Yesterday:
Colony board with Alchemist, Transmogrify, Shanty Town and Haggler. I get 2/5, which I'm not so happy about.
I buy Haggler, opponent buys Potion/Shanty.
After the shuffle, my Haggler is at the bottom. I buy Potion/Shanty. They buy Alchemist/Transmog.
Turn 5, I draw Shanty with my Haggler, and only 1 Copper. I don't want to buy another Shanty or a Silver, because then I have to gain a $2. So I buy nothing!
Turn 6 I buy Transmog.
Turn 7 I draw Potion and Transmog with 2 Coppers. Time to give up.