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[eHalcyon]

Eh?  There are numerous off-colours in there.  Touches of reds on the foreground character, for example.

[scott_pilgrim]

I like my coffee like I like my slaves: free   .

[soulnet]

What does the pedophiles orchestra play? The magical flute in A minor

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[soulnet]

"Dark humour is like a pair of legs. Not everybody has it."

Oh right, I knew it that way too, but remembered it wrong. I liked this incarnation better, though:

Racism is like black people. An abomination.

[Kuildeous]

What does the pedophiles orchestra play? The magical flute in A minor

reference

I'm so not clicking that link after seeing that joke.

[Tables]

Well, I'm glad that joke went down acceptably. I was on the way home today and thinking 'oh gosh what if this is actually offensive?' I suppose I was worrying for nothing.

Well, my funny count... erm, respect went up as a result, so I'm happy. I need my arbitrary internet points.

[pacovf]

Well, I'm glad that joke went down acceptably. I was on the way home today and thinking 'oh gosh what if this is actually offensive?' I suppose I was worrying for nothing.

Maybe the joke wasn't offensive. Or maybe we are all dickheads. It depends on the angle you look at it from.

Except for blind people. They can't look at things.

[A Drowned Kernel]

I like my coffee like I like my slaves: free   .

I like my coffee like I like my women. Still warm.

[Kirian]

I like my coffee like I like my slaves: free   .

I like my coffee like I like my women. Still warm.

I like my coffee the way I like my unicorns: imaginary.

[SwitchedFromStarcraft]

I like my coffee like I like my slaves: free   .

I like my coffee like I like my women. Still warm.

I like my coffee the way I like my unicorns: imaginary.

I like my coffee the way I like my carbon monoxide:  odorless, colorless, tasteless, and less dense than air

[silverspawn]

I like my coffee like I like my slaves: free   .

I like my coffee like I like my women. Still warm.

I like my coffee the way I like my unicorns: imaginary.

I like my coffee the way I like my carbon monoxide:  odorless, colorless, tasteless, and less dense than air

I like my coffee as I like my GF I don't :c

[Tables]

I like my coffee like I like my slaves: free   .

I like my coffee like I like my women. Still warm.

I like my coffee the way I like my unicorns: imaginary.

I like my coffee the way I like my carbon monoxide:  odorless, colorless, tasteless, and less dense than air

I like my coffee as I like my GF I don't :c

I like my coffee as I like this quote chain: I don't understand the appeal and would prefer other things thanks

[pacovf]

I like my coffee like I like my slaves: free   .

I like my coffee like I like my women. Still warm.

I like my coffee the way I like my unicorns: imaginary.

I like my coffee the way I like my carbon monoxide:  odorless, colorless, tasteless, and less dense than air

I like my coffee as I like my GF I don't :c

I like my coffee as I like this quote chain: I don't understand the appeal and would prefer other things thanks

But you just, huh... eh?

I like my coffee as I like inconsistencies: actually I don't like coffee.

[Asper]

I like my coffee like I like my slaves: free   .

I like my coffee like I like my women. Still warm.

I like my coffee the way I like my unicorns: imaginary.

I like my coffee the way I like my carbon monoxide:  odorless, colorless, tasteless, and less dense than air

I like my coffee as I like my GF I don't :c

I like my coffee as I like this quote chain: I don't understand the appeal and would prefer other things thanks

But you just, huh... eh?

I like my coffee as I like inconsistencies: actually I don't like coffee.

I like to change the subject.

[Galzria]

There once was a young man Cairo, who fell ill  on his was to the Pharaoh. As he sneezed and sneezed, the Pharaoh was not pleased - He said "You might be the first to go viral.

[Elanchana]

I have a new business.
What's your new business?
I run a trading post.
How is business?
Well, everyone tells me it's trash, but I always say that there's a silver lining.

[Ozle]

I like my coffee like I like my slaves: free   .

This joke is ok because I have slaves

[Kirian]

I like my coffee the way I like my coffee: tautological.

[WalrusMcFishSr]

In Soviet Russia, coffee likes you!

[sudgy]

I like my coffee mugs the way I like my donuts: topological.

[liopoil]

I like my coffee mugs the way I like my donuts: topological.

That doesn't make any sense. You should have said torus, or homeomorphic

[pacovf]

I like my coffee mugs the way I like my donuts: topological.

That doesn't make any sense. You should have said torus, or homeomorphic

That doesn't make any sense. Torus is a noun, not an adjective, so it can't describe a "way".  You should have said "toroidal". And homeomorphic is always relative to something, so it doesn't mean anything by itself. You should have said "homeomorphic to each other". And if recursive definitions make you uneasy, you could also combine the two: "homeomorphic to a torus".

Please don't thank me for improving your correction, I do it with great pleasure.

[Witherweaver]

I think "Homeomorphic" would have been clear that it meant "homeomorphic to each other".

[soulnet]

I like my coffee the way I like my suspense:

[pacovf]

I like my coffee the way I like electronic mus - electronic mus - elec - elec -electro -lec - lec - electronic mus - tro - tro - electro - elec - electronic - tronic - elec - electronic - tro - tro - tro - tronic -electronic music - tronic music - electro - electronic music. Not at all when I am trying to sleep.