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werothegreat:
Since Sage skips over cheaper cards, this seems to fit thematically to me.  And it can be the butt of jokes.  I'll start:

Sage skips Chapel - they know there is no God.

Sage skips Fool's Gold - they're not fooled.

Sage skips Poor House - the intellectual elite can't be bothered with the needs of the poor.

ftl:
Sage skips Hamlet for the same reason as poor house.

Sages like driving - if you have enough highways, the sage will just keep going!

DWetzel:
Sage skips Duchess -- no time for shenanigans when you've got books to read.

Sage skips Copper -- he's not in it for the money, the work is its own reward.

theory:

--- Quote from: DWetzel on August 07, 2012, 04:50:29 pm ---Sage skips Duchess -- no time for shenanigans when you've got books to read.

--- End quote ---

But they'll certainly stop for a Harem.

DWetzel:

--- Quote from: theory on August 07, 2012, 04:50:48 pm ---
--- Quote from: DWetzel on August 07, 2012, 04:50:29 pm ---Sage skips Duchess -- no time for shenanigans when you've got books to read.

--- End quote ---

But they'll certainly stop for a Harem.

--- End quote ---

Well, yeah, I mean, there's shenanigans, and then there's Cinemax Late Night.

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