Topic: Haiku Hell (Read 4741 times)

Seprix · « **on:** June 14, 2016, 12:17:21 pm »

You can only talk
In the line of the Haiku.
Those are all the rules.

Accatitippi · « **Reply #1 on:** June 14, 2016, 12:26:29 pm »

Snow covers the ground
gone are the last autumn leaves:
the season of Scout.

Seprix · « **Reply #2 on:** June 14, 2016, 12:52:52 pm »

Scout is pretty lame.
His bad leg is way too long.
It prevents walking.

Accatitippi · « **Reply #3 on:** June 14, 2016, 01:03:12 pm »

The meaning of lame
is clearly exemplified
by Harem Girl's thigh.

Seprix · « **Reply #4 on:** June 14, 2016, 01:24:19 pm »

Attractive, she ain't.
She's clearly more frog than man.
Abomination!

Kirian · « **Reply #5 on:** June 14, 2016, 02:02:57 pm »

Haiku is kind of
Neat, but I'm bad at poetry
And can't count.

Witherweaver · « **Reply #6 on:** June 14, 2016, 03:17:48 pm »

A mafia game
Should be played in this style, for
That would be so cool

Seprix · « **Reply #7 on:** June 14, 2016, 03:25:19 pm »

Live in a country
That allows for creations
of Haiku style?

Awaclus · « **Reply #8 on:** June 14, 2016, 03:35:05 pm »

Quote from: Seprix on June 14, 2016, 03:25:19 pm

Live in a country
That allows for creations
of Haiku style?

Excuse me, Seprix,
the last line of your poem
has four syllables.

Witherweaver · « **Reply #9 on:** June 14, 2016, 03:37:08 pm »

Quote from: Awaclus on June 14, 2016, 03:35:05 pm

Quote from: Seprix on June 14, 2016, 03:25:19 pm
Live in a country
That allows for creations
of Haiku style?

Excuse me, Seprix,
the last line of your poem
has four syllables.

Pardon, Awaclus,
The middle line of your poem
Has six syllables

Unless, it may be
One uses two syllables
To pronounce 'po-em'?

Seprix · « **Reply #10 on:** June 14, 2016, 03:37:49 pm »

Quote from: Awaclus on June 14, 2016, 03:35:05 pm

Quote from: Seprix on June 14, 2016, 03:25:19 pm
Live in a country
That allows for creations
of Haiku style?

Excuse me, Seprix,
the last line of your poem
has four syllables.

Style is said with
two syllables when spoken,
thus I say it's two.

Awaclus · « **Reply #11 on:** June 14, 2016, 04:05:01 pm »

Poem is /ˈpoʊ̯əm/:
there are two syllables there.
/staɪl/ only has one.

liopoil · « **Reply #12 on:** June 14, 2016, 05:10:40 pm »

Seprix is stylish
So when he talks about style
He makes it have two

Witherweaver · « **Reply #13 on:** June 14, 2016, 05:22:02 pm »

Poem or just poem
It really depends on where
You first learned English

Accatitippi · « **Reply #14 on:** June 14, 2016, 05:28:06 pm »

Quote from: Witherweaver on June 14, 2016, 05:22:02 pm

Poem or just poem
It really depends on where
You first learned English

Poem? I learned English
while I was in Italy
I've no idea.

Accatitippi · « **Reply #15 on:** June 14, 2016, 05:41:32 pm »

Chancellor - 3 coins
+2 coins, you may put your
deck in your discard.

Not a perfect fit,
but close enough, I daresay.
Chancellor rocks. Ehm.

Haddock · « **Reply #16 on:** June 15, 2016, 05:20:02 am »

Thanks to these Haikus
F.DS is much improved.
Let the memes begin.

Witherweaver · « **Reply #17 on:** June 15, 2016, 10:33:24 am »

This may not have all
The right number of syllables
But they can't all be the best haiku ever

Seprix · « **Reply #18 on:** June 15, 2016, 03:41:44 pm »

That's not a haiku.
If the syllables are wrong,
it is not legit.

J Reggie · « **Reply #19 on:** June 20, 2016, 04:21:44 pm »

Why is this thread here
Where we can't upvote good posts?
That doesn't seem right.

Witherweaver · « **Reply #20 on:** June 20, 2016, 04:33:04 pm »

Quote from: Seprix on June 15, 2016, 03:41:44 pm

That's not a haiku.
If the syllables are wrong,
it is not legit.

This is no haiku
It is only a tribute
Oh, I guess it is

Seprix · « **Reply #21 on:** June 20, 2016, 04:37:42 pm »

Quote from: J Reggie on June 20, 2016, 04:21:44 pm

Why is this thread here
Where we can't upvote good posts?
That doesn't seem right.

You may make a thread
elsewhere, so that upvotes may
be given for these.

liopoil · « **Reply #22 on:** June 20, 2016, 05:07:34 pm »

Okay, now we are
just writing seventeen count
posts without word breaks

Awaclus · « **Reply #23 on:** June 20, 2016, 05:16:01 pm »

Quote from: Seprix on June 20, 2016, 04:37:42 pm

Quote from: J Reggie on June 20, 2016, 04:21:44 pm
Why is this thread here
Where we can't upvote good posts?
That doesn't seem right.

You may make a thread
elsewhere, so that upvotes may
be given for these.

You could also check
out someone's other posts and
upvote those instead.

Accatitippi · « **Reply #24 on:** June 20, 2016, 07:27:14 pm »

Quote from: liopoil on June 20, 2016, 05:07:34 pm

Okay, now we are
just writing seventeen count
posts without word breaks

What a tragedy,
poetry has been murdered by
enjambment abuse.

Jack Rudd · « **Reply #25 on:** June 20, 2016, 08:26:31 pm »

Explorer is fine
Every 5-cost cannot be
The best at its price

Witherweaver · « **Reply #26 on:** June 21, 2016, 09:27:50 am »

Quote from: Jack Rudd on June 20, 2016, 08:26:31 pm

Explorer is fine
Every 5-cost cannot be
The best at its price

+1 this deserves
But I cannot do it here
Another post then

Haddock · « **Reply #27 on:** June 21, 2016, 09:30:47 am »

Quoting is allowed?
The "quote from" text, it appears,
is not a haiku.

McGarnacle · « **Reply #28 on:** June 21, 2016, 10:09:57 am »

The harvest has come,
A hunting party is fun,
I am a young witch.

Haddock · « **Reply #29 on:** June 21, 2016, 10:13:02 am »

Hi McGarnacle,
I love cornucopia,
But you're a jester.

McGarnacle · « **Reply #30 on:** June 21, 2016, 10:15:43 am »

Jester is so fun,
It is my favorite card,
What a complement!

McGarnacle · « **Reply #31 on:** June 21, 2016, 10:16:24 am »

The brave knights are out
The feodum to protect,
And I am its count.

Seprix · « **Reply #32 on:** June 21, 2016, 10:17:24 am »

Quote from: Haddock on June 21, 2016, 10:13:02 am

Hi McGarnacle,
I love cornucopia,
But you're a jester.

Objections, have you
to the legitimacy
of the Jester trade?

Awaclus · « **Reply #33 on:** June 21, 2016, 10:19:19 am »

Quote from: Haddock on June 21, 2016, 10:13:02 am

Hi McGarnacle,
I love cornucopia,
But you're a jester.

He is no Jester.
Look at his user title:
he's an apprentice.

Seprix · « **Reply #34 on:** June 21, 2016, 10:22:18 am »

He's an apprentice
to the Jester job it seems.
It is not a joke.

Tables · « **Reply #35 on:** July 23, 2016, 06:43:07 am »

A Haiku dedicated to Joseph2302

+2 I can't give
+1 I choose not to give
+0 you shall get

Seprix · « **Reply #36 on:** July 24, 2016, 11:57:16 am »

Quote from: Tables on July 23, 2016, 06:43:07 am

A Haiku dedicated to Joseph2302

+2 I can't give
+1 I choose not to give
+0 you shall get

A quote from Willy
Wonka now: "You get nothing!
You lose! Good day, sir!"

teamlyle · « **Reply #37 on:** August 02, 2016, 09:36:00 pm »

Quote from: Seprix on July 24, 2016, 11:57:16 am

A quote from Willy
Wonka now: "You get nothing!
You lose! Good day, sir!"

+2

This haiku is lame
And it sounds just terrible
But it bumps the thread.

Kuildeous · « **Reply #38 on:** August 15, 2016, 11:38:10 am »

Forgot this exists.
Fancy a cunning linguist.
Get out of gutter!

Seprix · « **Reply #39 on:** August 15, 2016, 01:40:26 pm »

Not bad lines at all.
Yes, much meaning can be gleaned.
You are a poet.

pingpongsam · « **Reply #40 on:** August 15, 2016, 02:24:11 pm »

A new avatar
after much criticism
improvement has come

teamlyle · « **Reply #41 on:** August 23, 2016, 08:35:50 pm »

But your avatar
Cannot relate to ping pong.
Why did you choose that?

pingpongsam · « **Reply #42 on:** August 23, 2016, 10:47:30 pm »

Making your first post
with haiku is so meta
Are you truly new?

pingpongsam · « **Reply #43 on:** August 23, 2016, 10:51:01 pm »

A better question
would be about my handle
the non sequitur

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