A woman is pregnant but goes into a coma. She ends up giving birth while she sleeps. She finally gets better, and the first thing she asks the doctors is, "What happened to my baby?" He replies, "Don't worry, they're fine. You had twins, a boy and a girl. Your brother named them for you." "Oh no, he's crazy. What did he name the girl?" "Denise." "Well, that's not bad. What did he name the boy?" "Denephew."