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oh heck yea

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yes

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Total Members Voted: 22

[LaLight]

I tell the Mahst Lady that I admire her capitalistic spirit, and offer her a single fepping and my autograph, which is sure to become a collector's item in the coming decades.

I appreciate of gentleman's effort, but on what and how does he want to write an autograph? I'm not giving him my mom's note.

[Roadrunner7671]

I try to see what happens if I get swept down the stream (not by amgettinh swept away, but by looking and stuff)

[A Drowned Kernel]

You'll have to accept the promise of an autograph at a later date, I suppose.

[schadd]

2) I attempt to gauge the buoyancy of the empty chest.

[15] it seems as though the material is sturdy but not very dense, and, as somebody noticed earlier, the stream is very dense. it would almost certainly float and hold at least one person in it, but flow pretty quickly downstream.

I try to recall, what did i do before getting to this cave and was we acquainted

[5] you vaguely remember frolicking in some plains (or was it a forest?) looking for an herb of some sort, and then you suddenly don't have memories after that. neither adk nor roadrunner are familiar.

I loudly ask skeleman, will he help us to cross the stream. Otherwise I'll kill him.

[11] you yell across the room, "hey. you better help us out with this ordeal, else you're a dead skeleman." he says "uh, real sorry but um, uh. i really, really can't. at all."

I try to see what happens if I get swept down the stream (not by amgettinh swept away, but by looking and stuff)

[18] some cursory glances and investigative pacing reveal to you, at the left side of the room there is a little gutter from which the stream rises and goes uphill, and at the right side you see a similar gutter, with some spikes that don't look too menacing but definitely not a fun time. you manage to lightly dip your hand in the goop and feel that it is providing enough force to probably push a chest with 1 or 2 people in it downstream. the goop that briefly gathered on your fingers quickly evaporates with a loud "wheesk!"
the stream is somewhat translucent, and appears to be quite deep.

[Roadrunner7671]

Yo! I could go in the chest if you wanted me to. That sounds rad!

[A Drowned Kernel]

But we can't leave the wolf and the goat alone on one side of the bank...

I approve of the scoundrel's plan to take the chest for a test drive.

[Roadrunner7671]

I grab the chest, set it into the stream (still holding onto it) then hop in

[schadd]

I grab the chest, set it into the stream (still holding onto it) then hop in

[9] you pick up the chest, dump all of the stuff in it onto the floor, and then hup it into the stream and jump in. the consistency of the goopo makes for very little woobles and wobbles, you you float pretty steadily all the way to the spikes. "ouch!" you say, "the spikes!"

you step out onto the ground and then pick the chest back up, bringing it to the rest of the gang

[A Drowned Kernel]

I cross the river in the chest

Hope the oxen don't drown

[schadd]

I cross the river in the chest

Hope the oxen don't drown

[4] you put the chest into the stream and hop in. you realize that you hadn't actually thought out very far how you would incur forward motion in this situation. you look back at your two companions inquisitively and they both shrug. you limply throw your arm overboard and attempt to paddle forth but realize that it's like swimming through molasses. that is moving very quickly. over the side of a chest.

"ouch. these darn spikes."

[A Drowned Kernel]

I make another attempt, using the scoundrel as a paddle.

[Roadrunner7671]

I put up a fight. I shall not be a paddle!

[schadd]

I make another attempt, using the scoundrel as a paddle.

[5] you jog over to roadrunner and attempt to pick him up by the legs. you realize that this is not only difficult to do but also not a task suited for someone of your set of skills.

I put up a fight. I shall not be a paddle!

[7] you give him a good palm in the forehead as he is attempting to grab you. he falls on his butt.

[Roadrunner7671]

Who is the strongest out of the three of us? And how strong is the strongest?

[schadd]

Who is the strongest out of the three of us? And how strong is the strongest?

probably you.
kinda strong. you have been occasionally been skipping the gym because of the drugs thing

[Roadrunner7671]

Could we jump over the stream?

[schadd]

Could we jump over the stream?

you can try. it's like 10m wide

[A Drowned Kernel]

You should try using your battleaxe as a paddle.

[Roadrunner7671]

You should try using your battleaxe as a paddle.

The skeleman has a battleax, not me

[A Drowned Kernel]

You should try using your battleaxe as a paddle.

The skeleman has a battleax, not me

You should try using the skeleman's battleax as a paddle.

But ok, what if we tried and used Lalight's summon boulder spell to block the flow of the stream?

[Roadrunner7671]

You're a genius dude

[A Drowned Kernel]

There's no way it can possibly go wrong!

[Roadrunner7671]

I cast boulder!

[schadd]

There's no way it can possibly go wrong!

(it's always sunny theme)

[schadd]

I cast boulder!

[69] you don't cast boulder.

i forgot to switch it from 1-100 to 1-20