(Characters appear in voter order)
Everyone gathered in the Gardens and to hash things out. Someone had killed pops. Pops cared for everyone else's Gardens, so someone didn't really care about his Gardens. Someone was plotting to defect with a different strategy, Provinces or, even sicker, Colonies.
Davio said, "Theory seems suspicious to me! Thisisnotasmile, go take a peek in his window".
Thisisnotasmile moved ahead and peered through the glass of Theory's house in the Hamlet. "I see a paper on the table. I can't quite read it."
O spied something in the flower bed. "Hey, it's a Navigator's telescope! Let's use it to get a close look".
"You and your circular objects" Axxle remarked.
O looked through his telescope (well, actually theory's Navigator's telescope, but hey, sometimes Gardeners like to be Thieves) at the paper on the table.
"It's a Loan!!" O said.
ftl quickly connected the dots. "No way would a Gardens player ever have a Loan! It trashes Coppers. He's secretly a Province player! Let's lynch him!!
The five of them grabbed their pitchforks and formed a Militia. They found Theory, and brought him back to his own front yard. They threw him on the ground. Theory spluttered, "Wait! I can explain!". But ftl needed no explanation. He threw his pitchfork through theory's back, all the way into the dirt.
Dirt which then spurted Gold. Everyone was confused. They struck with their pitchforks too, and more and more Gold came.
They took theory's key from his pocket and went in his house. They read the Loan more carefully. "Never paid. Your loan is overdue theory, interest has doubled." But 9 coppers were sitting right there on a table! They went down the stairs to check out his Cellar, and found carved into it a vast network of Tunnels. With horror, they realized their mistake. Theory had never and would never trash a copper. He was piling out Tunnels, 2 VP for 3$, a real Gardens man's bargain. The Loan would trigger it and increase his Gardens count. Maybe questionable, but Gardens loyal for sure. They found no evidence of power in his house, he was just a regular guy.
No bolded flip because I worked so hard on the flavor..
Night actions in 48 hours by PM, please.