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[schadd]

Try to Hire a Bodygaurd... Until I find one

i don't know what this means

Oh right, the spook. Discern if there's any new information to be learned regarding the picture of the spook. Also, inform the scrants that the villagers are not in fact sneddites and that peaceful coexistance is within reach.

[1] you give the picture of the spook a good taste-test. mm, tastes spooky.
  you run into the cave, having dropped the picture on the ground, and then yell "IT'S FINE DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT" while throwing up, a lot, because of the ladder nausea. the scrants are not convinced that it's fine, but continue reading.

[JaketheBaseballGod22]

It means I'll keep trying to get a Bodygaurd until I can find one

[Roadrunner7671]

It means I'll keep trying to get a Bodygaurd until I can find one

You're going to have a boring life

[JaketheBaseballGod22]

It means I'll keep trying to get a Bodygaurd until I can find one

You're going to have a boring life

I'm gonna get a Bodygaurd and have him kill you jk

[A Drowned Kernel]

Retrieve my treasured spook pic!

[Accatitippi]

I'd like to join the mayhem, if possible.
I'd like to be an unspecified everiman, with a major in art history and a minor in smooth talk. Blessing of snatura and that curse that makes the place smell really bad. Affinity for happiness, and for unfinished sentences.
I'm exactly what you guys need to

[iguanaiguana]

oh yeah derp

Initiate deadly combat with Jake

Talk him out of combat

[9] "stop with that nonsense!" you say, holding up a single hand in protest and starting to walk to the side

I shout at Jake, then I shoot my paffgun at him, trying to miss on purpose and hit the wall of the cave nearby instead.

[iguanaiguana]

maybe ask the old scholar up in the moneymountains, adrianhealey[/color]

[8] you put yourself in combat position and draw the paffgun

After terrifying Jake to death, I turn back to the scrants, interested in their reference to a scholar.

How does one get to the Moneymountains? I ask.

[JaketheBaseballGod22]

Slowlymove closer to Iguana while his back is turned

[Dylan32]

Look around to see what is going on around me and if there is anyone I could inspire with my music.

[schadd]

from now on i'm rolling 2d10. when you get 1s and 20s as often as we have it gets less charming

Retrieve my treasured spook pic!

[11] you stop vomiting and head back through the ladder systems and medium-slow speed, preventing most of the nausea. you pick up and repocket the spook picture

I'd like to join the mayhem, if possible.
I'd like to be an unspecified everiman, with a major in art history and a minor in smooth talk. Blessing of snatura and that curse that makes the place smell really bad. Affinity for happiness, and for unfinished sentences.
I'm exactly what you guys need to

a keyboard with three keys appears on the ground next to the cave.

I shout at Jake, then I shoot my paffgun at him, trying to miss on purpose and hit the wall of the cave nearby instead.

[15] you give a good, racially charged yell, and then paff just beyond his ear. jake hears a loud whaff

After terrifying Jake to death, I turn back to the scrants, interested in their reference to a scholar.

How does one get to the Moneymountains? I ask.

"that is where our area of expertise ends. presumably you need a bunch of money, but somehow i don't think that's even true"

Slowlymove closer to Iguana while his back is turned

[5] you move a little bit faster than slowly and almost bump into him

Look around to see what is going on around me and if there is anyone I could inspire with my music.

[14] a small group of adventurous people stand in a forest immediately next to a small town, wherein a small group of non-adventurous people are also scattered. everyone already looks pretty inspired, but, well, your keytar hasn't been turned on in a minute.

[JaketheBaseballGod22]

Attack Iguana

[Dylan32]

Pick up the 3 keyed keyboard and play the world's shortest song.  Then turn on keytar and run up to the adventurous crowd in slow-motion while playing chariots of fire on my keytar.

[gkrieg13]

ok. Now that J Reggie is all the way down and knows to watch me go through the magic wall I walk through it again while he watches

[iguanaiguana]

Use the ladder rung to defend myself against Jake's attack. Search for a counterblow to knock him out.

[schadd]

Attack Iguana

Use the ladder rung to defend myself against Jake's attack. Search for a counterblow to knock him out.

[8] you attempt to bop him on the head with the calastral daggron. [9] he jerks his head a bit to the side and raises the ladder rung, and is thus only grazed, but fails a counter-attack. he learns a somewhat irrelevant fact about space: 97% of matter in aegence is intoxicated, and is referred to by scientists as dank matter

Pick up the 3 keyed keyboard and play the world's shortest song.  Then turn on keytar and run up to the adventurous crowd in slow-motion while playing chariots of fire on my keytar.

it's not that kind of keyboard

[13] fortunately unaffected by witnessing a daggron bop, you do the chariots of fire thing. it is a somewhat detailed rendition with harmony &c

ok. Now that J Reggie is all the way down and knows to watch me go through the magic wall I walk through it again while he watches

[14] j reggie watches with largely undivided attention as you walk through the wall and appear at the top of the ladder.

[Dylan32]

Look at the not-that-kind-of-keyboard keyboard and look for words I can type.

Then greet the people I just approached

[JaketheBaseballGod22]

Try to knock out Iguana

[iguanaiguana]

kill jake

[Roadrunner7671]

Damn!

[Dylan32]

Well that escalated quickly!

If the group I walked up to happens to include the fighting people, I will start playing "You're the Best" from the Karate Kid fight scene to set the mood.

[JaketheBaseballGod22]

kill jake

Umm ok wow  😳😳😳😳

[A Drowned Kernel]

Can't we all just get along?

[schadd]

Look at the not-that-kind-of-keyboard keyboard and look for words I can type.

Then greet the people I just approached

[9] you successfully look at the keyboard. it has the letters h, p, and t. it is black plastic but is also leather-bound

"hello, fellow travellerinos."

Try to knock out Iguana

[12] you go for another hard bop with the daggron. iguana [8] somewhat lurches out of the way again, but you get a cleaner hit. iguana suddenly learns a lot of facts about cooking bread, and is having trouble reconciling the artistic beauty of the activity. he is also thus not giving as much attention to the current situation.

kill jake

[17]...but he snaps out of it, in large part. he pulls out the spiky point of the paffgun and aims for jake's juggular. jake [9] sees him coming, and lurches a bit to the side.
  iguana's paffgun is now lodged in jake's shoulder. yowch!

Damn!

Well that escalated quickly!

If the group I walked up to happens to include the fighting people, I will start playing "You're the Best" from the Karate Kid fight scene to set the mood.

[8] you do that thing, and don't miss very many notes

[schadd]

you guys are supposed to be waiting on me