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[enfynet]

As wise as he may be, the Sage can never find the Cellar... I wouldn't bother asking him to look for a Secret Chamber.

[werothegreat]

Sage couldn't find his keys.  Guess they must cost less than $3.

[Minotaur]

Sage couldn't find his keys.  Guess they must cost less than $3.

He later replaced them with expensive $3 keys, but he literally found *everything else* worth $3 or more before he found the damned keys...

[Minotaur]

Sage stops for a Scout. Why? WHYYYYYYY?

Sage is actually Jon Snow?!?

[Marcory]

Sage is an elitist. He will stop for an unpopular Peddler, but not if 2 other people have already visited the Peddler this turn.

[Awaclus]

Sage is an elitist. He will stop for an unpopular Peddler, but not if 2 other people have already visited the Peddler this turn.

Sage won't stop for anything if 2 other people have already visited the Peddler this turn.

EDIT: Ha, I Sarnath'd liopoil! EDIT: And he got all the respect for it. 

[liopoil]

Sage is an elitist. He will stop for an unpopular Peddler, but not if 2 other people have already visited the Peddler this turn.

peddler only decreases in price during the buy phase.

[werothegreat]

Not sure if the new expansion has me more excited about more cards, or more opportunities for Sage jokes.

[KingZog3]

Not sure if the new expansion has me more excited about more cards, or more opportunities for Sage jokes.

At least Sage will be able to buy the new expansion. They usually cost around $40.

[Witherweaver]

Not sure if the new expansion has me more excited about more cards, or more opportunities for Sage jokes.

At least Sage will be able to buy the new expansion. They usually cost around $40.

But at 500 cards, each card only costs $0.08.  So he can buy the expansion, but will not pick up any individual cards in it. 

[eHalcyon]

Sage is an elitist. He will stop for an unpopular Peddler, but not if 2 other people have already visited the Peddler this turn.

Sage won't stop for anything if 2 other people have already visited the Peddler this turn.

EDIT: Ha, I Sarnath'd liopoil! EDIT: And he got all the respect for it. 

You seem to be saying the same thing as Marcory, not lio.

[werothegreat]

Sage is an elitist. He will stop for an unpopular Peddler, but not if 2 other people have already visited the Peddler this turn.

Sage won't stop for anything if 2 other people have already visited the Peddler this turn.

EDIT: Ha, I Sarnath'd liopoil! EDIT: And he got all the respect for it. 

You seem to be saying the same thing as Marcory, not lio.

Yeah, and all of 3 respect.  Wooo.  *twirls fingers*

[Awaclus]

Sage is an elitist. He will stop for an unpopular Peddler, but not if 2 other people have already visited the Peddler this turn.

Sage won't stop for anything if 2 other people have already visited the Peddler this turn.

EDIT: Ha, I Sarnath'd liopoil! EDIT: And he got all the respect for it. 

You seem to be saying the same thing as Marcory, not lio.

The joke is that you're not playing many Sages after Peddler's cost has been reduced. Therefore your Sages don't stop for Peddlers, for Provinces or anything.

[eHalcyon]

Sage is an elitist. He will stop for an unpopular Peddler, but not if 2 other people have already visited the Peddler this turn.

Sage won't stop for anything if 2 other people have already visited the Peddler this turn.

EDIT: Ha, I Sarnath'd liopoil! EDIT: And he got all the respect for it. 

You seem to be saying the same thing as Marcory, not lio.

The joke is that you're not playing many Sages after Peddler's cost has been reduced. Therefore your Sages don't stop for Peddlers, for Provinces or anything.

Is that the joke? Then why specify two people visiting Peddler? Rather, Marcory's joke seemed to assume that the cost reduction occurred in the action phase. Thus, if you play 3 Sages in a row, the first two can find Peddler but the third would skip it. Your comment seemed to be saying the same thing.

[Awaclus]

Thus, if you play 3 Sages in a row, the first two can find Peddler but the third would skip it. Your comment seemed to be saying the same thing.

Sage is an elitist. He will stop for an unpopular Peddler, but not if 2 other people have already visited the Peddler this turn.

Sage won't stop for anything if 2 other people have already visited the Peddler this turn.

Sage won't stop for anything

for anything

for anything

Why specify two people? Because Marcory specified two people.

[eHalcyon]

Just saying, it was unclear to me, and probably also unclear to those who +1'd lio instead of you. Your statement implied that Sage was being played, i.e. still in the action phase.

[Minotaur]

Well, this joke died horribly.

[Minotaur]

Sage is into shady dealings.  He will take no part in any Embargo.  To the contrary, he is quick to help himself to the latest Contraband or Ill Gotten Gains, and he is known to visit the Goons who hang out at the Black Market.

[2.71828.....]

Well, this joke died horribly.

You can't blame it, stopping at the death cart like it did.

[Minotaur]

Sage and Patrician's love affair was not meant to be.

[Haddock]

Sage doesn't find the Necro.

But necro finds the Sage jokes.

[Minotaur]

Sage doesn't find the Necro.

But necro finds the Sage jokes.

I would've made the joke sooner if it were possible.

[Seprix]

Did Sage pick up the Groundskeeper, or the Groundskeeper pick up Sage?

[Awaclus]

Sage doesn't find the Necro.

But necro finds the Sage jokes.

You wouldn't have to necro if you could sage on bulletin boards though.

[eHalcyon]

The Sage is wise and usually avoids debt, but he can't help but pursue a Fortune.