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oh heck yea

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Total Members Voted: 22

[iguanaiguana]

Tag lol

[LaLight]

I cast boulder to block the stream

[schadd]

Tag lol

i hope this is and has been good drunk reading material

I cast boulder to block the stream

[3] you meander over to the mouth of the stream and clumsily cast a somewhat misshapen boulder that falls near the edge of the stream and slowly rolls in. it becomes about halfway submerged in glop and then quickly floats over to the spikes.

[iguanaiguana]

Apply to fall from the sky as a Frensnark Dork'm, with a major in things that go shooty shooty and minor in shoehorning myself as the party leader. Plaggadon curse, Smackatosh blessing. Affinity for adding poison to things and enraging my enemies with racist taunts.

[iguanaiguana]

In the mean time, apply to be a force of nature: Iguana(s) come down from the ceiling

[schadd]

Apply to fall from the sky as a Frensnark Dork'm, with a major in things that go shooty shooty and minor in shoehorning myself as the party leader. Plaggadon curse, Smackatosh blessing. Affinity for adding poison to things and enraging my enemies with racist taunts.

ok

In the mean time, apply to be a force of nature: Iguana(s) come down from the ceiling

[10] three iguanas fall from the ceiling. they all go "beep"

[A Drowned Kernel]

Convince the iguanas to be crewmembers in the chest-ship.

[schadd]

Convince the iguanas to be crewmembers in the chest-ship.

[1] you waltz up to one of them and say "so, i was just cunting about this riv-" and then fall on your face. all of your feppings fall out of your pocket. of course. you sneeze and it sounds like the word genocide

"beep"

[A Drowned Kernel]

I hastily pick up my precious feppings.

Do you guys think we could use some of the liquid to turn the chest into a makeshift airship and float our way across?

[Roadrunner7671]

Schadd what do we do?

[schadd]

I hastily pick up my precious feppings.

Do you guys think we could use some of the liquid to turn the chest into a makeshift airship and float our way across?

[3] you pick up 8 of them and then accidentally force feed 1 to an iguana

"beep"

Schadd what do we do?

idk, try different stuff. there are a few qualities of the goop that remain to be uncovered. it's not a riddle it's just a thing

[Roadrunner7671]

I try to feed some goop to an iguana

[schadd]

I try to feed some goop to an iguana

[3] you take a scoop of some goop in your hand (and get a scoop-goop stack) and you almost lose your balance, again forgetting the viscosity etc. of the goop. you drop like half of it on the way to the iguana and as you reach the iguana, the goop fizzles in your hand.
"wheesk!"
"beep"

[LaLight]

I try to feed some goop to an iguana

[3] you take a scoop of some goop in your hand (and get a scoop-goop stack) and you almost lose your balance, again forgetting the viscosity etc. of the goop. you drop like half of it on the way to the iguana and as you reach the iguana, the goop fizzles in your hand.
"wheesk!"
"beep"

What does the "beep" mean, guys?
What if we try to shout altogether so some rocks will fall into the river and make our way? To prevent us from rocks hit our heads we can stay under the chest

I try to recall what is angerwolf and what does it do

[schadd]

I try to recall what is angerwolf and what does it do

it is a wolf that gets super angry as soon as you summon it. it'll just try to attack anything except it is generally able to discern who the goodguys are. it fizzles away after a minute or so

[A Drowned Kernel]

Is there a reason we can't just swim across? If the goop is dense enough that a boulder floats we should be able to stay afloat pretty easily.

[schadd]

Is there a reason we can't just swim across? If the goop is dense enough that a boulder floats we should be able to stay afloat pretty easily.

cuz you're dumb, that's a reason. the other ones have yet to be uncovered (or debunked!?)

[A Drowned Kernel]

I convince the scoundrel to try swimming across the stream

[Roadrunner7671]

I convince the scoundrel to try swimming across the stream

Nah

Do it yourself

[LaLight]

I convince the scoundrel to try swimming across the stream

I'd try! But I'm a little afraid of skeleman there, he might be dangerous.

[mail-mi]

Actually, /out

[schadd]

Actually, /out

k

[A Drowned Kernel]

Where's your team spirit?

I swim across the stream.

[LaLight]

Got me.

I try to swim across.

[schadd]

Where's your team spirit?

I swim across the stream.

[1] you run and jump and do a belly flop into the stream. you float, face-down, downstream and forget to attempt to swim. after a couple seconds, a layer of goop beneath you evaporates away. "wheesk!" you wobble a little bit before reaching the spikes. one of them goes in your mouth.

Got me.

I try to swim across.

[12] you do a much more convincing run-and-jump and, once you land in the stream, attempt to push your way through. you realize, as people have before you, that it's kind of like swimming in molasses. you are able to sorta swim (or, rather, sorta trudge) through a little bit of the way, but you are abruptly stopped by the spikes and compelled to exit the stream by the same magical force that has compelled everyone that hit the spikes.