Ok, This is a compilation about the Sage of Sages:
Sage skips Chapel - they know there is no God.
Sage skips Fool's Gold - they're not fooled.
Sage skips Poor House - the intellectual elite can't be bothered with the needs of the poor.
Sages aren't known for their exquisite taste in women:
They ignore Princesses and Duchesses, but have no problem picking up Young Witches and Sea Hags.
Sage skips Duchess -- But they'll certainly stop for a Harem.
Sage skips Duchess -- but hits Duke.
Sages definitely do hit up Harems; even if they have a Princess by their side.
Sage will find itself going well with Mint
You can find sage in the garden, but you can also find Gardens with the Sage
You can buy sage at the Market, but you'll end up going back
Sages love Gold, but they don't want a whole bag of it
Sages will negotiate with Horse Traders and pick up some Stables, but they'll ignore their Trusty Steed.
"-The Sage doesn't like having to stop for directions - that acknowledges ignorance."
"-Then why do they stop for Navigators and Cartographers? Just to lecture them?"
The Sage likes having the Princess around - it keeps him from being stopped by Militia and Bureaucrats.
Sage skips Copper -- his work its much more valuable.*
The Sage will stop for Harem - They can appreciate the working woman.
Sage skips Herbalist -- you needed another reason to say Herbalist doesn't do a good job?
Sage skips the Apothecary but stops at the Potion. He likes mixing his own elixirs.
Sage skips a moat. Them some big skips.
Sage stops for a moneylender and a loan. Shoulda stopped for copper, then he wouldn't need to.
Sage skips chapel and heads to the laboratory. Sage of SCIENCE.
Sage skips the secret chamber but fetches the torturer directly. He's not ashamed of what he has to do.
Sage skips poorhouse and fetches nobles. Classist bastard.
Sage stops for a Scout. Why? WHYYYYYYY?
Sage stops for Ghost Ship - he's interested in investigating paranormal phenomena.
Sage doesn't believe Curses exist, but is certainly willing to find someone to hand them out to others.
Sage stops at Library to read some books.
Sage skips Madman - I'm a doctor, not a psychiatrist, Jim!
Sage won't stop for a squire - he has already graduated past that stage
*Sage wont stop for pawn - He talks directly with the stewart*
*Sage skips Chapel... And hits Bishop!*
*Sage wont skips watchout and watch tower, he is a safe man!*
