Is it the rule 34? Yes
Does this mean that questions like "Ducat Ducat Ducat Ducat Ducat Ducat Cat Cat Cat Apple Apple Apple" aren't allowed? No
If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Yes
The rule may be straight, but is it straight enough? No
Is it very straight? No
Is it really straight? No
Is it really actually straight? Yes
Is it really actually actually straight? No
It it be even straighter? rejected
And most importantly, if the track was round, how could we ever go straight? No
Would you expect, if that were the case, me to answer "yes" to this question? No
Would I? Yes
Would I really? Yes
Am I suspicious now? No
Do trees make tree sounds? Yes
Am I suspicious of you now? No
Are vaccines vacuously and verfiably vacuum cleaners? rejected
Does it have something to do with parentheses? No
It is the rule 34 rejected
Are there 34 rules? No
Is it actually real? No
Is it really actually stupid? Yes
Are you alive? Yes
Also, the Ducat question is a great question rejected
How dare you not allow that in this rule rejected
The cat ate the apple and the ducat rejected