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Re: schadnd
« Reply #475 on: October 16, 2016, 02:23:23 pm »

ask scrants if they have any tasks for us
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Re: schadnd
« Reply #476 on: October 16, 2016, 10:35:02 pm »

ask what the scrants are reading.
[14] "may i ask what you guys are reading?"
  the scrant replies "uff. we have a lot of history to get through. it's compelling but grueling, like a maze full of horpies"


ask scrants if they have any tasks for us
[19] "have you any quests that adventurers like us might serve you in completing?"
  "well, your first one is to heck off. we're reading. your second one is to maybe clear out the town nearby the hoitcave. there have been a bunch of bipeds that colonized there a while ago and they've been stirring up a ruckus. it seems like they're sneddites but we're not sure."
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Re: schadnd
« Reply #477 on: October 17, 2016, 02:11:51 am »

ask what the scrants are reading.
[14] "may i ask what you guys are reading?"
  the scrant replies "uff. we have a lot of history to get through. it's compelling but grueling, like a maze full of horpies"


ask scrants if they have any tasks for us
[19] "have you any quests that adventurers like us might serve you in completing?"
  "well, your first one is to heck off. we're reading. your second one is to maybe clear out the town nearby the hoitcave. there have been a bunch of bipeds that colonized there a while ago and they've been stirring up a ruckus. it seems like they're sneddites but we're not sure."

tell us more about this creatures, so we can help you, wise beings
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Re: schadnd
« Reply #478 on: October 17, 2016, 03:14:06 am »

I wake up from daydreaming and look around, noticing stuff.
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Re: schadnd
« Reply #479 on: October 17, 2016, 06:58:18 am »

I ask the scrants if they can teach me how to read
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Re: schadnd
« Reply #480 on: October 17, 2016, 09:18:50 pm »

tell us more about this creatures, so we can help you, wise beings
[9] you say that thing
  "we sort of haven't really paid much attention to them. i think one of them had a supersick library that we would like to have"


I wake up from daydreaming and look around, noticing stuff.
[6] you notice that the walls have probably been recently painted. but not too recently


I ask the scrants if they can teach me how to read
[13] you say that thing in an especially convincing tone
  "no. unless you want to read in dvorak, which is a pain and we all figured out the hard way that it isn't actually any better than standard aegese"

  the scrant then returns to the room, saying "you guys are kinda gooj"
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Re: schadnd
« Reply #481 on: October 17, 2016, 09:47:19 pm »

Knock on the door, and ask the scrants on specifics regarding the alleged ruckus that the villagers are raising.
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Re: schadnd
« Reply #482 on: October 17, 2016, 10:26:21 pm »

I try to get them to join our merry band
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Re: schadnd
« Reply #483 on: October 17, 2016, 11:07:18 pm »

We're all just too nice.

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Re: schadnd
« Reply #484 on: October 18, 2016, 01:56:25 am »

ask if there's anything to drink and celebrate smth with my fellow friends/scrants
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« Reply #485 on: October 18, 2016, 09:22:57 pm »

Knock on the door, and ask the scrants on specifics regarding the alleged ruckus that the villagers are raising.
[20] you knock on the door and it sounds like money. you hear the sound of scrants weeping because of the majesty. you peer in, and, in spite of the disarming absence of light, you radiate suaveness across the room. you realize that you can't see any of the scrants, but then decide that such does not matter to the true artist. you inquire lightly about what the villagers have been doing.
  the familiar scrant replies "buh, uhh, they, uh, have been kinda encroaching on our cave a lot and i think they're stealing some of our books. and they kill some of the feral scrants that like to hang around the entrance but that's no biggie. i have a little bit of a reason to believe they're sneddites, but what can you do. it's an epidemic. they're not our biggest concern, i guess"


I try to get them to join our merry band
[18] you peer in next to adk and ask if any of the scrants would like to join your merry band. you jive on the radiation of adk's previous statement, and the way you say "merry" is quite convincing as to the merry nature of your band.
  "well, i mean, suddenly i'm turning back on my assessment of your collective goojness. but still, we are committed to the scholarly arts at the moment. if you bring us some sort of enchantment of speedreading or, uh, just come back in like 5 years, we'll probably be able to spare someone. but not now."


ask if there's anything to drink and celebrate smth with my fellow friends/scrants
[1] you slink in the room, through adk's legs. unsuccessfully attempting to stifle a loud cackle, you yell out the word "booze!?" in a way that sounds a tad more like a boisterous statement than a question.
  "uh, we need all of our whiskey"
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« Reply #486 on: October 18, 2016, 09:43:35 pm »

There must be a way to mediate a peace between the scrants in the villagers. Unless the rest of the party wants to go for the Genocide Ending?
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Re: schadnd
« Reply #487 on: October 18, 2016, 09:44:36 pm »

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Re: schadnd
« Reply #488 on: October 18, 2016, 10:14:30 pm »

We could take the scrants honestly
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« Reply #489 on: October 18, 2016, 10:37:32 pm »

Also what's with all the anti-sneddite rhetoric? Surely such well educated scrants as yourselves understand that the roots of religious fundamentalism lie in economic oppression and must be addressed in that context.
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« Reply #490 on: October 18, 2016, 10:39:05 pm »

Also what's with all the anti-sneddite rhetoric? Surely such well educated scrants as yourselves understand that the roots of religious fundamentalism lie in economic oppression and must be addressed in that context.
you hear a gruff voice, from the back of the room chuckle and say "never seen anyone brained, then?"
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« Reply #491 on: October 18, 2016, 10:56:59 pm »

Also what's with all the anti-sneddite rhetoric? Surely such well educated scrants as yourselves understand that the roots of religious fundamentalism lie in economic oppression and must be addressed in that context.
you hear a gruff voice, from the back of the room chuckle and say "never seen anyone brained, then?"

I've seen things like you scrants wouldn't believe.
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« Reply #492 on: October 21, 2016, 07:06:25 pm »

I've seen things like you scrants wouldn't believe.
"oh, no, we believe stuff. we're reading history after all. but i think most folk would agree that you trust sneddites too much, and that's a super easy way to get killed."
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« Reply #493 on: October 21, 2016, 07:22:34 pm »

Would anything in my own personal history lead me to believe that this distrust of Sneddites is justified? Am I familiar with the ideology?
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Re: schadnd
« Reply #494 on: October 21, 2016, 07:24:16 pm »

Why are we wasting time for them. We're either going to bash their heads in or leave.

Please roll a D20. If it's 10 or below we're beating them up



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Re: schadnd
« Reply #495 on: October 21, 2016, 07:27:25 pm »

Sir, we don't have to resort to violence! There's a better way!
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« Reply #496 on: October 21, 2016, 07:32:16 pm »

Would anything in my own personal history lead me to believe that this distrust of Sneddites is justified? Am I familiar with the ideology?
uh, let's say no. you can learn it diegetically
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Re: schadnd
« Reply #497 on: October 21, 2016, 07:40:11 pm »

I want to make sure there are more people in the game besides me and ADK before we try and take down a bunch of scrants.
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« Reply #498 on: October 21, 2016, 07:48:00 pm »

I'll support my allies if it comes to a battle but I won't be the one to make the first aggressive move.
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« Reply #499 on: October 21, 2016, 08:11:47 pm »

I'll support my allies if it comes to a battle but I won't be the one to make the first aggressive move.
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