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oh heck yea

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[schadd]

I aggressively lick LaLight's arm

[20] you snap out of your desire for vodka and then snap into a desire to lick lalight's arm. you suddenly hear the faint hum of smackatosh's zangels.
  you dart over to lalight and lean over.
  suuuuuuuuuuupercriiiiiiit
  she is now coated in saliva.

I dance on the table
Let's go help these people, guys

[2] you definitely fall on your face. you start trying to dance while face down on the ground, and fail. the saliva that is launched in all directions causes the table to magically disassemble, out of disgust.

Drink

Pick up ADKs body and take him to snark cave.

[15] you feel pleasantly buzzed.

  like in the movies, you pick up adk's conscious yet intentionally inactive body and lug it in the direction of the scrant cave. it is pretty close. you see a magical button on the wall next to a sealed door.

[iguanaiguana]

Push the button and wait for the plot to thicken!!!

[schadd]

Push the button and wait for the plot to thicken!!!

[9] foosh.
you hear a voice that sounds as though it's coming from an intercom.
"hello? what do you want?"

[A Drowned Kernel]

I come out of my stupor and demand entrance to whatever thing iguana just dragged me to.

[schadd]

I come out of my stupor and demand entrance to whatever thing iguana just dragged me to.

[3] you almost throw up but don't.
"lemme in"
"uh, no. why? what?"

[A Drowned Kernel]

I seduce the person on the intercom.

[Roadrunner7671]

I follow ADK

[schadd]

I seduce the person on the intercom.

[16] "surely you'll let me... enter your dungeon"
  "uh, i mean, i don't really care, i was just concerned about you guys getting scranted is all. you can go in"
  he sounded a bit seduced.
  the door opens.

  immediately, a scrant pops out.


  "sporting hood-mounted bayonets and tasteful, yet effective combat boots, scrants are the fiend that the experienced adventurer will know the best—and that adventurer will know to look out for its voidtail, said to derive its power from dabbadoo themself"
   -encyclopedia monstratura

it springs into attack! iguanaiguana immediately drops adk onto the ground, and narrowly dodges its initial slice ([13] v [15])

I follow ADK

[10] you walk the, like, 20 steps to arrive at the cave.
  "hey guys, what's going on," you say half of, before realizing that, at this moment, you have combat initiative, or whatever.

[A Drowned Kernel]

I hide behind a rock and cheer my teammates onto victory.

[schadd]

I hide behind a rock and cheer my teammates onto victory.

[1] you accidentally attempt to hide behind the scrant, and cheer it on to success in olympic shot put. it is intrigued, and attempts to throw a thing, really far. it kinda does. you hear a distant whumf.
  the scrant has gained ability to throw things really far from your coaching.

[iguanaiguana]

Paffgun it to death. Yell a few mildly racist taunts

[ashersky]

Cast Hypnotize on the Scrant.

[schadd]

Paffgun it to death. Yell a few mildly racist taunts

[12] vs [11] you somewhat quickly take a shot, well on target. the scrant starts sidestepping the second it notices but is still glanced by the shot.
  one of its hind legs implodes.
  you call it a blundfust. it charges at your leg and gives you a good scratch in the shin.

Cast Hypnotize on the Scrant.

[16] you realize that magic isn't as easy as it seemed on tv. nevertheless, in a spike of ingenuity, you start singing
  "biggie biggie biggie, can't you see? sometimes your words just hypnotize me."
  it looks fatigued.
  igu bashes its skull in with the butt of the paffgun.

  antax notices this and meanders over.
  "oh jeez. that's a moderately-sized shin wound. more where that came from."
  ke stretches out her hands, and you hear a loud whoof. your leg stops hurting and the wound is mostly gone. ke meanders back over to the village.

[iguanaiguana]

Shoot shooty!!!

[Roadrunner7671]

Bash with pleen mace

[schadd]

Shoot shooty!!!

[20] you land a perfectly well aimed and immaculately punched paffshot at the prefrontal cortex of the scrant. it goes from probably-very-dead to okay-it's-super-dead.
  its voidtail ejects a chocolate cake onto the ground, then disappears.

Bash with pleen mace

[8] ppfpblht. some guts come out.

[A Drowned Kernel]

divy out shares of the cake in a fair and equitable manner.

[iguanaiguana]

Push button again

[schadd]

divy out shares of the cake in a fair and equitable manner.

[7] you pick up a nearby pointed stone and roughly cut the cake into fifths.

Push button again

[16] you walk up and push the bhutan.
  "what"
  "i wanted to see what it would do," you say, convincingly
  "..."

[Roadrunner7671]

Awesome

[LaLight]

Where am I and what's going on? I'm a little lost (:

[iguanaiguana]

I thought it was a scrant cave............. is it more of like a scrant appearer with an annoying guy who pushes them out one at a time if you beg him?

[A Drowned Kernel]

I enter the cave.

[A Drowned Kernel]

Also if everyone's here I give them their cake.

[iguanaiguana]

Eat cake.

Have it too.

Go Get everyone else.