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Re: schadnd, for 3 players
« Reply #125 on: September 13, 2016, 03:13:02 pm »

Haven't read, plan to fall out of the sky.

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Re: schadnd, for 3 players
« Reply #126 on: September 13, 2016, 04:18:20 pm »

Haven't read, plan to fall out of the sky.

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k. you need your minor too, also perhaps an affinity
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Re: schadnd, for 3 players
« Reply #127 on: September 13, 2016, 07:04:34 pm »

Scoundrel, use your lighter to check if this goo is flammable.

Also, have we established what the contents of your unlabeled box are?
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Re: schadnd, for 3 players
« Reply #128 on: September 13, 2016, 07:12:56 pm »

It's a note from my **** counselor
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Re: schadnd, for 3 players
« Reply #129 on: September 13, 2016, 07:19:23 pm »

Oh right.

Well how about the fire thing?
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Re: schadnd, for 3 players
« Reply #130 on: September 13, 2016, 07:22:52 pm »

What fire thing?
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Re: schadnd, for 3 players
« Reply #131 on: September 13, 2016, 07:39:35 pm »

Set the river on fire, see what happens.
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Re: schadnd, for 3 players
« Reply #132 on: September 13, 2016, 07:41:43 pm »


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Re: schadnd, for 3 players
« Reply #133 on: September 13, 2016, 07:42:07 pm »

I guess nothing could go wrong
I set the river on fire!
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Re: schadnd, for 3 players
« Reply #134 on: September 13, 2016, 08:12:53 pm »

I guess nothing could go wrong
I set the river on fire!
[8] you flip the switch on your lighter to 'en fuego' and then lean over and toss it in.
the whole goopstream is suddenly up in flames, and then, shortly after, evaporates with a loud and cacophonous "wheesk!" the revealed chasm is curved pleasantly enough to be climbable.
roadrunner observes, "well, that makes one thing my dad helped me with."
the boulder rolls downhill, giving rr's lighter a good beating, but the lighter is still alight.
you hear an odd chiming sound, and then a couple "beep"s.
lalight's magick is restored to full.
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Re: schadnd, for 3 players
« Reply #135 on: September 13, 2016, 08:15:55 pm »

Lit. Thanks for being smart ADK

I see what the skelman is up to
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Re: schadnd, for 3 players
« Reply #136 on: September 13, 2016, 08:23:14 pm »

Lit. Thanks for being smart ADK

I see what the skelman is up to
[19] you slide up the chasm, not unlike mary poppins, and then, as you approach the skeleman, you take off your sunglasses (where did those come from?) and say, "hey sugar. what's cookin?"
"uh. um. you can leave, i think, if you say the password"
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Re: schadnd, for 3 players
« Reply #137 on: September 13, 2016, 08:27:16 pm »

I seduce the skeleman.
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Re: schadnd, for 3 players
« Reply #138 on: September 13, 2016, 08:29:54 pm »

I seduce the skeleman.
[9] you walk up to the skeleman and say "hey there kitty cat. what's someone like you doing in a cave like this?"
he says "that isn't the gay. um i mean password." he is clearly very eager to let all of you leave
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Re: schadnd, for 3 players
« Reply #139 on: September 13, 2016, 08:31:21 pm »

I sneak up behind him and gently breathe on the back of his neck
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Re: schadnd, for 3 players
« Reply #140 on: September 13, 2016, 08:33:36 pm »

I sneak up behind him and gently breathe on the back of his neck
[19] you sneak up behind him, take off another pair of sunglasses, and then let a calm puff of breath out onto the top of the skeleman's spinal cord. the fact that you snuck up so well and also that he doesn't have nerve endings at all means that he completely doesn't notice. or at least he's pretending not to notice.
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Re: schadnd, for 3 players
« Reply #141 on: September 13, 2016, 09:07:36 pm »

I sneak up behind him and gently breathe on the back of his neck
[19] you sneak up behind him, take off another pair of sunglasses, and then let a calm puff of breath out onto the top of the skeleman's spinal cord. the fact that you snuck up so well and also that he doesn't have nerve endings at all means that he completely doesn't notice. or at least he's pretending not to notice.
Oh yeah. Well, he didn't notice me.

I leave the cave
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Re: schadnd, for 3 players
« Reply #142 on: September 13, 2016, 09:14:35 pm »

I sneak up behind him and gently breathe on the back of his neck
[19] you sneak up behind him, take off another pair of sunglasses, and then let a calm puff of breath out onto the top of the skeleman's spinal cord. the fact that you snuck up so well and also that he doesn't have nerve endings at all means that he completely doesn't notice. or at least he's pretending not to notice.
Oh yeah. Well, he didn't notice me.

I leave the cave
[10] there is a doorknob. you turn the doorknob. the door doesn't open
"it's locked," the skeleman say.
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Re: schadnd, for 3 players
« Reply #143 on: September 13, 2016, 09:29:48 pm »

"Open it please"
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Re: schadnd, for 3 players
« Reply #144 on: September 13, 2016, 09:38:51 pm »

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Re: schadnd, for 3 players
« Reply #145 on: September 13, 2016, 10:06:39 pm »

"Open it please"
he looks at you, blankly
I realize he might not speak English and I repeat myself loudly and more slowly. Cause you know, that helps
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Re: schadnd, for 3 players
« Reply #146 on: September 14, 2016, 05:54:24 am »

Haven't read, plan to fall out of the sky.

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k. you need your minor too, also perhaps an affinity

Minor in the sweet talking one, affinity for sparkling water.
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Re: schadnd, for 3 players
« Reply #147 on: September 14, 2016, 05:57:36 am »

I sneak up behind him and gently breathe on the back of his neck
[19] you sneak up behind him, take off another pair of sunglasses, and then let a calm puff of breath out onto the top of the skeleman's spinal cord. the fact that you snuck up so well and also that he doesn't have nerve endings at all means that he completely doesn't notice. or at least he's pretending not to notice.
Oh yeah. Well, he didn't notice me.

I leave the cave
[10] there is a doorknob. you turn the doorknob. the door doesn't open
"it's locked," the skeleman say.

He speaks english.

Let's try that the sneaky one tries to steal the key while the big and loud one distracts him, guys?
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Re: schadnd, for 3 players
« Reply #148 on: September 14, 2016, 07:35:26 am »

I'm distracting as hard as I can!

Is the password "password"?
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Re: schadnd, for 3 players
« Reply #149 on: September 14, 2016, 07:38:35 am »

I'm trying to steal the keys while ADK distracts skeleman
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