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oh heck yea

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yes

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Total Members Voted: 22

[Roadrunner7671]

Oh yeah!

Try to deesculate the tension between Jake and Iguana using my calming voice

[A Drowned Kernel]

Rally the troops to organize the peace talks!

[schadd]

Oh yeah!

Try to deesculate the tension between Jake and Iguana using my calming voice

[11] you attempt to scrape some of the stray pot smoke from your voice box and spew out some calms.
  "hey, sugar parenthese s end parenthese. listen, i understand that somebody was able to probably lodge something in someone else's shoulder, and it was satisfying or whatever, but that stuff has [deep breath in] got to stop"
  smoke murks out of your mouth as you say that last part.

Rally the troops to organize the peace talks!

[9] "hey, everyone. hey. hi. yes, the scrants and the trent'ns are having some issues, as we can clearly see. surely, perhaps, in this case generally it would be a good idea to maybe do peace talks. does that sound cowabunga or what?"

[JaketheBaseballGod22]

Get some of RR's Pot

[Roadrunner7671]

Slap Jake around a little

[A Drowned Kernel]

Accomplish something useful

[Axxle]

Force of Nature: Minor Tremor shakes the room

[Dylan32]

If I remember correctly, I think I learned some friendly type of healing magics in school, so:

Heal the people who are fighting each other

[schadd]

Get some of RR's Pot

[15] you quickly dislodge the paffgun from your shoulder and go over to rr and attempt to search his pockets for pot. ah, damn! your arm isn't really cooperating. ouch, also.
  a search with your eyes indicates limited to no presence of pot.

Slap Jake around a little

[13] you turn around, thirsting for a quick slap. oh! as if on cue, jake walks up to you and stares at your butt, and his left arm twitches.
  hm.
  you give him a few good alternating-direction slaps in his face.

Accomplish something useful

[11] you realize, naturally, that something useful must need to be done in order to do something useful.
  you wander up to antax, and ke looks at you, with a faint frotherly look of intrique.
  ke has been so nice to us, you briefly recall. hm.
  you ask "what is there to be done, in this world?"
  "ah, well, there's that whole sned ousting thing that's happening in the Scouncil, but i suppose there's nothing to be done about that. uh, well, i know this place looks like it's in the middle of nowhere, but Moderate To Large Urban Area 4 is actually just a few meelks down that way. i'm sure there's is some impoverished working class to be aided there."
  ke points east.

Force of Nature: Minor Tremor shakes the room

[13] a meaty wobble can be felt pretty thoroughly around trentown. "gah," antax says "another giant fart, surely. i gotta get them some fiber supplements or something..."
roadrunner almost loses balance, but then doesn't.

If I remember correctly, I think I learned some friendly type of healing magics in school, so:

Heal the people who are fighting each other

[12] you go over to jake and cast a Mild Healing Spell on his shoulder. jake can now move it, but it still feels tingly.
"fair's fair," you say to yourself. you cast the same on iguana's shoulder, which has suddenly received a Mild Burst Of Strength. oo!
you are now at a little bit more than half mana.

[JaketheBaseballGod22]

Hug Dylan and then slap RR

[Dylan32]

Hug Jake back and ask "Do you really want to retaliate? Retaliation is what got a paffgun lodged in you shoulder, and I can't keep healing you forever bro." I then proceed to sing the chorus of Let It Go from the Disney movie frozen.

[A Drowned Kernel]

What is the Scouncil, and what is everyone's problem with Sneds?

[schadd]

Hug Dylan and then slap RR

[5] you kinda put both of your hands on dylan somewhere and then go over and strongly put a hand on RR's face. both of them are pretty sure of what you were trying to do but it was not executed well

Hug Jake back and ask "Do you really want to retaliate? Retaliation is what got a paffgun lodged in you shoulder, and I can't keep healing you forever bro." I then proceed to sing the chorus of Let It Go from the Disney movie frozen.

[10] you suddenly feel a faint sense of victory. perhaps a past or future self has just prevailed over something or other.
  you hug jake, competently. you say the two things and he follows but is kinda bored

What is the Scouncil, and what is everyone's problem with Sneds?

  "the Scouncil is the big central governothing that makes sure everything in aegence doesn't fall apart really fast. i would give more details about the issue but they haven't started reporting on it yet, since people haven't showed up yet.
  sneddites suck. they're very bad. sned themself is very much keen on making stuff bad for people, in the long run, and sneddites thus have that goal as well. it's a pretty basic good vs. evil-type thing"

[schadd]

congealed fartpaste

[iguanaiguana]

"We're going to the Scouncil to take our issues straight to the Sgovernment!" I shout, rallying everyone. Then we go.

[Roadrunner7671]

What about Jake?

[JaketheBaseballGod22]

"We're going to the Scouncil to take our issues straight to the Sgovernment!" I shout, rallying everyone. Then we go.

Follow

[iguanaiguana]

Jake's fine, why does anyone complain about Jake?

[JaketheBaseballGod22]

Jake's fine, why does anyone complain about Jake?

Idk

[schadd]

"We're going to the Scouncil to take our issues straight to the Sgovernment!" I shout, rallying everyone. Then we go.

  antax hears and says, "uh, yeah, you could probably zelloport to the Scouncil if you got to MTLUA4."
  you respond "cool! ok" and then march over eastways. people generally follow.
  antax sits back on ker buftstool and puts ker hand absentmindedly on a buft, but still gazes at the group of adventurers. ke is smiling, but sighs heavily out of ker nose.


  the trees clear up pretty clearly as you head east, and a path gradually becomes apparent, and you see a sign that says "Moderate to Large Urban Area 4." a little ways down the path, you are approached by a nome.
  "hello," says the nome, "would you fine folks like to be swindled?"
  she raises a little ceramic jar as she says this.

[iguanaiguana]

Explain the meaning of swindle please

[schadd]

Explain the meaning of swindle please

  "why, i'm simply looking to swop this jar of myst for a greater value of other stuff. any takers? this offer won't be around forever!"

[iguanaiguana]

I reveal my hovel, hoping she might trash it and therefore increase the average value of my belongings

[JaketheBaseballGod22]

Say No Thanks to the nome

[schadd]

I reveal my hovel, hoping she might trash it and therefore increase the average value of my belongings

is that a eupemism?

Say No Thanks to the nome

  "are ya sure? i think that some sort of deal like this would work out very well for me"