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oh heck yea

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Total Members Voted: 22

[JaketheBaseballGod22]

Well I talk a lot which is speechcraft and me being pro at English just helps

[Dylan32]

/in male joht music major, minor in friendly-ish magics with the blessing of snatura and the curse of plaggadon.  Affinities for Peanut butter and for mismatched socks

[schadd]

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.

Organize peace talks between the scrants and the villagers.

[13] you say "excuse me" and briefly step aside to start plotting how to go about such a thing

Try to recall the driving motivations of my life right now.

[4] in a feeble and atrophied attempt at introspection, you consider what stuff you want. the only thing that you can remember is your current desire to kill some sort of thing

Try to recall the driving motivations of my life right now.

[18] you realize that, hiding behind your overarching desire for fine weed, you have desires to more fully understand the personalities and aspirations of the village people as well as the scrants; you also have some faint desire to figure out your situation as far as getting kidnapped (?) and dumped in the weird cave after looking for an item, as well as some faint taste for adventure.

I am a glhib and a male with a major specialization in speechcraft and a minor in Sword/hand combat. My blessing is Of snatura and curse is Of Dabbadoo with an affinity for baseball and a affinity

sorry we're full

/in male joht music major, minor in friendly-ish magics with the blessing of snatura and the curse of plaggadon.  Affinities for Peanut butter and for mismatched socks

an envelope appears in adk's mouth

[Roadrunner7671]

Try to recall more about my kidnapping

[LaLight]

with a slight erotic move, take the envelope from adk

[schadd]

Try to recall more about my kidnapping

[5] you were frolicking in a field, looking for a thing. it was probably drugs, but you determine that from reasoning and not from recall.

with a slight erotic move, take the envelope from adk

[15] you lean over, chuckling playfully, and slide the envelope out of adk's half-open mouth. it stays half-open

[iguanaiguana]

Inquire with the scrants about the difference between themselves and the feral scrants I've been killing.

[schadd]

Inquire with the scrants about the difference between themselves and the feral scrants I've been killing.

"presumably it's something like the difference between you and the feral dork'm, except, uh, more"

[LaLight]

open the envelope. Examine what's inside

[A Drowned Kernel]

Try to recall more about my kidnapping

[5] you were frolicking in a field, looking for a thing. it was probably drugs, but you determine that from reasoning and not from recall.

with a slight erotic move, take the envelope from adk

[15] you lean over, chuckling playfully, and slide the envelope out of adk's half-open mouth. it stays half-open

Sloppy makeouts.

[schadd]

open the envelope. Examine what's inside

[17] you open it. it is a bit goopy. there is a letter that says
"cool beans
                          -the queen"

a baseball flies out of the sky and smacks the ground next to the cave entrance.
jake appears. [1] whenever he sees a baseball, he will be compelled to eat it and then throw up for a long time. he also [19] has a good affinity.

in his left pocket is 7 feppings. in his right pocket is a small skull. attached to his right leg is a calastral daggron.

next to jake appears dylan. [2] he has the same thing with peanut butter that jake does with baseballs, except he doesn't throw up as much. as well, he [6] receives minor combat debuffs while wearing mismatched socks.

in his left pocket is 1 fepping. in his right pocket a piece of sheet music that just has a signature of "famous musician" in the top staff, followed by a single treble clef. he is armed with a keytar.

with a slight erotic move, take the envelope from adk

[15] you lean over, chuckling playfully, and slide the envelope out of adk's half-open mouth. it stays half-open

Sloppy makeouts.

[12] you teleport behind lalight and tap on her shoulder. when she turns around, you inform her "you've been seduced."
the two of you immediately start drooling on each other's mouth.

[iguanaiguana]

Are you sure there's any such thing as a feral Dork'm?

[schadd]

Are you sure there's any such thing as a feral Dork'm?

yes

[iguanaiguana]

How many of the smart-type scrants are there? Do you guys get lonely?

Deep in your heart are the feelings good noble feelings or more like kinda knowledge-y evil ones?

[JaketheBaseballGod22]

What is feepings and what is calastral daggron

[iguanaiguana]

oh yeah derp

Initiate deadly combat with Jake

[schadd]

How many of the smart-type scrants are there? Do you guys get lonely?

Deep in your heart are the feelings good noble feelings or more like kinda knowledge-y evil ones?

"oh, i think we're hardly the ones to make that distinction. maybe ask the old scholar up in the moneymountains, adrianhealey
  we don't get lonely. we have too much stuff to read to bother with that stuff
  uh, we don't consider the knowledgey feelings evil, of course"

oh yeah derp

Initiate deadly combat with Jake

[8] you put yourself in combat position and draw the paffgun

[JaketheBaseballGod22]

oh yeah derp

Initiate deadly combat with Jake

Talk him out of combat

[schadd]

oh yeah derp

Initiate deadly combat with Jake

Talk him out of combat

[9] "stop with that nonsense!" you say, holding up a single hand in protest and starting to walk to the side

[Roadrunner7671]

Threaten Jake

[A Drowned Kernel]

Seduce Jake

[JaketheBaseballGod22]

Hire A Bodygaurd

[schadd]

Threaten Jake

[13] "hey, bucko," you say, "things can get pretty nasty around here if you make a misstep. and, well, we've learned that many of the possible steps that one can make in these parts are missteps"

Seduce Jake

[17] "hey, handsome," you say, standing much closer to jake than rr is, "don't let that big lug bother you. there are plenty of... great times to be had with this gang. oops, i dropped my... folded up picture of a spook." you drop it on the ground and then sexfully pick it back up

Hire A Bodygaurd

[14] "jeez," you muse. you step to the side and peruse the nearby town for anyone that looks husky enough to be a bodyguard. "drat," you muse, shortly after, having found a very noticeable absence of such a person in the town. you wonder if, when perchance the gang finds a less intellectual part of the wilderness, a bodyguard may indeed be a strong long-term investment; this rapidly growing rag-tag gang of adventurers seems quite the unpredictable bunch.

[JaketheBaseballGod22]

Try to Hire a Bodygaurd... Until I find one

[A Drowned Kernel]

Oh right, the spook. Discern if there's any new information to be learned regarding the picture of the spook. Also, inform the scrants that the villagers are not in fact sneddites and that peaceful coexistance is within reach.