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[werothegreat]

Since Sage skips over cheaper cards, this seems to fit thematically to me.  And it can be the butt of jokes.  I'll start:

Sage skips Chapel - they know there is no God.

Sage skips Fool's Gold - they're not fooled.

Sage skips Poor House - the intellectual elite can't be bothered with the needs of the poor.

[ftl]

Sage skips Hamlet for the same reason as poor house.

Sages like driving - if you have enough highways, the sage will just keep going!

[DWetzel]

Sage skips Duchess -- no time for shenanigans when you've got books to read.

Sage skips Copper -- he's not in it for the money, the work is its own reward.

[theory]

Sage skips Duchess -- no time for shenanigans when you've got books to read.

But they'll certainly stop for a Harem.

[DWetzel]

Sage skips Duchess -- no time for shenanigans when you've got books to read.

But they'll certainly stop for a Harem.

Well, yeah, I mean, there's shenanigans, and then there's Cinemax Late Night.

[werothegreat]

Sage skips Duchess -- no time for shenanigans when you've got books to read.

But they'll certainly stop for a Harem.

The Sage can appreciate the working woman.

[eHalcyon]

Sage skips Copper -- he's not in it for the money, the work is its own reward.

Silver, on the other hand...

[Tejayes]

Sage skips Herbalist -- you needed another reason to say Herbalist doesn't do a good job?

[Voltgloss]

Sage skips University.

/thread

[clb]

Sage skips University.

/thread

I guess he is self-taught.

[dghunter79]

Sage skips Hamlet--

He knows how it ends.

[shMerker]

Sage skips prizes -- Learning is it's own reward.

[ednever]

Sage skips Pearl Diving. He prefers Salvaging.

[Razzishi]

Herbalist skips Sage; she doesn't like the taste of it.

[DWetzel]

Sage does NOT skip Sage.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[werothegreat]

Sage skips Native Village; heathens.

[shMerker]

Sages don't like parties; They take two bridges just to miss a festival.

[werothegreat]

Sage skips over the Moat.


tra la la la laaaa

[shraeye]

Sage skips Copper -- he's not in it for the money, the work is its own reward.

Silver, on the other hand...

Sages are all about the bling.  Golds, Platinums...and don't even get me started on the Talismans.

[sffc]

Sage skips the Apothecary but stops at the Potion.  He likes mixing his own elixirs.

[Asklepios]

Sage skips a moat. Them some big skips.

Sage stops for a moneylender and a loan. Shoulda stopped for copper, then he wouldn't need to.

Sage skips chapel and heads to the laboratory. Sage of SCIENCE.

Sage skips the secret chamber but fetches the torturer directly. He's not ashamed of what he has to do.

Sage skips poorhouse and fetches nobles. Classist bastard.

Sage stops for a Scout. Why? WHYYYYYYY?

[werothegreat]

Sage stops for Ghost Ship - he's interested in investigating paranormal phenomena.

Sage doesn't believe Curses exist, but is certainly willing to find someone to hand them out to others.

[iMystic]

Sage stops at Library to read some books.

xD

[werothegreat]

Sage skips Madman - I'm a doctor, not a psychiatrist, Jim!

[Tdog]

Sage won't stop for a squire- he has already graduated past that stage

[NoMoreFun]

Sages aren't known for their exquisite taste in women

They ignore Princesses and Duchesses, but have no problem picking up Young Witches and Sea Hags.

[werothegreat]

Sages aren't known for their exquisite taste in women

They ignore Princesses and Duchesses, but have no problem picking up Young Witches and Sea Hags.

Sages stop for Sea Hags - every gay needs a Hag.

[NoMoreFun]

Sage ignores Herbalists
Herbalists shouldn't ignore sage

Sage is a herb...

[Grujah]

You missed the most obvious duchess joke..

Sage skips Duchess, but hits Duke.

[werothegreat]

You missed the most obvious duchess joke..

Sage skips Duchess, but hits Duke.

Again, the Sage is gay.  See the Sea Hag.

[NoMoreFun]

Before we get ahead of ourselves, Sages definitely do hit up Harems; even if they have a Princess by their side.

[NoMoreFun]

Sage will find itself going well with Mint
You can find sage in the garden, but you can also find Gardens with the Sage
You can buy sage at the Market, but you'll end up going back

[NoMoreFun]

Sages love Gold, but they don't want a whole bag of it

Sages will negotiate with Horse Traders and pick up some Stables, but they'll ignore their Trusty Steed.

[jotheonah]

Sages may love driving, but they're not very good at it. The sage doesn't stop at Crossroads - but does stop in the middle of the Highway.

[werothegreat]

Sages may love driving, but they're not very good at it. The sage doesn't stop at Crossroads - but does stop in the middle of the Highway.

The Sage doesn't like having to stop for directions - that acknowledges ignorance.

[jotheonah]

Sages may love driving, but they're not very good at it. The sage doesn't stop at Crossroads - but does stop in the middle of the Highway.

The Sage doesn't like having to stop for directions - that acknowledges ignorance.

Then why do they stop for Navigators and Cartographers? Just to lecture them?

[jotheonah]

The Sage likes having the Princess around - it keeps him from being stopped by Militia and Bureaucrats.

[Vaivraza]

Ok, This is a compilation about the Sage of Sages:

Sage skips Chapel - they know there is no God.
Sage skips Fool's Gold - they're not fooled.
Sage skips Poor House - the intellectual elite can't be bothered with the needs of the poor.

Sages aren't known for their exquisite taste in women:
They ignore Princesses and Duchesses, but have no problem picking up Young Witches and Sea Hags.

Sage skips Duchess -- But they'll certainly stop for a Harem.
Sage skips Duchess -- but hits Duke.
Sages definitely do hit up Harems; even if they have a Princess by their side.


Sage will find itself going well with Mint
You can find sage in the garden, but you can also find Gardens with the Sage
You can buy sage at the Market, but you'll end up going back

Sages love Gold, but they don't want a whole bag of it
Sages will negotiate with Horse Traders and pick up some Stables, but they'll ignore their Trusty Steed.

"-The Sage doesn't like having to stop for directions - that acknowledges ignorance."
"-Then why do they stop for Navigators and Cartographers? Just to lecture them?"

The Sage likes having the Princess around - it keeps him from being stopped by Militia and Bureaucrats.

Sage skips Copper -- his work its much more valuable.*

The Sage will stop for Harem - They can appreciate the working woman.
Sage skips Herbalist -- you needed another reason to say Herbalist doesn't do a good job?

Sage skips the Apothecary but stops at the Potion. He likes mixing his own elixirs.

Sage skips a moat. Them some big skips.
Sage stops for a moneylender and a loan. Shoulda stopped for copper, then he wouldn't need to.
Sage skips chapel and heads to the laboratory. Sage of SCIENCE.
Sage skips the secret chamber but fetches the torturer directly. He's not ashamed of what he has to do.
Sage skips poorhouse and fetches nobles. Classist bastard.
Sage stops for a Scout. Why? WHYYYYYYY?

Sage stops for Ghost Ship - he's interested in investigating paranormal phenomena.
Sage doesn't believe Curses exist, but is certainly willing to find someone to hand them out to others.

Sage stops at Library to read some books.

Sage skips Madman - I'm a doctor, not a psychiatrist, Jim!

Sage won't stop for a squire - he has already graduated past that stage

*Sage wont stop for pawn - He talks directly with the stewart*
*Sage skips Chapel... And hits Bishop!*
*Sage wont skips watchout and watch tower, he is a safe man!*

[jotheonah]

Sage doesn't stop for a lighthouse. He doesn't have time for that touristy bullshit.

[werothegreat]

Sage skips Spoils - the UN does not recognize territory gained through conquest.

[Coone]

Sage skips chapel but stops for bishop- He doesn't pray unless he knows someone important (other than God) is watching.

Sage skips squire but stops for the apprentice- he works for someone more interesting

Sage skips the (bane card) pawn but stops for the pawn's girlfriend: the young witch.  The sage is not so sage now, he's got no protection.

[jotheonah]

Sages LOVE to shop. Markets, Grand Markets, Black Markets, Bazaars, Hagglers; they'll stop for them all.

[werothegreat]

Sages LOVE to shop. Markets, Grand Markets, Black Markets, Bazaars, Hagglers; they'll stop for them all.

Did I mention gay?

[Bounciness]

A Sage normally stops for a Fortune Teller, unless they're on a Bridge or Highway (or a Quarry in a Black Market). A Fortune Teller at any of those locations would just be creepy.

[axlemn]

Caution: Derp, not joke, just very-depressing mind-canon. 
At the start, Sage will normally stop by to chat with most as he walks among the Shelters on paths of Copper.  Soon, however, he must be off on his travels.  After passing along Bridges and Highways, Sage has seen more of the world, no longer has time for idle chit-chat, not even with those whom he would stop by so often before. 

He forgets the Horse Traders and the Trusty Steed that he won at the Tournament. He was once good at jousting to say the least, but that was in a former life, when he was little more than an Apprentice himself.  Now he just keeps revisiting the same Province to relive those memories. 

[zahlman]

Sage skips Native Village, due to self-preservation instinct.

[jotheonah]

They avoid Apothecaries for the same reason?

[Scissors61]

Sage skips Vagrants and Beggars; he is above their kind.
Sage skips Mercernary; violence is for the uneducated.

[achmed_sender]

Sage will stuck in a tunnel
But when he takes the highway, he can get through and even finds gold there!

[brokoli]

Sage skips embargo and won't skip merchant ship. He doesn't like when merchant ship leave the harbor.
Sage skips transmute. Not a serious science for him.
Sage skips vineyard. He is not alcoholic.

[ChocophileBenj]

Sage doesn't put his trust in scrying pool to see the future. Oracles always tell the truth.
Sage knows how to play checkers : forget about your pawns to save your knights and bishops !
Someone jealous of sage became saboteur, to kill all his disciples, and the sage too !

[TwiNight]

Sage skips Chapels, but stop for Bishops and Cultists

[Jorbles]

Sage knows how to play checkers : forget about your pawns to save your knights and bishops !

I think you mean chess.

[Julle]

Sage knows how to play checkers : forget about your pawns to save your knights and bishops !

I think you mean chess.

Also, he skips Trusty Steed because he knows it's really hard to checkmate with a single horse but a whole bunch of them can do wonders, so he stops at the Stables and Horse traders.

[werothegreat]

Sage will stop for every Urchin in the street, but once they've grown up, they're no longer his concern.

[mail-mi]

/necro

Sage has his own strategy when playing chess--he skips over the Pawns and goes straight for Bishops, Knights, and Kings (courts).

[SirPeebles]

Sage skips Princesses and Duchesses, but stops for Princes and Dukes.

[SCSN]

While knowing how to stay shy of a Poor House and ignore the obvious Beggars, his abstract wisdom is no match for the street smarts of a Swindler.

[luser]

Sage skips courtyards, he does not like Mariott.

[heron]

Sage skips herbalist; he does not want to be captured and mixed into a medicine.

[sudgy]

Sage skips herbalist; he does not want to be captured and mixed into a medicine.

He also doesn't want to get involved in fanfiction...

(He didn't realize the Alchemist's part in it, though, for some reason.)

[werothegreat]

Sage skips Princesses and Duchesses, but stops for Princes and Dukes.

Sage knows how his bread is buttered.

[Minotaur]

Sage won't settle for an Estate.  He is fond of Duchies and Islands, but he's oddly content with sleeping in the Tunnels.  Maybe it's really quiet there.

[Minotaur]

Sage can't tell the difference between Mine and Mint, either.  And he's a goddamned sage!

[Minotaur]

Sage scoffs at the Candlestick Maker and tells him not to bother him until he's crafted a Masterpiece.

[Minotaur]

Sage is mostly gay, but he's straight for Baker, Explorer, and Forge.  He pretends that the Dames are men, though, and won't flirt with them unless they're wearing armor.

[Minotaur]

Sage and Wandering Minstrel seem to... find each other... a lot......

[Minotaur]

Sage won't touch Spoils, but he's got nothing against Ill-Gotten Gains.  Some subtle distinction is at play, I think.

[Minotaur]

Sage isn't against religion exactly.  He just insists on going straight to the Bishop whenever he has an issue worthy of his attention.

[Minotaur]

Sage has his opinions about construction, prefering wood(cutter) and iron(works) over stone(mason).

[SirPeebles]

C-c-c-combo breaker!

[Minotaur]

C-c-c-combo breaker!

Sage skips over all of my jokes except for the ones about Mine/Mint.

[Witherweaver]

Sage will not quest to save the Princess; he does not have time for silly adventures.

[Witherweaver]

Sage will, however, stop and pay homage to the Prince.

[werothegreat]

Sage stops at the Bank for a Loan, because he can never seem to find his Coppers.

[enfynet]

As wise as he may be, the Sage can never find the Cellar... I wouldn't bother asking him to look for a Secret Chamber.

[werothegreat]

Sage couldn't find his keys.  Guess they must cost less than $3.

[Minotaur]

Sage couldn't find his keys.  Guess they must cost less than $3.

He later replaced them with expensive $3 keys, but he literally found *everything else* worth $3 or more before he found the damned keys...

[Minotaur]

Sage stops for a Scout. Why? WHYYYYYYY?

Sage is actually Jon Snow?!?

[Marcory]

Sage is an elitist. He will stop for an unpopular Peddler, but not if 2 other people have already visited the Peddler this turn.

[Awaclus]

Sage is an elitist. He will stop for an unpopular Peddler, but not if 2 other people have already visited the Peddler this turn.

Sage won't stop for anything if 2 other people have already visited the Peddler this turn.

EDIT: Ha, I Sarnath'd liopoil! EDIT: And he got all the respect for it. 

[liopoil]

Sage is an elitist. He will stop for an unpopular Peddler, but not if 2 other people have already visited the Peddler this turn.

peddler only decreases in price during the buy phase.

[werothegreat]

Not sure if the new expansion has me more excited about more cards, or more opportunities for Sage jokes.

[KingZog3]

Not sure if the new expansion has me more excited about more cards, or more opportunities for Sage jokes.

At least Sage will be able to buy the new expansion. They usually cost around $40.

[Witherweaver]

Not sure if the new expansion has me more excited about more cards, or more opportunities for Sage jokes.

At least Sage will be able to buy the new expansion. They usually cost around $40.

But at 500 cards, each card only costs $0.08.  So he can buy the expansion, but will not pick up any individual cards in it. 

[eHalcyon]

Sage is an elitist. He will stop for an unpopular Peddler, but not if 2 other people have already visited the Peddler this turn.

Sage won't stop for anything if 2 other people have already visited the Peddler this turn.

EDIT: Ha, I Sarnath'd liopoil! EDIT: And he got all the respect for it. 

You seem to be saying the same thing as Marcory, not lio.

[werothegreat]

Sage is an elitist. He will stop for an unpopular Peddler, but not if 2 other people have already visited the Peddler this turn.

Sage won't stop for anything if 2 other people have already visited the Peddler this turn.

EDIT: Ha, I Sarnath'd liopoil! EDIT: And he got all the respect for it. 

You seem to be saying the same thing as Marcory, not lio.

Yeah, and all of 3 respect.  Wooo.  *twirls fingers*

[Awaclus]

Sage is an elitist. He will stop for an unpopular Peddler, but not if 2 other people have already visited the Peddler this turn.

Sage won't stop for anything if 2 other people have already visited the Peddler this turn.

EDIT: Ha, I Sarnath'd liopoil! EDIT: And he got all the respect for it. 

You seem to be saying the same thing as Marcory, not lio.

The joke is that you're not playing many Sages after Peddler's cost has been reduced. Therefore your Sages don't stop for Peddlers, for Provinces or anything.

[eHalcyon]

Sage is an elitist. He will stop for an unpopular Peddler, but not if 2 other people have already visited the Peddler this turn.

Sage won't stop for anything if 2 other people have already visited the Peddler this turn.

EDIT: Ha, I Sarnath'd liopoil! EDIT: And he got all the respect for it. 

You seem to be saying the same thing as Marcory, not lio.

The joke is that you're not playing many Sages after Peddler's cost has been reduced. Therefore your Sages don't stop for Peddlers, for Provinces or anything.

Is that the joke? Then why specify two people visiting Peddler? Rather, Marcory's joke seemed to assume that the cost reduction occurred in the action phase. Thus, if you play 3 Sages in a row, the first two can find Peddler but the third would skip it. Your comment seemed to be saying the same thing.

[Awaclus]

Thus, if you play 3 Sages in a row, the first two can find Peddler but the third would skip it. Your comment seemed to be saying the same thing.

Sage is an elitist. He will stop for an unpopular Peddler, but not if 2 other people have already visited the Peddler this turn.

Sage won't stop for anything if 2 other people have already visited the Peddler this turn.

Sage won't stop for anything

for anything

for anything

Why specify two people? Because Marcory specified two people.

[eHalcyon]

Just saying, it was unclear to me, and probably also unclear to those who +1'd lio instead of you. Your statement implied that Sage was being played, i.e. still in the action phase.

[Minotaur]

Well, this joke died horribly.

[Minotaur]

Sage is into shady dealings.  He will take no part in any Embargo.  To the contrary, he is quick to help himself to the latest Contraband or Ill Gotten Gains, and he is known to visit the Goons who hang out at the Black Market.

[2.71828.....]

Well, this joke died horribly.

You can't blame it, stopping at the death cart like it did.

[Minotaur]

Sage and Patrician's love affair was not meant to be.

[Haddock]

Sage doesn't find the Necro.

But necro finds the Sage jokes.

[Minotaur]

Sage doesn't find the Necro.

But necro finds the Sage jokes.

I would've made the joke sooner if it were possible.

[Seprix]

Did Sage pick up the Groundskeeper, or the Groundskeeper pick up Sage?

[Awaclus]

Sage doesn't find the Necro.

But necro finds the Sage jokes.

You wouldn't have to necro if you could sage on bulletin boards though.

[eHalcyon]

The Sage is wise and usually avoids debt, but he can't help but pursue a Fortune.

[Minotaur]

Mine/Mint, Sage, and Game of Thrones in the same RBCI, and no upvotes!  Tough room.

Grand Maester
Action/Reserve
Cost: $5

Put this on your Tavern mat.  Gain a Sage from the Sage pile.  You may play a Sage from your hand.
----------------
When you play a Sage, you may Call this.  If you do, choose one:  Mine costs $2 this turn, or Mint costs $2 this turn.  The other costs $5.
You may not Call more than one Grand Maester in a turn.  Once you have Called a Grand Maester, Mine and Mint are immune to further cost alterations for the rest of the turn.

Setup:  Add the Sage pile to the sideboard.  Mine and Mint supply piles must be included in the game, replacing other Kingdom piles if necessary.

[werothegreat]

Sage stops for Patrol.  "This is an illegal arrest, officer, I protest!"

[Seprix]

Nobody laughed at my Sage/Groundskeeper joke. It was the best in the world. For all intents and purposes, this thread is SAGE

...

Come on, that was a good joke.

[Minotaur]

Nobody laughed at my Sage/Groundskeeper joke. It was the best in the world. For all intents and purposes, this thread is SAGE

...

Come on, that was a good joke.

I don't really get what Groundskeeper in particular has to do with it.  Also, I'm still upset that Grand Maester didn't get upvotes.

[Kirian]

Nobody laughed at my Sage/Groundskeeper joke. It was the best in the world. For all intents and purposes, this thread is SAGE

...

Come on, that was a good joke.

I don't really get what Groundskeeper in particular has to do with it.  Also, I'm still upset that Grand Maester didn't get upvotes.

I assume we were conflating Sage (the card) with sage (the spice).

[Seprix]

Nobody laughed at my Sage/Groundskeeper joke. It was the best in the world. For all intents and purposes, this thread is SAGE

...

Come on, that was a good joke.

I don't really get what Groundskeeper in particular has to do with it.  Also, I'm still upset that Grand Maester didn't get upvotes.

I assume we were conflating Sage (the card) with sage (the spice).

Either Sage the man picks up Groundskeeper the chick, or Groundskeeper the groundskeeper picks up Sage the spice. It was perfect, and nobody cared.

[Minotaur]

Nobody laughed at my Sage/Groundskeeper joke. It was the best in the world. For all intents and purposes, this thread is SAGE

...

Come on, that was a good joke.

I don't really get what Groundskeeper in particular has to do with it.  Also, I'm still upset that Grand Maester didn't get upvotes.

I assume we were conflating Sage (the card) with sage (the spice).

Either Sage the man picks up Groundskeeper the chick, or Groundskeeper the groundskeeper picks up Sage the spice. It was perfect, and nobody cared.

I probably would've understood it more easily with Herbalist.  Curiously, neither of them cares for the other much.  I guess that's a joke?

[Minotaur]

Nobody laughed at my Sage/Groundskeeper joke. It was the best in the world. For all intents and purposes, this thread is SAGE

...

Come on, that was a good joke.

I don't really get what Groundskeeper in particular has to do with it.  Also, I'm still upset that Grand Maester didn't get upvotes.

I assume we were conflating Sage (the card) with sage (the spice).

Either Sage the man picks up Groundskeeper the chick, or Groundskeeper the groundskeeper picks up Sage the spice. It was perfect, and nobody cared.

I had what I thought was the best Mine/Mint RBCI/joke of all time, and no one cared.   

[Seprix]

Nobody laughed at my Sage/Groundskeeper joke. It was the best in the world. For all intents and purposes, this thread is SAGE

...

Come on, that was a good joke.

I don't really get what Groundskeeper in particular has to do with it.  Also, I'm still upset that Grand Maester didn't get upvotes.

I assume we were conflating Sage (the card) with sage (the spice).

Either Sage the man picks up Groundskeeper the chick, or Groundskeeper the groundskeeper picks up Sage the spice. It was perfect, and nobody cared.

I probably would've understood it more easily with Herbalist.  Curiously, neither of them cares for the other much.  I guess that's a joke?

You're the pun master. You're supposed to get these kinds of things. I'd bench you for Colin Kaepernick, but this isn't football. Plus, Sage would skip Kaepernick anyways.

[Seprix]

Shoot. I picked the image because Pawn was kneeling and cost $2. I'm not calling Kaepernick a Pawn. 

[Minotaur]

Shoot. I picked the image because Pawn was kneeling and cost $2. I'm not calling Kaepernick a Pawn. 

I'm not sure why Kaepernick costs $2, but I'm closer to getting the last joke than I was before.

[Seprix]

Shoot. I picked the image because Pawn was kneeling and cost $2. I'm not calling Kaepernick a Pawn. 

I'm not sure why Kaepernick costs $2, but I'm closer to getting the last joke than I was before.

It's the amount of seasons he was good. 2.

[Jasoba]

Sage skips fan made cards like gunpowder and bomb!

[Minotaur]

You're the pun master. You're supposed to get these kinds of things. I'd bench you for Colin Kaepernick, but this isn't football. Plus, Sage would skip Kaepernick anyways.

Do I really do that many puns?  I thought I did... other stuff?  I don't know.  I'm really proud of the time I came up with Sift Lord, though.  Probably one of my Top 10 moments in my whole life generally speaking.  Maybe I shouldn't have said that last thing out loud.

[Chris is me]

Sage is really classist, like a bad AirBNB host. They will hang out with almost any random Traveller, but not Peasant and Page.

[Seprix]

You're the pun master. You're supposed to get these kinds of things. I'd bench you for Colin Kaepernick, but this isn't football. Plus, Sage would skip Kaepernick anyways.

Do I really do that many puns?  I thought I did... other stuff?  I don't know.  I'm really proud of the time I came up with Sift Lord, though.  Probably one of my Top 10 moments in my whole life generally speaking.  Maybe I shouldn't have said that last thing out loud.

You're on f.ds too much. 

[Minotaur]

You're on f.ds too much. 

That's the Chancellor calling the Pearl Diver underpowered...

[Seprix]

You're on f.ds too much. 

That's the Chancellor calling the Pearl Diver underpowered...

Oh yeah? Insulting me, huh? Well I can deck you. And then flip the deck into the discard pile. And get paid for doing it. 

[Minotaur]

You're on f.ds too much. 

That's the Chancellor calling the Pearl Diver underpowered...

Oh yeah? Insulting me, huh? Well I can deck you. And then flip the deck into the discard pile. And get paid for doing it. 

Yeah, well, who's gonna pick you up off the bottom of the deck later, huh?

[Seprix]

You're on f.ds too much. 

That's the Chancellor calling the Pearl Diver underpowered...

Oh yeah? Insulting me, huh? Well I can deck you. And then flip the deck into the discard pile. And get paid for doing it. 

Yeah, well, who's gonna pick you up off the bottom of the deck later, huh?

Are you calling me an Estate!?

[Minotaur]

You're on f.ds too much. 

That's the Chancellor calling the Pearl Diver underpowered...

Oh yeah? Insulting me, huh? Well I can deck you. And then flip the deck into the discard pile. And get paid for doing it. 

Yeah, well, who's gonna pick you up off the bottom of the deck later, huh?

Are you calling me an Estate!?

I'm pretty sure I was Pearl Diver...?

[Awaclus]

Sage stops for Den of Sin.

[LastFootnote]

Sage stops for Den of Sin.

I'm so glad I navigated through 6 layers of forum for this.

[Awaclus]

Sage stops for Den of Sin.

I'm so glad I navigated through 6 layers of forum for this.

You're welcome.