Topic: Sage Jokes (Read 43067 times)

werothegreat · « **on:** August 07, 2012, 04:27:21 pm »

Since Sage skips over cheaper cards, this seems to fit thematically to me. And it can be the butt of jokes. I'll start:

Sage skips Chapel - they know there is no God.

Sage skips Fool's Gold - they're not fooled.

Sage skips Poor House - the intellectual elite can't be bothered with the needs of the poor.

ftl · « **Reply #1 on:** August 07, 2012, 04:48:27 pm »

Sage skips Hamlet for the same reason as poor house.

Sages like driving - if you have enough highways, the sage will just keep going!

DWetzel · « **Reply #2 on:** August 07, 2012, 04:50:29 pm »

Sage skips Duchess -- no time for shenanigans when you've got books to read.

Sage skips Copper -- he's not in it for the money, the work is its own reward.

theory · « **Reply #3 on:** August 07, 2012, 04:50:48 pm »

Quote from: DWetzel on August 07, 2012, 04:50:29 pm

Sage skips Duchess -- no time for shenanigans when you've got books to read.

But they'll certainly stop for a Harem.

DWetzel · « **Reply #4 on:** August 07, 2012, 04:52:12 pm »

Quote from: theory on August 07, 2012, 04:50:48 pm

Quote from: DWetzel on August 07, 2012, 04:50:29 pm
Sage skips Duchess -- no time for shenanigans when you've got books to read.

But they'll certainly stop for a Harem.

Well, yeah, I mean, there's shenanigans, and then there's Cinemax Late Night.

werothegreat · « **Reply #5 on:** August 07, 2012, 04:52:24 pm »

Quote from: theory on August 07, 2012, 04:50:48 pm

Quote from: DWetzel on August 07, 2012, 04:50:29 pm
Sage skips Duchess -- no time for shenanigans when you've got books to read.

But they'll certainly stop for a Harem.

The Sage can appreciate the working woman.

eHalcyon · « **Reply #6 on:** August 07, 2012, 04:58:39 pm »

Quote from: DWetzel on August 07, 2012, 04:50:29 pm

Sage skips Copper -- he's not in it for the money, the work is its own reward.

Silver, on the other hand...

Tejayes · « **Reply #7 on:** August 07, 2012, 06:49:28 pm »

Sage skips Herbalist -- you needed another reason to say Herbalist doesn't do a good job?

Voltgloss · « **Reply #8 on:** August 07, 2012, 06:51:44 pm »

Sage skips University.

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clb · « **Reply #9 on:** August 07, 2012, 07:07:04 pm »

Quote from: Voltgloss on August 07, 2012, 06:51:44 pm

Sage skips University.

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I guess he is self-taught.

dghunter79 · « **Reply #10 on:** August 07, 2012, 07:49:45 pm »

Quote from: ftl on August 07, 2012, 04:48:27 pm

Sage skips Hamlet--

He knows how it ends.

shMerker · « **Reply #11 on:** August 07, 2012, 08:13:55 pm »

Sage skips prizes -- Learning is it's own reward.

ednever · « **Reply #12 on:** August 07, 2012, 08:24:00 pm »

Sage skips Pearl Diving. He prefers Salvaging.

Razzishi · « **Reply #13 on:** August 07, 2012, 08:39:57 pm »

Herbalist skips Sage; she doesn't like the taste of it.

DWetzel · « **Reply #14 on:** August 07, 2012, 08:45:17 pm »

Sage does NOT skip Sage.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

werothegreat · « **Reply #15 on:** August 07, 2012, 08:53:17 pm »

Sage skips Native Village; heathens.

shMerker · « **Reply #16 on:** August 07, 2012, 09:04:53 pm »

Sages don't like parties; They take two bridges just to miss a festival.

werothegreat · « **Reply #17 on:** August 07, 2012, 09:59:25 pm »

Sage skips over the Moat.

tra la la la laaaa

shraeye · « **Reply #18 on:** August 08, 2012, 01:22:50 am »

Quote from: eHalcyon on August 07, 2012, 04:58:39 pm

Quote from: DWetzel on August 07, 2012, 04:50:29 pm
Sage skips Copper -- he's not in it for the money, the work is its own reward.

Silver, on the other hand...

Sages are all about the bling. Golds, Platinums...and don't even get me started on the Talismans.

sffc · « **Reply #19 on:** August 08, 2012, 03:08:07 am »

Sage skips the Apothecary but stops at the Potion. He likes mixing his own elixirs.

Asklepios · « **Reply #20 on:** August 08, 2012, 04:24:23 am »

Sage skips a moat. Them some big skips.

Sage stops for a moneylender and a loan. Shoulda stopped for copper, then he wouldn't need to.

Sage skips chapel and heads to the laboratory. Sage of SCIENCE.

Sage skips the secret chamber but fetches the torturer directly. He's not ashamed of what he has to do.

Sage skips poorhouse and fetches nobles. Classist bastard.

Sage stops for a Scout. Why? WHYYYYYYY?

werothegreat · « **Reply #21 on:** August 08, 2012, 08:10:44 am »

Sage stops for Ghost Ship - he's interested in investigating paranormal phenomena.

Sage doesn't believe Curses exist, but is certainly willing to find someone to hand them out to others.

iMystic · « **Reply #22 on:** August 08, 2012, 09:04:00 am »

Sage stops at Library to read some books.

xD

werothegreat · « **Reply #23 on:** August 08, 2012, 09:37:58 am »

Sage skips Madman - I'm a doctor, not a psychiatrist, Jim!

Tdog · « **Reply #24 on:** August 08, 2012, 11:01:56 am »

Sage won't stop for a squire- he has already graduated past that stage

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