Topic: Gauntlet of Fools IV: A Fool's Paradise - (Game Over! Voltgloss wins!) (Read 16325 times)

Robz888 · « **Reply #25 on:** November 21, 2012, 12:27:15 pm »

Quote from: Insomniac on November 21, 2012, 12:19:36 pm

You love that armorer hey robz?

Yeah, I think I can make it work with a better weapon.

Voltgloss · « **Reply #26 on:** November 21, 2012, 12:35:05 pm »

It's the triumphant(?) return of the Thief With No Name!

...except I'm going to try a different tack.

Berserker with dagger, with a hangover.

Kuildeous · « **Reply #27 on:** November 21, 2012, 02:33:22 pm »

Posting to prompt Cayvie, in case she doesn't know.

I mean, my dungeon trip is going to be so awesome I can't wait to boast about it.

Insomniac · « **Reply #28 on:** November 21, 2012, 02:53:52 pm »

Phil was Gutnis's brother. Unlike Gutnis though Phil was not a prospector, he was in fact a no good Thief. Phil wasn't always a theif though. When Gutnis's times were good Phil was a little bit down on his luck and Gutnis never helped him out only the damned neighbours. This bothered Phil so late one night he snuck onto Gutnis's claim and took out a lot of gold, replacing it with some fool's gold he'd had from long ago. Phil spent the money he got from the Gold on gambling. One day Gutnis caught Phil on his claim and Gutnis asked Phil to leave and stay away from his family as Phil was a disgrace to the family name, he couldn't have repaid the slime Gutnis even if he had wanted to though as he'd blown it all. People were after Phil as he owed a lot of people a lot of money, and they were not nice people, so he kept stealing from other people but he was never able to get ahead. Thats when he'd heard about a local group of adventurers going on a gold quest that they were likely to die on. Phil thought eh I'm as good as dead if I can't repay these debts soon, I can't run forever, so he signed up hoping he would come back with gold but almost certain he would die, if he died he wanted the money to go to Alana, a lady working at a nearby brothel that Phil often frequented, he had grown slightly fond of her I mean, she gave him a frequent flier discount!

cayvie · « **Reply #29 on:** November 21, 2012, 10:51:33 pm »

Armorer with Spear, Blindfolded and Juggling

Robz888 · « **Reply #30 on:** November 21, 2012, 10:52:43 pm »

Oh, I just hate, hate, hate you. You don't understand the Armorer on an emotional level the way I do.

cayvie · « **Reply #31 on:** November 21, 2012, 10:57:40 pm »

Quote from: Robz888 on November 21, 2012, 10:52:43 pm

Oh, I just hate, hate, hate you. You don't understand the Armorer on an emotional level the way I do.

i'm sure you can do it without breakfast or something

Kuildeous · « **Reply #32 on:** November 21, 2012, 11:44:32 pm »

Oh my goodness. Where am I? Man, see what you get when you mix chloroform with pig sweat? I was so drunk last night.

Anyway, nobody's going to get more gold than me. This hungover Alchemist will win the day. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to find out if arsenic is still poisonous. Hee-hee, arse nick.

Galzria · « **Reply #33 on:** November 22, 2012, 12:04:16 am »

For those who weren't with us in GoF-III, the current gamestate will always be available and as up-to-date as I can make it in reply #3, even during boasting.

Insomniac · « **Reply #34 on:** November 22, 2012, 02:47:21 pm »

I see you online Robz.

Robz888 · « **Reply #35 on:** November 22, 2012, 02:50:18 pm »

Insomniac Surveillance State. (Would make a great band name.)

Robz888 · « **Reply #36 on:** November 22, 2012, 02:55:56 pm »

Hungover Alchemist with an Axe, with one arm tied behind my back.

Insomniac · « **Reply #37 on:** November 22, 2012, 02:56:48 pm »

Quote from: Robz888 on November 22, 2012, 02:50:18 pm

Insomniac Surveillance State. (Would make a great band name.)

Frisk is up but I don't think we'll see him

Captain_Frisk · « **Reply #38 on:** November 24, 2012, 11:15:12 am »

Priest with Sword

Galzria · « **Reply #39 on:** November 24, 2012, 11:15:56 am »

Back to Kuildeous!

Kuildeous · « **Reply #40 on:** November 24, 2012, 12:17:49 pm »

I didn't want to be the alchemist anyway. I really wanted to be the Priest. I may feel a little weak from my fast, but I can do this without breakfast.

Galzria · « **Reply #41 on:** November 25, 2012, 06:32:45 pm »

Waiting on Frisk

Captain_Frisk · « **Reply #42 on:** November 25, 2012, 06:56:39 pm »

Scimitar dude

Insomniac · « **Reply #43 on:** November 25, 2012, 06:59:50 pm »

@Frisk Jester w a scimitar

Galzria · « **Reply #44 on:** November 25, 2012, 08:07:55 pm »

Hihihi!

I just wanted to update you all and let you know that I've finished going over aaaall your paperwork and everything looks to be in order! Yay!

Also, we'll be arriving at our destination tomorrow afternoon! So sharpen your pitchforks, and get ready to earn some gold!

Teehee! Toodles for now!

- Candy

Galzria · « **Reply #45 on:** November 26, 2012, 11:35:18 am »

Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy!

Guess What??!??!??

We're HEEEERRRREEE!

Ok! I know you're all eager to get to the killing, but I need to lay down some ground rules first to keep us all safe!

First, I will be using my fairy magic to disappear any time a monster appears. This means I won't be here to protect you! But don't worry too much, I won't be THAT far away. In fact, this leads me into my second point: If ever you need something, just call my name in nice loud, bold letters along with a clear command of exactly what you want from me. Let's see... An example...:

Candy, I need you! I wish to power up my weapon with a weapon token!

To make this journey easier on you all, I will gladly hold all of your supplies, including your spare tokens, gold, etc. At the end of each encounter I will of course update you with exactly what you have!

All right! That's all the paperwork, now onto the exciting stuff! If you'll all follow me we can...

AHHH! *POOF*

Encounter: Wolf
Attack: 12
Defense: 11
Damage: 1 Wound
Reward: 1 Gold

Captain_Frisk · « **Reply #46 on:** November 26, 2012, 11:37:15 am »

No tokens.

Insomniac · « **Reply #47 on:** November 26, 2012, 11:41:43 am »

I have no tokens to declare using before combat

Kuildeous · « **Reply #48 on:** November 26, 2012, 11:45:17 am »

Oh man, so hungry. Why did I skip breakfast? What a dumb thing to do. My stomach is growling so much that I'm bound to attract attention.

Oh wait! I'm a Priest. I have access to things like creating food. I'll just use a class token to get myself a breakfast now. Better late than never.

*burp* Oh yeah, that's better.

Huh, the growling noise is still there. No wait, this is different. Egads! A wolf! And here I am fat and tasty in its eyes. I better slay it.

Robz888 · « **Reply #49 on:** November 26, 2012, 11:58:16 am »

I will use a weapon token. Not taking any chances.

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