Storytime:
My first foray into the online world was when I was 15 years old. A friend of mine showed me his modem and logged onto a BBS. So naturally I used it to create my first handle: Black Dragon. I then went to reading a room that was basically a dumping ground for people bitching at each other, including one woman who appropriately went by the name Bitch Cowgirl. So being this super-suave (spoiler alert: not) 15-year-old boy, I contributed fuck-all to the conversation by trying to woo this woman. My cheesy-ass winning line was, “They don’t call me the Black Draggggggin for nothing.”
Later when I talked with one of the netizens, he said that he thought that was the funniest thing he read at the time and commended me on my brilliant trolling. I was too ashamed to tell him that I was sadly serious about it.
So there you go; first time online, and I went and sexually harassed someone. Kids are dumb.
I took Kuildeous later on in high school. Not that I ran into many Black Dragons online, but Kuildeous was far less likely to collide on another BBS.