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[Roadrunner7671]

Isn't the password 'gay?'

[schadd]

I realize he might not speak English and I repeat myself loudly and more slowly. Cause you know, that helps

[3] you accidentally say it the same speed.
he says "no. you, uh. need a.. password," trailing off

I'm distracting as hard as I can!

Is the password "password"?

[2] ...you ask the skeleman, accidentally truncating the first and last word. the skeleman looks back blankly, and then at something else.

I'm trying to steal the keys while ADK distracts skeleman

[15] the skeleman again doesn't notice as you sneakasneak over to him and try to pick off something that looks like a key. it is actually just an obscure bone. he says "ow. quit doin that. i don't have any keys or anything, in fact i'm not even the one who opens the door. i don't want to have to Menacing War Axe you guys, i don't even really know how it works."

Isn't the password 'gay?'

[6] ...you say, barely stifling a chuckle. skeleman nil respondit.

[LaLight]

I ask skeleman politely to break the door with an axe. Offer him some feppings.

[A Drowned Kernel]

How might we find out the password, dearest skeleman?

[schadd]

I ask skeleman politely to break the door with an axe. Offer him some feppings.

he replies "i don't really have any use for feppings and also this thing wouldn't break that thing anyway," pointing at his axe and then the door

How might we find out the password, dearest skeleman?

he looks over your shoulder at the chasm and then replies "you should know it already"

[Roadrunner7671]

Screw this. Is there like a way to initiate combat?

[schadd]

Screw this. Is there like a way to initiate combat?

probably some sort of insult or a hefty punch in the skull would work

[A Drowned Kernel]

Violence isn't the answer!

...or is it?

Is the password "violence"?

[schadd]

Violence isn't the answer!

...or is it?

Is the password "violence"?

skeleman says no

[Roadrunner7671]

Screw this. Is there like a way to initiate combat?

probably some sort of insult or a hefty punch in the skull would work

No like do we do damage based on dice of if I stab him in the throat will he just kick the bucket?

[schadd]

Screw this. Is there like a way to initiate combat?

probably some sort of insult or a hefty punch in the skull would work

No like do we do damage based on dice of if I stab him in the throat will he just kick the bucket?

you can throw out a stab and see what happens. things will rely on dice rolls in the same way they have been. there are no stats

[A Drowned Kernel]

I search the empty streambed for clues to the password.

[Roadrunner7671]

I sit down and cry really loudly and obnoxiously

[schadd]

I search the empty streambed for clues to the password.

[13] you meander over and note the empty chasm. not a single drop of goop left in sight; only memories remain

I sit down and cry really loudly and obnoxiously

[3] you cry somewhat loudly and obnoxiously in such a direction that you are not at all assisted by the room's acoustics. the other folk notice but are more bemused than touched, or whatever

[A Drowned Kernel]

Is the password "wheesk"?

[schadd]

Is the password "wheesk"?

the door flings open, and the skeleton hurriedly ushers the three of you out. the door slams shut behind you, and you hear, faintly, an exhale and the skeleman saying "finally!" shortly after, he opens the door and tosses out the crumpled paper, the mouthwash, the beam swordo, the lighter, and the three iguana, and then he slams the door shut again.


you find yourselves in a small room, lit by two green torches. a small ladder leads up to a trapdoor.

[Roadrunner7671]

Can you draw another pretty picture of it?

[iguanaiguana]

"Beep"

[schadd]

Can you draw another pretty picture of it?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ladder

[Roadrunner7671]

That felt passive aggressive

[schadd]

That felt passive aggressive

as advertised.

[A Drowned Kernel]

I climb the ladder and knock on the trap door. "Anyone up there?"

[LaLight]

I climb the ladder and knock on the trap door. "Anyone up there?"

I take the torch and go with you

[schadd]

I climb the ladder and knock on the trap door. "Anyone up there?"

[20] you do a handstand and then slide up the ladder with your feet. you give the trapdoor a good kick and call out, "anyone up there?"
a voice that sounds nerd'm responds, "oh, ah, yes there is!" and you can hear in ker voice how much ke's been seduced. ke pulls the door open and you fling yourself out, doing a backflip. the stranger introduces kerself as "antax veladre. i'm the mayor of trentown over there. [ke points at a humble village down a short pathway] i was just out picking some bufts. [points at yonder buftbush] say, what was going on in that, uh, trapdoor area? it's been there longer than we have and i've never bothered to look into it."

[schadd]

I climb the ladder and knock on the trap door. "Anyone up there?"

I take the torch and go with you

[3] you slink out and slither along the ground as would a snake. antax notices you and says "oh"