll
Attack: 20
Defense: 15
Damage: 1 Wound
Reward: 4 Gold
If you don't kill this fight it a 2nd time

Jorbles:
Uses weapon token for +6 defense
3 dice
Roll: 6 + 6 + 1 = 13
OATBB: 6 + 6 + 0 = 12
Misses monster
Roll: 1 + 2 + 4 = 7
OATBB: 0 + 0 + 4 = 7
Misses monster

Defense: 17 + 6 = 23
Dodges monster
Dodges monster

Summary:
Misses monster, hit by monster (-1 weapon token, -double damage next turn)
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #187 on: December 04, 2012, 05:54:27 pm »

"What's next?" asks Jorbles.

"A carnivorous plant," says the Keeper.

Carnivorous Plant
Attack: 10
Defense: 16
Damage: 1 Wound
Reward: 1 Gold

Jorbles:
3 dice
Roll: 6 + 3 + 2 = 11
OATBB: 6 + 3 + 0 = 9
Misses monster

Defense: 17
Dodges monster

Summary:
Misses monster, dodges monster (no change)

Jorbles swats at it a bit, but then decides to just walk around the plant.

"And now?"
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« Reply #188 on: December 04, 2012, 05:58:17 pm »

"A demon," says the Keeper.

Demon
Attack: 17
Defense: 17
Damage: 1 Wound
Reward: 4 Gold
Other: Class Tokens and Weapon Tokens can't be used this fight.

Discarded Cards:
Hellhound
Wolf
Behemoth
Mushroom Man
Pixie
Giant Spider
Vampire
Giant Turtle
Mummy
Troll
Carnivorous Plant
Demon

Jorbles
3 dice
Roll: 2 + 3 + 3 = 8
OATBB:  0 + 3 + 3 = 6
Misses demon

Defense: 17
Hit by demon

Summary:
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #189 on: December 04, 2012, 06:01:27 pm »

Griffin
Attack: 11
Defense: 13
Damage: 1 Wound +
Reward: 3 Gold
+: Lose 2 Gold

Spending my last token for +2 dice.

Roll: 6 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 3 = 14
OATBB: 6 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 3 = 9

Dammit.

Miss, dodge (-1 weapon token)
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« Reply #190 on: December 04, 2012, 06:03:05 pm »

Giant Crab
Attack: 8
Defense: 18
Damage: 1 Wound
Reward: 2 Gold +
+: Recieve +1 defence this game

Roll:  1 + 1 + 5 = 7

Miss, dodge (no change)
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« Reply #191 on: December 04, 2012, 06:03:41 pm »

Snorlax does not, a good Ninja make.
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TOWN Wins: M3, M5, M6, M11, M17, M28, M32, M105, M108, M114, M118, M120, M122, DM1, DoM1, OZ2, RM45, RM47, RM48, RM49, RM55
TOWN Losses: M4, M7, M8, M9, M13, M14, M18, M31, M110, M111, M113, M117, M125, RM3, RM4, RM54
SCUM Wins: M2, M19, M23, M100, DM3, RM1, RM2, RM48, RM50
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« Reply #192 on: December 04, 2012, 06:07:47 pm »

Side passage:

Choice A:
Skelephant
Attack: 13
Defense: 8
Damage: 1 Wound
Reward: 2 Gold
Choice B:
Giant
Attack: 24
Defense: 20
Damage: 1 Wound
Reward: 5 Gold

I choose the Skelephant.
Roll: 3 + 5 + 2 = 10
OATBB: 3 + 5 + 0 = 8
Kills Skelephant. YEAHHHHHH!

Kills, dodges (+2 Gold)

Rankings
1) werothegreat: 17 Gold (Dead)
2) Galzria: 16 Gold (Dead)
3) Captain_Frisk: 12 Gold (Dead)
4) Archetype: 9 Gold (Dead)
5) Insomniac: 8 Gold (Dead)
6) Jorbles: 7 Gold
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« Reply #193 on: December 04, 2012, 06:10:18 pm »

Gargoyle
Attack: 13
Defense: 19
Damage: 1 Wound
Reward: 2 Gold

Miss, dodge (no change)
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« Reply #194 on: December 04, 2012, 06:11:46 pm »

Bandit
Attack: 14
Defense: 14
Damage: 1 Wound
Reward: 3 Gold +
Other: Recieve 1 Weapon Token

Roll: 5 + 3 + 4 = 12

Miss, dodge (no change)
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« Reply #195 on: December 04, 2012, 06:14:52 pm »

Extra Bitey Guardian
Attack: 10
Defense: 16
Damage: 1 Wound
Reward: X
X: Turn over an encounter card, skipping and discarding modifiers. You may visit it if you want; no-one else can.

Roll: 2 + 1 + 2 = 5
OATBB: = 0 + 0 + 0 = 0

Jorbles trips when he sees the Guardian. He then sneaks past it.

Miss, dodge. (no change)
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« Reply #196 on: December 04, 2012, 06:16:03 pm »

SPEAR TRAP!

TAKE 1 WOUND.

Jorbles is dead.


werothegreat is the winner!

WAIT NO I CAN STILL DO THIS. I have 3 wounds not 4.
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« Reply #197 on: December 04, 2012, 06:19:16 pm »

Current Game State:
Discarded Cards:
Hellhound
Wolf
Behemoth
Mushroom Man
Pixie
Giant Spider
Vampire
Giant Turtle
Mummy
Troll
Carnivorous Plant
Demon
Side Passage
Skelephant
Giant
Gargoyle
Bandit
Extra Bitey
Guardian
Spear Trap

Jorbles:
    Class: Ninja
    Weapon: Staff
    Boasts: Skipped Breakfast, Hungover, One Arm Tied Behind His Back
    Gold: 5
    Weapon Tokens: 0
    Class Tokens: 0
    Defense: 17
    Dice: 3
    Other: None
    Wounds: 3


Rankings
1) werothegreat: 17 Gold (Dead)
2) Galzria: 16 Gold (Dead)
3) Captain_Frisk: 12 Gold (Dead)
4) Archetype: 9 Gold (Dead)
5) Insomniac: 8 Gold (Dead)
6) Jorbles: 7 Gold
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« Reply #198 on: December 04, 2012, 06:20:18 pm »

Welp...I wasn't last...
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #199 on: December 04, 2012, 06:23:01 pm »

I'm not dead yet. Though I will be in a second. Here's the final encounter:
Ooze
Attack: 20
Defense: 11
Damage: 1 Wound +
Reward: 3 Gold
+: Lose 1 Weapon Token
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« Reply #200 on: December 04, 2012, 06:24:21 pm »

Roll: 4 + 2 + 2 = 8
Misses monster.

Jorbles is dead. He has been eaten by an Ooze.

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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #201 on: December 04, 2012, 06:27:03 pm »

Sigh, so close to not being in last.
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #202 on: December 04, 2012, 06:30:57 pm »

Sigh, so close to not being in last.

You were right the first time the spear trap killed you.

You went into blitz with 2 wounds. The Demon and The Spear Trap hit you
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Re: Gauntlet of Fools V: A Fool and His Money (Poison!)
« Reply #203 on: December 04, 2012, 06:33:58 pm »

Sigh, so close to not being in last.

You were right the first time the spear trap killed you.

You went into blitz with 2 wounds. The Demon and The Spear Trap hit you

Oh you're right.

I CAN'T EVEN GET OUT OF LAST PLACE WHEN I CHEAT!
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And beginner's luck for me.  Artificer+Sling was an awesome combination.
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I'm surprised I did as well as I did. The Jester's power suckssss.
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And beginner's luck for me.  Artificer+Sling was an awesome combination.

Congrats! Now that you've got your feet wet, you should play other Forum Games!
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