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[Seprix]

You can only talk
In the line of the Haiku.
Those are all the rules.

[Accatitippi]

Snow covers the ground
gone are the last autumn leaves:
the season of Scout.

[Seprix]

Scout is pretty lame.
His bad leg is way too long.
It prevents walking.

[Accatitippi]

The meaning of lame
is clearly exemplified
by Harem Girl's thigh.

[Seprix]

Attractive, she ain't.
She's clearly more frog than man.
Abomination!

[Kirian]

Haiku is kind of
Neat, but I'm bad at poetry
And can't count.

[Witherweaver]

A mafia game
Should be played in this style, for
That would be so cool

[Seprix]

Live in a country
That allows for creations
of Haiku style?

[Awaclus]

Live in a country
That allows for creations
of Haiku style?

Excuse me, Seprix,
the last line of your poem
has four syllables.

[Witherweaver]

Live in a country
That allows for creations
of Haiku style?

Excuse me, Seprix,
the last line of your poem
has four syllables.

Pardon, Awaclus,
The middle line of your poem
Has six syllables

Unless, it may be
One uses two syllables
To pronounce 'po-em'?

[Seprix]

Live in a country
That allows for creations
of Haiku style?

Excuse me, Seprix,
the last line of your poem
has four syllables.

Style is said with
two syllables when spoken,
thus I say it's two.

[Awaclus]

Poem is /ˈpoʊ̯əm/:
there are two syllables there.
/staɪl/ only has one.

[liopoil]

Seprix is stylish
So when he talks about style
He makes it have two

[Witherweaver]

Poem or just poem
It really depends on where
You first learned English

[Accatitippi]

Poem or just poem
It really depends on where
You first learned English

Poem? I learned English
while I was in Italy
I've no idea.

[Accatitippi]

Chancellor - 3 coins
+2 coins, you may put your
deck in your discard.

Not a perfect fit,
but close enough, I daresay.
Chancellor rocks.                                                                     Ehm.

[Haddock]

Thanks to these Haikus
F.DS is much improved.
Let the memes begin.

[Witherweaver]

This may not have all
The right number of syllables
But they can't all be the best haiku ever

[Seprix]

That's not a haiku.
If the syllables are wrong,
it is not legit.

[J Reggie]

Why is this thread here
Where we can't upvote good posts?
That doesn't seem right.

[Witherweaver]

That's not a haiku.
If the syllables are wrong,
it is not legit.

This is no haiku
It is only a tribute
Oh, I guess it is

[Seprix]

Why is this thread here
Where we can't upvote good posts?
That doesn't seem right.

You may make a thread
elsewhere, so that upvotes may
be given for these.

[liopoil]

Okay, now we are
just writing seventeen count
posts without word breaks

[Awaclus]

Why is this thread here
Where we can't upvote good posts?
That doesn't seem right.

You may make a thread
elsewhere, so that upvotes may
be given for these.

You could also check
out someone's other posts and
upvote those instead.

[Accatitippi]

Okay, now we are
just writing seventeen count
posts without word breaks

What a tragedy,
poetry has been murdered by
enjambment abuse.