I'm known for complaining about my luck. I had to keep my mouth shut for the rest of the day (ok, an hour, tops) after this game's turn 3:
City, Crossroads, Fairgrounds, Harem, Horse Traders, Potion, Spy, Thief, Tournament, Vault, and Vineyard:
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