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[schadd]

Where am I and what's going on? I'm a little lost (:

you are still lying in a puddle of rr's saliva, in the town hall.

I enter the cave.

there is a small room illuminated by two torches. a ladder leads downways.

Also if everyone's here I give them their cake.

you step back out of the cave and hand over a slice of cake to the other three people standing there.

Eat cake.

[17] you eat it in one large bite and then another small bite

Have it too.

fails due to screwton's ninth axiom which states C_eat + C_have = 1

Go Get everyone else.

[2] you attempt to yell out "lalight! yoohoo!" but your voice cracks ten times.

[iguanaiguana]

Enter the cave and bravely down the ladder I go 

[gkrieg13]

I'll Join

I'm a fresnark sneak'm.  Evil magic is what I studied in college, but I was also into archery stuff

blessing of beliespor, curse of plaggadon.  Affinity for other races' histories, but don't know much of my own races' history.

[LaLight]

I'll try to go with igu from the place I'm currently in

[iguanaiguana]

Realize that all the people I'm playing with are wimps [or stoners!], and I'd better start studying hand to hand combat so I can tank'em.

[A Drowned Kernel]

Go down the ladder

[A Drowned Kernel]

Realize that all the people I'm playing with are wimps [or stoners!], and I'd better start studying hand to hand combat so I can tank'em.

Yes, be our meat shield!

[schadd]

Enter the cave and bravely down the ladder I go 

[1] you lean over and bite a rung off of the ladder. it tastes like splinters.

I'll Join

an envelope appears on the ground beside the cave.

I'll try to go with igu from the place I'm currently in

[10] you determine that, in your current state, the ideal method of locomotion is a sort of slither. so, you slither over to the entrance of the cave. at this point, igu has swallowed the rung of the ladder. the three items of loot that you still had this whole time fall out of your pocket.

Realize that all the people I'm playing with are wimps [or stoners!], and I'd better start studying hand to hand combat so I can tank'em.

[16] drat! you think, if only i hadn't eaten that rung of a ladder, i could start using it and build my hand to hand abilities.
  the next best thing that you can think of is breaking off one of the scrant bayonets and affixing it to the end of your paffgun. it will have to do for now.

Go down the ladder

[10] you mind the missing rung and climb down. at the landing, you find another small room lit by two wall torches. no exits are visible other than the ladder you came down.

[ashersky]

Follow folks, but ensure everyone is in front of me (and someone behind me) to keep me safe.

Ask everyone "what exactly are we doing, anyway?"

[schadd]

Follow folks, but ensure everyone is in front of me (and someone behind me) to keep me safe.

Ask everyone "what exactly are we doing, anyway?"

you do both of those things

[A Drowned Kernel]

@ashersky: exploring dungeons, solving puzzles, finding sweet loot, and then apparently leaving all of said loot on the ground behind us.

I examine the walls of the cave for secret doors. I also shout to anyone still at the entrance of the cave that if they happen to notice any envelopes lying on the ground, it would be cool if they opened them.

[Roadrunner7671]

I can go in last place. I also want cake

[iguanaiguana]

Open the envelope

[iguanaiguana]

Pick up the stuff

[schadd]

I examine the walls of the cave for secret doors.

[4] you sort of glare idly at some of the walls. you don't see anything out of the ordinary

I also shout to anyone still at the entrance of the cave that if they happen to notice any envelopes lying on the ground, it would be cool if they opened them.

igu yells back "what was that about an epolevne?"

Open the envelope

enclosed you find a single fepping, which you quickly pocket.

gkrieg walks toward the cave, from the north.
  "where is this? i was walking around and then i sorta lost track of causality, etc."

  gkrieg has a [20] extensive and precise knowledge of the histories and tendencies of every race on aegence. except for the sneak'm, whose name ke often forgets how to say.

   inv: 5 feppings in ker left pocket. an bottomless bag of wet naps in his right pocket. mounted to ker right arm is the drein crossbow, which shoots yesbeams that don't inflict any physical damage, but instead slightly impair the target's attention and restore gkrieg's own magicks. this also is a wand, and, at a somewhat precise angle, a knife.

  learned spells: heat beam (3), pebble launch (∞), appear behind target (1), summon banana peel at target (2); parentheticals indicate how many times you can use the thing before exhausting your magicks.

Pick up the stuff

you now have all of it.

[iguanaiguana]

Try the down ladder again, be careful not to trip.

[gkrieg13]

I'll head down the ladder, but after I'm sure iguana hasn't done something awful to the ladder.

[A Drowned Kernel]

hi, gkrieg! What's your backstory?

[LaLight]

I examine the ladder

[Roadrunner7671]

Follow Iguanaiguana

[gkrieg13]

hi, gkrieg! What's your backstory?

I can't tell if you're actually asking me, or if your character is asking my character and schadd is going to answer.

[ashersky]

Roll need on a legendary dagger.

Look around and see if there are any scary monsters lurking around that we need to attack.

[A Drowned Kernel]

hi, gkrieg! What's your backstory?

I can't tell if you're actually asking me, or if your character is asking my character and schadd is going to answer.

Take control! Don't let that supposed "game master" boss you around!

[schadd]

Try the down ladder again, be careful not to trip.

[11] you step down methodically and join adk.

I'll head down the ladder, but after I'm sure iguana hasn't done something awful to the ladder.

[17] i mean. one might consider eating a rung to be awful but other than that, zip. you head down the ladder, two rungs at a time.

I examine the ladder

[11] it is made out of wood. you are unsure what type of wood. it is aligned pretty well.

Follow Iguanaiguana

[7] you join the two other folks.

Roll need on a legendary dagger.

uh, no

Look around and see if there are any scary monsters lurking around that we need to attack.

[14] there ain't.

hi, gkrieg! What's your backstory?

I can't tell if you're actually asking me, or if your character is asking my character and schadd is going to answer.

Take control! Don't let that supposed "game master" boss you around!

yes. you guys can do your own backstory if you want (except i did lalight's already and maybe someone else also)

[A Drowned Kernel]

Good to know that the ladder is Lawful Good.

I extinguish one of the torches.