Alright,
First of all I want to apologize to scum, because you guys are going to lose this game hard. Let me explain.
Well, first of all, Hellz Yeah, I am town this game, being scum sucks and I am so glad I am not them. Finding out the liars is 1000% more satisfying than lying with every breath. Although, let's be honest, both of them are really fun.
Secondly, my faction is going to win this game. Why? Because I damn well deserve it. I've done three of these games, and in my three games I have been a significant part of the losing faction twice, and an incredibly insignificant part of the winning faction once. I deserve to win a game for once. I am so, so NOT going down in F.DS mafia history as that guy who gets the "losing side MVP nod" in every game he plays. No way. So I am going to win.
When you put point one and point two together, what do you get? I'm town, and my faction wins. ERGO, scum loses. Sorry scum, but someone has to lose and I'm not you.