Posted this on Semi-Interesting Dominion Moments before I knew this thread existed. That being said, the post(s) belong here far more than they do on the other thread, so I'll repost em for the sake of things.
I was playing a game with Lurker and Cursed Village. I had one cursed village and two lurkers in my deck, and after drawing both lurkers at once (and with no other actions in the trash) I decided to gain another cursed village. After gaining it, I recieved Locusts, revealing the top card of my deck to be my other cursed village. After trashing it and reluctantly swapping it out for a 4 cost, my opponent drew his Lurker on the following turn, and immediately gained the cursed village I had just been forced to trash.
Literally the very next time I used a set with Cursed Village, I bought my first Cursed Village on an empty draw pile, triggered Locusts, causing my deck to shuffle, and the top card of my deck to be trashed post-shuffle was the Cursed Village I had literally just bought. As insult to injury, the next cheapest action card in that particular set was a 2.
...I'm pretty sure that the game is trying to tell me to stop buying Cursed Villages at this point.
stupid amazing village watchtowers