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oh heck yea

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Total Members Voted: 22

[schadd]

I compliment the scrant on his sense of style

[2] you say, kinda loudly, "those boots are uh good kinda. i bet that if your mom bought them, you have a good mom"
the scrant's disorientedness is unaffected. it also does not gain any goodwill towards you.

once my nausea settles, in and out once again.

[4] you slightly misjudge the amount of time that it would take you to regain your senses, and shortly after you enter the new caveplace, you dry heave a little bit.

[iguanaiguana]

Shooty Shooty Shooty Shooty

[ashersky]

go up the ladder, shoot the Scranton with an arrow

[schadd]

Shooty Shooty Shooty Shooty

[19] before the scrant undisorients itself, you get another two shots off, each right in the cranium. it looks pretty dead now, probably

go up the ladder, shoot the Scranton with an arrow

[8] you climb up and then quickly nock and shoot an arrow at the already quickly deceasing scrant. it goes through the edge of the scrant's torso. the scrant does not react to being shot, again probably because of deadness

[iguanaiguana]

Try to approach the scrant and bayonet it with the blade I attached to my paffgun.

If I do,  try to search the body for feppings.

If I do, try to level up.

If I do, shout a racist slur to celebrate my victory. 

[LaLight]

catch up with everyone and search the body with igu

[Roadrunner7671]

Am I the scrant? 

[A Drowned Kernel]

Claim credit for my bold leadership leading us to victory.

[schadd]

Try to approach the scrant and bayonet it with the blade I attached to my paffgun.

If I do,  try to search the body for feppings.

If I do, try to level up.

If I do, shout a racist slur to celebrate my victory. 

[20] you successfully approach the scrant and supercrit it. its guts splatter into a distant blackness, and do not make any sound of impact.

[3] even if there were a body to search, you probably wouldn't find anything.

[16] you do some sort of muscular strain, and realize that you've never levelled up before. evidence does not support a claim that that is a thing that people do.

catch up with everyone and search the body with igu

[11] "hey guys, sounded like some combat victo- oh"

Claim credit for my bold leadership leading us to victory.

[5] "alright, guys, nice job and stuff. my bold leadership lead us to victory, or whatever"

Am I the scrant? 

no

[Roadrunner7671]

Woah what did I miss

[schadd]

Woah what did I miss

it's all there bub

[Roadrunner7671]

Woah what did I miss

it's all there bub

Do I know how to read?

[A Drowned Kernel]

Bravely lead the group further into the cavern.

[schadd]

Woah what did I miss

it's all there bub

Do I know how to read?

canonically, no. irl, no.

Bravely lead the group further into the cavern.

[13] "follow me," you say somewhat authoritatively. no one has any desire to follow you.
  you walk in a straight line, stepping over the smoldering crater of the scrant. you walk for another moment, then you realize that at some point you make the transition from walking forward to climbing a ladder—though you couldn't be asked when or how. when you reach the top of the ladder, you greet your compatriots, standing at the mouth of the cavern.

[schadd]

suddenly, a grame appears in the shade, close to the ladder. or was he there the whole time?
  "light system's up," he says, in a gruff new york accent. "you can use this light switch here"
  he points to a dimly glowing blue light switch attached to the wall, with top and bottom labelled "off" and "yes." it is currently set to off. he then trundles off.

[ashersky]

Tell RR to flip the switch.

[gkrieg13]

I'll join the others, wherever they are

[tripwire]

I follow the grame

[Roadrunner7671]

I flip the switch like a son of a moat

[iguanaiguana]

Yes!

[schadd]

I'll join the others, wherever they are

[13] you climb up the ladder and join the ranks of your comrades.

I follow the grame

[15] you head with him down to the (currently) dark area. he immediately pivots around, gets in your face and asks "why you followin me?"

I flip the switch like a son of a moat

[19] you flip the switch without looking at it. there is a loud, surround-sound voice that says "yeah!" and a single confetti falls from the ceiling. a bunch of lights spring on, and there is a big wall where adk would have ostensibly walked, with the word "puzzle" painted on it in large, lime green letters. on the left side of that wall is a small door that says "there are 5 scrants behind this door and they are probably pretty pissed—both the british kind and the american kind."

Yes!

[A Drowned Kernel]

I open the door the tiniest, bittiest crack and peek through.

[A Drowned Kernel]

Wait, did the door just talk to us?

Scratch that, I seduce the door.

[schadd]

Wait, did the door just talk to us?

Scratch that, I seduce the door.

i meant to specify that it says that in, like, painted letters somewhere
[7] you go up to the door and say "wood. winky face." the door is not seduced

[tripwire]

I follow the grame

[15] you head with him down to the (currently) dark area. he immediately pivots around, gets in your face and asks "why you followin me?"

I respond "Thinking about you alone here in the dark in a scrant cave seemed pretty lonely. I thought you might like a friend."