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yes

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Total Members Voted: 22

[JaketheBaseballGod22]

Tell him to piss off

[pacovf]

An ominous wind shakes the trees around you. You hear thunder in the distance.

signed, FoN

[iguanaiguana]

Inquire as to what the groundperson feareth.

[schadd]

Comfort the wary traveller and continue onwards

[9] just like in the movies, you burp a little bit of weedbreath into their eye and say "it's all gonna be generally fine, lil tomato"

they reply "no! there doth roam demons of dieath, and riemanns of wrath, and many a reason to avert thine step!"

Tell him to piss off

[7] "piss off," you say, authoritatively but not especially loudly.

"ay, and i will, but 'tis what i tellthou to do"

An ominous wind shakes the trees around you. You hear thunder in the distance.

signed, FoN

[14] a wind sizzles around bituminously and razzles yonder trees to a right fright. "eeugh... that just gave me the tingles" says one of the trees. a thunder strikes, as well, at a moderate but still frightening distance. "holy shit. i have an overriding sense that there is some sort of bad thing about to happen." says the same tree

Inquire as to what the groundperson feareth.

[8] "what is it that y- thou feareth?" you ask, boldishly.

"the ground equippeth one with a hearty intuition for this sort of thing; my doom heuristic giveth me readings off yon charts. perchance i could not explain it to you in exact terms."

[Dylan32]

Carry on toward the impending doom

[iguanaiguana]

follow along doomward.

[schadd]

the person goes back into the ground, resigned.

you push forth, forthwith, and suddenly the sky gets a little darker. oh, but wait, there's the thing.

an eggman falls out of the sky, and lands in front of your path. he has two long arms, one of which wields a long sword. the other arm scoops up a bunch of dirt from the ground, and postures to throw it at someone.

"myergh!"

[Dylan32]

Step back so that someone with a sword is closer to the eggman than me and throw a magical dagger at him (the eggman).

[schadd]

Step back so that someone with a sword is closer to the eggman than me and throw a magical dagger at him (the eggman).

[11] you take a few steps back and plant your weight solidly on your back foot. you whip an NGDD at the eggman, and it injects some plant into his veins. he bleeds, and his blood is eggs.

"MEERGH"

[iguanaiguana]

Utilise Ladder rung as weapon

[Roadrunner7671]

Sneak up behind him and crush his skull like an egg

[schadd]

Utilise Ladder rung as weapon

[12] you do a Standard Attack with the ladder rung, and give a good bash in the fronty part of the eggguy. more eggs start oozing out.

eggguy retaliates with a [9] Moderate Counterattack and throws sand at your sternum. ouch! but not that much, it was just dirt.

suddenly, judy the fart comes out from behind a bush. she says "hi, i'm judy the fart." in a smooth and fluid, yet horribly cigarette-marred voice.

Sneak up behind him and crush his skull like an egg

[13] undetected and whatnot, you pick up a small iron egg from the ground and give his skull a good bash. it doesn't cause especially significant damage, but he is momentarily stunned.

[iguanaiguana]

Break out of my months long coma, look around and try to remember wtf I am doing and also wtf is going on now. Maybe Lalight is gonna help too, I think she was hot in this game.

[iguanaiguana]

Try to bully the others out of their comas. "Hey Roadrunner, Ash, uh, Space if you're in this,  um Dylan maybe, Gee whiz did ADK sign up? Anyway maybe let's play this thing?

[iguanaiguana]

"O hey hi Judy."

[Roadrunner7671]

Keep egg smashy

[schadd]

Break out of my months long coma, look around and try to remember wtf I am doing and also wtf is going on now. Maybe Lalight is gonna help too, I think she was hot in this game.

[10] you remember that you were questing toward a certain city zone of reasonable size. you remember, foggily, a declaration you made to that effect:

"We're heading to the Scouncil to shove our problems into the Sgovernment!" I weep, startling everyone. Then we head out.

  at present, you are being ravaged by an egg monster. before your coma, it seemed as though he was stunned momentarily, but he's been out for a while. yipes! you hope he's okay.

"O hey hi Judy."

she smiles at you with tired but platonically loving eyes, and says "hey, child." a constant stream of cigarette smoke oozes out of her lungs as she says this.

Keep egg smashy

[14] still before he awakes from his coma, you again grip your iron egg and then plow it into the base of his cranium. skunch! it seems as though that reanimated him from his coma, but also knocked him onto the ground.
  "VEERHCGGHH!"
  wew. his vocal motor abilities might be a little not-okay.

[iguanaiguana]

Screw these unimportant NPCs,  me and Roadrunner are going to keep heading toward that metro.

[Dylan32]

Charge the eggman and plunge two NGDDs (one in each hand) into the top of his shell, then pull hands apart to peel him in two.
Then pick up the dagger I threw earlier and follow iguana if I succeed at killing the egg dude

[Roadrunner7671]

Screw these unimportant NPCs,  me and Roadrunner are going to keep heading toward that metro.

Seconded

[A Drowned Kernel]

Romance any likely and/or willing looking NPCs in the immediate vicinity.

[Dylan32]

Romance any likely and/or willing looking NPCs in the immediate vicinity.

NOW it's a DnD game

[ashersky]

Open a bottle of wine.

[iguanaiguana]

Yo Schadd can you like role some dice everyone is here

[Dylan32]

Yo Schadd can you like role some dice everyone is here

Judy looks at you, confused, and asks, "Well golly-gee. Who or what is a Schadd?