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Dark Ages Limericks
« on: August 10, 2012, 08:26:58 am »
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Last turn I bought just one Rat
But now they're all over the flat
Estates (and Golds, too)
Are all flushed down the loo
My hand: Rats Rats Rats Rats Rats.
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Re: Dark Ages Limericks
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2012, 08:59:16 am »
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I decided to live as a hermit
"Outside of the earth," you might term it
Far away from society
That sees madness in piety
—and perhaps one day soon I'll confirm it
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Re: Dark Ages Limericks
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2012, 09:54:59 am »
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The one time I had to play Sage,
My deck's cards were scant worth the wage.
'Twas a Province I drew.
I had Tournament, too.
And my rival quit in a rage.

Although he thought that move was dumb,
The rival thought he'd revenge some.
His own Sage he played,
But then was dismayed
To draw a worthless Feodum.
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Re: Dark Ages Limericks
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2012, 10:04:49 am »
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The previews were great, without a doubt
Discovering what Shelters and Ruins were all about.
But I must admit
My favorite bit
Was seeing how Robz888 comboed them with Scout.
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Re: Dark Ages Limericks
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2012, 03:12:06 pm »
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Feodum is quite cool as we see,
And a Silvery path awaits me.
Yet I have a small doubt:
When the whole set comes out
Will it also include Feodee?!
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Re: Dark Ages Limericks
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2012, 04:04:45 pm »
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Isotropic's soon do be dead,
But there's something we can do instead.
No I'm not loco,
I'm not talking 'bout Goko.
I'm talking Limericks thread!
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Re: Dark Ages Limericks
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2012, 04:22:51 pm »
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We got the previews of Dark Ages.
Ruins and Shelters and Sages.
Just 3 cards a day,
But we found a way
To discuss them for 50+ pages!
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Re: Dark Ages Limericks
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2012, 09:49:56 pm »
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He fashioned those Shelter start decks.
Created some brand new affects.
He Pillaged A Village,
And showed us pure ownage,
That wily and crafty Don X.
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Re: Dark Ages Limericks
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2012, 09:42:56 pm »
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I just cannot believe my eyes.
On Goko Dark ages is live!
This leak I'll abuse,
though I am forced to lose,
I'm just going to spam that F5!
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Re: Dark Ages Limericks
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2012, 09:45:16 pm »
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I just cannot believe my eyes.
On Goko Dark ages is live!
This leak I'll abuse,
though I am forced to lose,
I'm just going to spam that F5!

I wish I had done that. :P
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Re: Dark Ages Limericks
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2012, 10:10:37 pm »
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I just cannot believe my eyes.
On Goko Dark ages is live!
This leak I'll abuse,
though I am forced to lose,
I'm just going to spam that F5!

Ephemeral oh though it was
I am still happy because
Of the Dark Ages cards
Eleven more have I starred!
Goko knows how to make buzz.
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Re: Dark Ages Limericks
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2012, 12:50:36 am »
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The Squire can do this and that
But when grown he'll gain an attack
Torturer, Witch or Spy?
Or could he be the guy...
Who aspires to be a Bureaucrat 
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