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oh heck yea

15 (68.2%)

yes

1 (4.5%)

no

6 (27.3%)

Total Members Voted: 22

[A Drowned Kernel]

I open the door the tiniest, bittiest crack and peek through.

[iguanaiguana]

Inspect the puzzle.

I don't trust my so far decent luck with scrants to hold for the next five times.

[Roadrunner7671]

Solve the puzzle

[J Reggie]

use my powers of green things to help with the puzzle

[iguanaiguana]

use my powers of green things to help with the puzzle

Nice!

[schadd]

I follow the grame

[15] you head with him down to the (currently) dark area. he immediately pivots around, gets in your face and asks "why you followin me?"

I respond "Thinking about you alone here in the dark in a scrant cave seemed pretty lonely. I thought you might like a friend."

he replies "uns', i'm just the guy installin the light system." and keeps walking.

I open the door the tiniest, bittiest crack and peek through.

[13] you quietly walk up and crack open the door, an appropriately small amount.
  oh. it's dark in there.

Inspect the puzzle.

I don't trust my so far decent luck with scrants to hold for the next five times.

[12] you walk up and look at it. it doesn't especially look like a puzzle, it looks like a wall with the word puzzle painted on it. you reach out and try to poke it; your finger goes through. it feels like memories.

Solve the puzzle

[10] a little spot on the ceiling opens up. a bunch of water falls on your head. the surround sound says "your search history is being monitored to optimize the ads given to you. to opt out, please go to our russian.." and then there is a second of static, and then silence.

use my powers of green things to help with the puzzle

[19] the paint in the word 'puzzle' contains a very small amount of green paint mixed in. you are impressed with yourself for determining this but you are not sure what to make of it.

use my powers of green things to help with the puzzle

Nice!

[iguanaiguana]

Dope, walk through the memories wall, trying hard not to remember anything because you are a macho Dork'm tank.

[A Drowned Kernel]

Try to smell if there are any scrants in the darkness beyond.

[schadd]

Dope, walk through the memories wall, trying hard not to remember anything because you are a macho Dork'm tank.

[5] you walk through. as you walk, you remember very little, and you attempt to record little memory. well, that means that you arrive at the top of the ladder without really remembering anything. it probably involved the color grey?

Try to smell if there are any scrants in the darkness beyond.

[11] it smells like whiskey. so, probably yes.

[Roadrunner7671]

I walk through the memory wall and try very hard to not think of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

[A Drowned Kernel]

Lure a scrant through the door way, then flip the switch while it's halfway through, so that it gets cut in half.

[schadd]

I walk through the memory wall and try very hard to not think of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

[17] you walk through the wall and successfully don't think about the stay puft marshmallow man. you emerge at the top of the ladder and congratulate yourself.

Lure a scrant through the door way, then flip the switch while it's halfway through, so that it gets cut in half.

i'm not sure the light switch has that functionality

[A Drowned Kernel]

I was under the impression that the switch caused the wall to disappear and reappear.

Walk backwards through the wall.

[schadd]

I was under the impression that the switch caused the wall to disappear and reappear.

Walk backwards through the wall.

you emerge from the ladder, spinning really fast. fortunately there is not any more barfing left to be had for you

[A Drowned Kernel]

Rally the troops to face off against these no-good scrants. "Come on, boys (and girls and kers), they're drunk, this should be easy!"

[gkrieg13]

attack the memories

[A Drowned Kernel]

Can we all run faster than scrants? Maybe we can entice them to chase us through the door, then we use wall portal to loop behind them, then rush in the door and bar it against them.

[iguanaiguana]

Join ADK for uh whatever.

[tripwire]

rally with ADK and iguana for the whatever

[LaLight]

whatever is cool, run with everybody
Also I can summon an angrywolf to distract Scrants, guys

[schadd]

Rally the troops to face off against these no-good scrants. "Come on, boys (and girls and kers), they're drunk, this should be easy!"

[19] you yell that thing quite loudly and leaderly, and you catch yourself at the end of the parenthetical for not including the most common gender identity in aegence, unspecified.
  a scrant wearing glasses peeks out of the door and says "hey, could you, uh, keep it down? we're having a book club meeting in there. i thought i told them to put a sign on the door—doesn't it say that there are scrants in there?"

attack the memories

[17] you charge angrily into the puzzlezone with a convincing battle cry and attempt to swipe memories out of the air with the knifey part of the crossbow. it is unclear whether it works, but you remain in the place for a solid minute before you remember that you are in fact standing at the top of the ladder. you stop swinging the crossbow around before it's a problem. the scrant is visibly annoyed.

Can we all run faster than scrants?

why do you think they all wear designer boots

Join ADK for uh whatever.

rally with ADK and iguana for the whatever

whatever is cool, run with everybody
Also I can summon an angrywolf to distract Scrants, guys

  you all run up and start yelling but then stop doing those two things when the scrant started talking

[A Drowned Kernel]

Ask the scrants how they can read in the dark.

[J Reggie]

Aw now I'm sad we killed that scrant.

[schadd]

Ask the scrants how they can read in the dark.

[3]  you ask the one scrant "how do you, uh, read in spite of the dark that is there"
  "how do you guys read in this blinding light?" they say, lifting one of their arms and covering their eyes

[J Reggie]

ask what the scrants are reading.