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Grand MaesterAction/ReserveCost: $5Put this on your Tavern mat. Gain a Sage from the Sage pile. You may play a Sage from your hand.----------------When you play a Sage, you may Call this. If you do, choose one: Mine costs $2 this turn, or Mint costs $2 this turn. The other costs $5.You may not Call more than one Grand Maester in a turn. Once you have Called a Grand Maester, Mine and Mint are immune to further cost alterations for the rest of the turn.Setup: Add the Sage pile to the sideboard. Mine and Mint supply piles must be included in the game, replacing other Kingdom piles if necessary.
Nobody laughed at my Sage/Groundskeeper joke. It was the best in the world. For all intents and purposes, this thread is SAGE...Come on, that was a good joke.
Quote from: Seprix on October 06, 2016, 05:58:30 pmNobody laughed at my Sage/Groundskeeper joke. It was the best in the world. For all intents and purposes, this thread is SAGE...Come on, that was a good joke.I don't really get what Groundskeeper in particular has to do with it. Also, I'm still upset that Grand Maester didn't get upvotes.
Quote from: Minotaur on October 06, 2016, 10:01:39 pmQuote from: Seprix on October 06, 2016, 05:58:30 pmNobody laughed at my Sage/Groundskeeper joke. It was the best in the world. For all intents and purposes, this thread is SAGE...Come on, that was a good joke.I don't really get what Groundskeeper in particular has to do with it. Also, I'm still upset that Grand Maester didn't get upvotes.I assume we were conflating Sage (the card) with sage (the spice).
Quote from: Kirian on October 06, 2016, 11:00:53 pmQuote from: Minotaur on October 06, 2016, 10:01:39 pmQuote from: Seprix on October 06, 2016, 05:58:30 pmNobody laughed at my Sage/Groundskeeper joke. It was the best in the world. For all intents and purposes, this thread is SAGE...Come on, that was a good joke.I don't really get what Groundskeeper in particular has to do with it. Also, I'm still upset that Grand Maester didn't get upvotes.I assume we were conflating Sage (the card) with sage (the spice).Either Sage the man picks up Groundskeeper the chick, or Groundskeeper the groundskeeper picks up Sage the spice. It was perfect, and nobody cared.
Quote from: Seprix on October 06, 2016, 11:57:05 pmQuote from: Kirian on October 06, 2016, 11:00:53 pmQuote from: Minotaur on October 06, 2016, 10:01:39 pmQuote from: Seprix on October 06, 2016, 05:58:30 pmNobody laughed at my Sage/Groundskeeper joke. It was the best in the world. For all intents and purposes, this thread is SAGE...Come on, that was a good joke.I don't really get what Groundskeeper in particular has to do with it. Also, I'm still upset that Grand Maester didn't get upvotes.I assume we were conflating Sage (the card) with sage (the spice).Either Sage the man picks up Groundskeeper the chick, or Groundskeeper the groundskeeper picks up Sage the spice. It was perfect, and nobody cared.I probably would've understood it more easily with Herbalist. Curiously, neither of them cares for the other much. I guess that's a joke?
Shoot. I picked the image because Pawn was kneeling and cost $2. I'm not calling Kaepernick a Pawn.
Quote from: Seprix on October 07, 2016, 12:02:11 amShoot. I picked the image because Pawn was kneeling and cost $2. I'm not calling Kaepernick a Pawn. I'm not sure why Kaepernick costs $2, but I'm closer to getting the last joke than I was before.
You're the pun master. You're supposed to get these kinds of things. I'd bench you for Colin Kaepernick, but this isn't football. Plus, Sage would skip Kaepernick anyways.
Quote from: Seprix on October 07, 2016, 12:00:52 amYou're the pun master. You're supposed to get these kinds of things. I'd bench you for Colin Kaepernick, but this isn't football. Plus, Sage would skip Kaepernick anyways. Do I really do that many puns? I thought I did... other stuff? I don't know. I'm really proud of the time I came up with Sift Lord, though. Probably one of my Top 10 moments in my whole life generally speaking. Maybe I shouldn't have said that last thing out loud.
You're on f.ds too much.
Quote from: Seprix on October 11, 2016, 06:32:21 pmYou're on f.ds too much. That's the Chancellor calling the Pearl Diver underpowered...
Quote from: Minotaur on October 11, 2016, 10:24:28 pmQuote from: Seprix on October 11, 2016, 06:32:21 pmYou're on f.ds too much. That's the Chancellor calling the Pearl Diver underpowered...Oh yeah? Insulting me, huh? Well I can deck you. And then flip the deck into the discard pile. And get paid for doing it.
Quote from: Seprix on October 16, 2016, 08:53:22 pmQuote from: Minotaur on October 11, 2016, 10:24:28 pmQuote from: Seprix on October 11, 2016, 06:32:21 pmYou're on f.ds too much. That's the Chancellor calling the Pearl Diver underpowered...Oh yeah? Insulting me, huh? Well I can deck you. And then flip the deck into the discard pile. And get paid for doing it. Yeah, well, who's gonna pick you up off the bottom of the deck later, huh?
Quote from: Minotaur on October 16, 2016, 08:54:42 pmQuote from: Seprix on October 16, 2016, 08:53:22 pmQuote from: Minotaur on October 11, 2016, 10:24:28 pmQuote from: Seprix on October 11, 2016, 06:32:21 pmYou're on f.ds too much. That's the Chancellor calling the Pearl Diver underpowered...Oh yeah? Insulting me, huh? Well I can deck you. And then flip the deck into the discard pile. And get paid for doing it. Yeah, well, who's gonna pick you up off the bottom of the deck later, huh?Are you calling me an Estate!?
Bomb, Cannon, and many of the Gunpowder cards can strongly effect gameplay, particularly in a destructive way
Sage stops for Den of Sin.
Quote from: Awaclus on April 08, 2020, 05:34:43 amSage stops for Den of Sin.I'm so glad I navigated through 6 layers of forum for this.