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[schadd]

I offer the squirrel an acorn, then invite him to hop on my squirrel and travel with me.

try again

[ashersky]

I offer the squirrel an acorn, then invite him to hop on my squirrel and travel with me.

try again

I offer the squirrel a high five, then invite him to hop on my shoulder and travel with me.

[LaLight]

I try to ask people from the village if there is some exit on the surface and if they have any quests for us

[schadd]

"Is the hat cursed or just useless?" I blurt out, trying not to let my embarrassment get the better of me.

[5] "but seriously, what is the deal with this hat? whether i plan to wear it on my butt or my head or uh my friend's butt, i am interested to know whether it's cursed or something."
  blefton says, blankly, "pretty cursed. also ugly"

I invite the Pinkwaters to their house for dinner/lunch/whatever meal would be appropriate at this time

it is the afternoon.
[3] "would you like to prepare a foodlunch for me and us to eat?"
  blefton says "no. we ate"

I offer the squirrel a high five, then invite him to hop on my shoulder and travel with me.

[14] you offer your hand in such a way that it is pretty much unambiguous to the creature that you request a high-five. the squirrel is still somewhat bemused and is not interested in hopping on your shoulder at this time. it does, however, walk somewhat confidently towards you, intentionally brushing its tail against your extended hand.

I try to ask people from the village if there is some exit on the surface and if they have any quests for us

you are currently above ground. that may not have been clear.
[5] you ask balethia, "what sorts of adventurey questy stuff can we do for you?"
  she says "well, uh, we haven't had a book theft in a while, and i'm only halfway through the history ones at the moment. ask antax"
  you bring your book (and also the loot that you still have) outside and ask antax the same question.
  "well, there is a cave nearby that's infested with scrants, as i told the dork'm earlier. there isn't really anything else we urgently need, but i'm sure balethia would appreciate any books you happen to find in your travels and the dats would appreciate, well, anything that seems interesting."

[ashersky]

Loudly ask "does anyone have any food I can offer this squirrel?"

[LaLight]

I try to fing some pub here. Or just the place where I can drink

[iguanaiguana]

I will be back, I tell the shopkeeper, when my ass is not a broke ass.

And against my better racist judgment, I go talk to the roots family since no one else has.

[schadd]

Loudly ask "does anyone have any food I can offer this squirrel?"

[17] you say in a voice, loud enough to be heard by several people but quiet enough to not spook the squirrel, you ask your question. antax replies, "oh, that's biris. you can give him this." and gets a watermelon from inside the town hall and hands it to you. you stare at it for a second and then place it next to the squirrel, by your feet. he produces a barcode scanner and then kicks over the watermelon, revealing a barcode. he scans it.
  "beep."
  biris looks at you, proudly.

I try to fing some pub here. Or just the place where I can drink

[19] you look around the town and somehow, in doing so, you indicate clearly to the townsfolk that you are, in fact, looking for a beerplace. root notices and, intrigued, says to his children, "oh, that gal over there is looking for a bar of some sort."
  you hear a "fzzt!" emerge from the town hall, and when you go in you see that, in the lobby, a large bottle of vodka and some shot glasses appeared on the table. there is also a chunk of wall missing.

I will be back, I tell the shopkeeper, when my ass is not a broke ass.

And against my better racist judgment, I go talk to the roots family since no one else has.

i meant for them to be the steens and for the dad's name to be root but whoops, both of those things are root. so the guy's name is root root. np
[14] you head over to the roots' housery and ask, "hi there. what's been keeping you nerds busy lately?" [snort]
  vanesta gazes off for a couple seconds and then replies "ahoy. well, the last few months we've been doing light manipulation stuff." she turns to the children and says "show."
  all the kids suddenly become invisible, and root turns blue. vanesta looks at you and asks "good?"

[ashersky]

Smile and give a thumbs up at Biris.  Invite him to walk with me.

Go to the bar with LaLight.

[Roadrunner7671]

I'm going to the bar

[iguanaiguana]

very good, I lie. Is your family in need of any magical materials?

After I get my answer I join the others at the bar.

[schadd]

Smile and give a thumbs up at Biris.  Invite him to walk with me.

Go to the bar with LaLight.

[3] you forget to smile, and you lean over and say, oozing saliva, "come with me"
he meanders over to the bar with you. you sit on the ground.

I'm going to the bar

[15] you enter the townhall, quickly fill a shot glass and sit down. in a chair. the vodka tastes like gusk

very good, I lie. Is your family in need of any magical materials?

After I get my answer I join the others at the bar.

[2] "d'ya need some of that maaaaaagic junk, knowmsayin?"
she says "uh, always"
you meander over to the bar and sit on ash's leg.

[ashersky]

Pour shots of vodka for myself and iguana.

[LaLight]

Take the bottle and drink from it

[Roadrunner7671]

I check to make sure this is all free

[iguanaiguana]

Screw this town, let's go kill stuff for feppings.

[LaLight]

Screw this town, let's go kill stuff for feppings.

I'd drink and dance on the tables first and then I agree to go

[iguanaiguana]

Screw this town, let's go kill stuff for feppings.

I'd drink and dance on the tables first and then I agree to go

Well go ahead then 

[schadd]

Pour shots of vodka for myself and iguana.

[12] you get up, fill two shot glasses, and then go sit back down on igu's leg

Take the bottle and drink from it

[13] as soon as ash sets the bottle down, you pick it up and start chugging

I check to make sure this is all free

[16] by the force of willpower, you mentally communicate with the vodka regarding its costliness. it says that it's free, and likes cats

Screw this town, let's go kill stuff for feppings.

[7] you go outside and find a bug and shoot it with your paffgun. it dies. it does not drop any feppings, but it does leave a pile of its guts

[Roadrunner7671]

Dude I want more free vodka

[schadd]

Dude I want more free vodka

[15] you stand there, looking contemplatively at the vodka and wanting it

[McGarnacle]

Looks like the fly killed with the paffgun is not the only one that's blasted.

[Roadrunner7671]

I aggressively lick LaLight's arm

[LaLight]

I dance on the table
Let's go help these people, guys

[iguanaiguana]

Drink

Pick up ADKs body and take him to snark cave.