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[schadd]

!!!

[Tables]

Tables
$4, Action, Attack

Each other player reveals the top 2 cards of his deck, trashes a revealed cards into your hand. If it's a Treasure, put it into your hand.

Well, the wording is odd, but this seems like it could be decent against opponents who trash their junk. Reveal two cards from your deck and trash one into my hand. But... yeah this is going to be fairly weak in general I think.

[SCSN]

SheCantSayNo
$5, Action, Attack

+1 Card
+1 Action

Each other player gains a Silver.

[Tables]

Mangaren
$6, Action

+1 Buy
+$1
---
While this is in play, when you gain a card, you may reveal this from your hand. If you do, gain a Gold.

Be Shrodinger's Cat. If you are, gain a Gold.

Manherding Minstr
$8, Action

+2 Cards
+1 Action
If thise ae discard pile and put it on your deck.

I don't care about the effect, but "Manherding Minister" would be an awesome name for, uh something

Manplen
$4, Action

Trash any number of cards from your hand. If you do, gain a Silver.

I glanced over this at first, but basically this is like Chapel that puts just enough treasure back into your deck so it's probably powerful, but also might be balanced enough to see play. Thoughts?

Mantarer
$8, Action

+1 Card
+1 Action
Put this on your Tavern mat.
---
At the start of your turn, you may call this, to trash a card from your hand. Gain a copy of it.

It's a cantrip that can trash any card you want and also gain any card you already have, so yeah I think $8 is the right price. Definitely no glaring issues with it.

Marchant Grealns
$5, Action

+1 Card, +1 Action, Name a card, then reveal the top card of your deck. If it's a Victory card, trash this.

Surprisingly this all makes sense grammatically, but makes for a fantastic non-sequitur of effects. Also I imagine "Marchant" to be a stylised spelling of "Merchant" and then whatever follows is their name, which makes all of these cards a bit more fun to read.

Mardil
$4, Action, Victory

2 VP from your Each tit nemt your turn, trash this and gain a Silver.

I don't quite know what this does, but I'm pretty sure women have an advantage when playing it.

Margat Trapea
$5, Action

+1 Action, +1 Buy
Each other player discards down to 3 cards in hand.
---
While this is in play, when you buy a card, gain a card costing up to $4 for dick a card from it on top of your deck.

While THIS ONE favors men. Gee, come on guys, we don't need this sexism in our games.

Edit:

Market
$5, Action

+1 Card, +1 Action, +1 Buy, +$1.
---
When you discard this from play, you may exchange it for a Sulver.

Huh, I never knew you could do that with Market. I turns out quite a lot of cards can be exchanged for Sulver, so rspeer could you tell me what that does?

[Limetime]

Copterfiran
$5, Treasure

Worth $1.
---
While this is in play, when you buy a card, gain a card costing up to $4. Each other player plays an Action card from the trash costing from $3 to $6, gain one of them. Discard any number of cards. +$1 per card discarded. - When another player plays an Attack card, you may play this from your hand. If you do, gain a Gold.

Fixed:

Copterfiran
$5, Treasure

Worth $1. Each other player plays an Action card from the trash costing from $3 to $6, gain one of them. Discard any number of cards. +$1 per card discarded.
---
While this is in play, when you buy a card, gain a card costing up to $4.   - When another player plays an Attack card, you may play this from your hand. If you do, gain a Gold.

The king of gaining golds and self attacking.

[AJD]

Yound Village
$4, Action

+1 Card, +2 Actions
Reveal the top 3 cards of your deck. Discard them or put them back on top of your deck in any order.

Well-formed, grammatical, appropriately named (well, sort of), and even worth playtesting at its cost. This one's a keeper. (If I had to guess, I'd guess it's a bit strong and should probably only navigate 2 cards rather than 3, but I'm not sure.)

[AJD]

Working Merchant
$5, Action

+1 Card
+1 Action

You may discard a card, Gain a copy of it.

Presumably overpowered once you have provinces in your deck. But this gets bonus points for having a 100% legit title.

(Hmm... if it doesn't work on victory cards, though, it's got potential as a $4 or $3. Makes you skip a play of your good card this shuffle in order to have an extra copy next shuffle. But then it's still crazy if you can draw your deck.)

[AJD]

Wertida
$4, Action

+1 Action, Choose one: +$2; or discard your hand.

No go, I'm afraid: we can't have a card that's strictly better than Sliver for less than $5.

[sudgy]

Yound Village
$4, Action

+1 Card, +2 Actions
Reveal the top 3 cards of your deck. Discard them or put them back on top of your deck in any order.

Well-formed, grammatical, appropriately named (well, sort of), and even worth playtesting at its cost. This one's a keeper. (If I had to guess, I'd guess it's a bit strong and should probably only navigate 2 cards rather than 3, but I'm not sure.)

Yeah, but you should maybe make it help with engines, make it discard non-actions or something...

[AJD]

Yound Village
$4, Action

+1 Card, +2 Actions
Reveal the top 3 cards of your deck. Discard them or put them back on top of your deck in any order.

Well-formed, grammatical, appropriately named (well, sort of), and even worth playtesting at its cost. This one's a keeper. (If I had to guess, I'd guess it's a bit strong and should probably only navigate 2 cards rather than 3, but I'm not sure.)

Yeah, but you should maybe make it help with engines, make it discard non-actions or something...

Fair point.

Well, you could get one of these:

Vocturs
$8, Action

Reveal the top 3 cards of your deck. Put the Actions back on top in any order.
(This is not in the Supply.)

(...I guess with this I'm visualizing some "+1 Action. Gain a Vocturs from the Vocturs pile. Trash a card from your hand. You may gain a card with the same cost as the trashed card.)

[Kirian]

Vocturs
$8, Action

Reveal the top 3 cards of your deck. Put the Actions back on top in any order.
(This is not in the Supply.)

(...I guess with this I'm visualizing some "+1 Action. Gain a Vocturs from the Vocturs pile. Trash a card from your hand. You may gain a card with the same cost as the trashed card.)

I guess, to the Vocturs, go the Spuils?

[rspeer]

werothegreat
$5, Action

+1 Card
+1 Action
Reveal the top card of your deck. If it's a Victory card, trash this.

Otter
$5, Action

Trash a card from your hand. Gain a copy of it.

Coincidentally enough, "singletee" is the same card as Otter, except it costs $4.

Kirian
$6, Action

Trash a Silver per card the player to your right put your deck into your discard pile. You may trash a card from your discard pile or hand that is not a Treasure. Put the other cards on top of your deck in any order.

Jack Rudd
$8, Action

Reveal cards from your deck until you reveal 2 Estate card per Coin token your have them your turn, buy that card this turn.

mith
$4, Action

+1 Action, +1 Buy | (The thane the cards into your hand. Discard the other cards.

Scott Pilgrim
$6, Event

Reveal cards from the top of your deck until you reveal 2 Treasure cards. Discard the other cards.

luser
$4, Action

+1 Buy, +$1.

schadd
$6, Treasure

Worth $1.
---
While this is in play, when you buy a card, gain a card costing up to $4.

SheCantSayNo
$5, Action, Attack

+1 Card, +1 Action
Each other player gains a Curse.

(It almost gets your more appropriate version!)

Sulver
$2, Action

+1 Action, +1 Buy
Each other player reveals the top 2 cards of his deck, trashes one of them that isn't a Curse, Treasures (for et: +$1.
---
While this is in play, when another player plays an Attack card, you may reveal this from your hand. If you do, +1 Card token to an Action Supply pile (when you play a card from that pile, you first get +2 Cards).

welp that was confusing

[sudgy]

...you didn't do me

[LastFootnote]

schadd
$6, Treasure

Worth $1.
---
While this is in play, when you buy a card, gain a card costing up to $4.

This seems like it has potential! Sort of an alt-Talisman.

[rspeer]

Sorry I forgot you, sudgy!

sudgy
$5, Treasure

Worth $2.
---
While this is in play, when you buy a card costing $3 or more. Discard the rest.

[AJD]

schadd
$6, Treasure

Worth $1.
---
While this is in play, when you buy a card, gain a card costing up to $4.

This seems like it has potential! Sort of an alt-Talisman.

It does! I'd probably test it first at $5 rather than $6, I think.

[singletee]

Otter
$5, Action

Trash a card from your hand. Gain a copy of it.

Coincidentally enough, "singletee" is the same card as Otter, except it costs $4.

Drat, my secret identity has been revealed!

[rspeer]

I don't care about the effect, but "Manherding Minister" would be an awesome name for, uh something

Or someone.

[werothegreat]

werothegreat
$5, Action

+1 Card
+1 Action
Reveal the top card of your deck. If it's a Victory card, trash this.

Wow.  This is completely coherent, but terrible.

[Kirian]

Hooray, I'm incomprehensible!

[luser]

Could you generate text for all dominion cards. it obviously fixed scout so I am interested how it will fix other cards.

[AJD]

Triaslec
$7, Action

+1 Card, +1 Action
You may discard a card; If you do, +2 Cards.

Another solid entry! In an area of vanilla-like card space that's really only been explored by Stables. I'd test it first at $6 rather than $7.

[AJD]

Transmochis
$2, Treasure

Worth $1
---
When you trash this, gain 2 Silver.



Transmogrof
$4, Action

+$1
+$1
When you discard this from play, you may put this on top of your deck.

A pair of weak, situational cards that both seem to have some potential. Obviously Transmogrof should cost $2 as well.

[Tables]

Another collection of interesting, powerful, silly or whatever else cards I picked out.

Polirope
$5, Event

Gain a Gold. If you do, gain a Gold.

Man, events are OP.

Pontone
$4, Action

Reveal the top 3 cards of your deck. The player to your left chooses one for you to baste.
---
When you buy this, you may overpay for it. If you do, gain a Silver per Treasure cards in his hand and gain a card costing exactly $1 more than the trashed card.

baste - verb
pour fat or juices over (meat) during cooking in order to keep it moist.

I think I'll pass.

Ponvelseith
$3, Action

Discard 2 cards. If you do, +1 Card per card in your hand. Discard the other revealed cards.

Pretty funky, although this could actually be interesting, without the nonsense final clause at least. Typically it's just discard 2 cards, +2 cards which is terrible, but with some extra drawing first this could be a powerful engine piece.

Popmer
$3, Event

Move your +$1 token to an Action Supply pile (when you play a card from that pile, you first get +2 Buy).

This is one of the dumbest ideas for a token name I've ever seen.

Potgoser
$5, Action

You may trash a Copper from your hand. If you do, +2 Cards, +$2, and each other player gains a copy of it.

Probably too powerful, but pretty interesting effect. Should be an attack as well really.

Potiuns
$7, Action

Discard any number of Coppers, gain a copy of each.

Something tells me this isn't worth $7.

Pound Village
$4, Action

+1 Card
+1 Action
+$1
Discard a card.

This is literally just Oasis but costing $4, right?

Prack
$6, Action

Trash a Card card. If you do, gain a Silver per $3 you overpaid.

Not just a card, but a Card card.

Prangessiov
$5, Action

+1 Card, +1 Action, +1 Buy
---
When another player plays an Attack card, you may discard this. If you do, +1 Card per card in your hand. Each other player gains a Curse card.

This is like one of those terrible anti-attack fan cards you often see.

Prants
$4, Action

Toras this turn. If you do, gain a Gold.

Yesterday we had sexism. Now we have a card which favors Jewish players (or at least those who keep a Torah handy). But then... gaining a gold? Come on, that's a low blow.

Prast Gained
$5, Action, Reserve

+1 Action
Each player (including you) looks at the top card of his deck, trashes one of them that isn't a Victory card, putting it on top of your deck.

So... basically nothing happens? Or does the lose track rule come into effect?

Precalt
$2, Action

+1 Buy
+$1
Play up to 3 Treasures from your hand. If you do, +3 Cards and +1 Action.

Market and double lab with bonus Tactician/draw up to X synergy. For $2. Nice and balanced.

Prentunt Han
$4, Action

+1 Action, +1 Buy
(The thane, you may play a card from your hand. Gain a card costing up to $4.

And now we specifically call out a noble to let them do extra things. When will this discriminatory madness end?

Presting Village
$4, Action

+1 Buy
+$1 per other Action card in your hand.

This... is actually a pretty interesting effect. Probably terribroken, as Wandering Winder used to say, but you know.

Prosing Minseman
$3, Action

+2 Actions
Reveal the top 3 cards of your deck. The player to your left gains a Curse.

Well that was unexpected.

Protinc
$5, Action, Attack

+1 Card, +2 Actions
Look at the top 5 cards of your deck. Put the revealed Victory cards into your hand. Put the other cards on top of your deck in any order.

Scouting Village

[schadd]

Ratbunt
$5, Action, Attack

+1 Card, +2 Actions
Discard 3 cards.
---
When you buy this, gain another Port.

another one? that's like 7 now

Ratmange
$5, Action

Trash a card from your hand. Gain a Silver per card you pua dicn you played a Treasure Maps tore turn of the Copper card. Put an Action card you have in play.

i didn't know mange causes one to have a stroke.

Rats
$4, Action

+1 Card, +1 Action
+$1
Discard any number of cards. +$1 per card discarded.
When you buy this or play it, ifsine them. If you do, +1 Card per Copper on your Tavern mat.

i know of a quite a few different sines but apparently there's ifsine which is a verb all the sudden

Rats Gold
$3*, Action

+1 Action.
Discard 2 cards. he discards his hand and discards a card that you choose.
You may discard a Action.
You may discard a card.

the last bit allows you to punish yourself for making him discard his hand and gain a curse. what did he ever do to you?

Reacang
$4, Action, Attack

+1 Card, +1 Action
Each other player gains a Silver.

i felt that it was more balanced at $4 and with the name reacang anyway

Reage
$4, Action

+1 Action
Each other player discards down to 3 cards in hand.
(Choose one: +$1; or trash a card from your hand.

with an attack qualifier and an end paren this one is compelling

Rebale
$3, Action

+$2
You may put your deck into your discard pile.
(This is not in the Supply.)

so, chancellor.

Sad
$3, Action

+3 Buys
Discard any number of cards. +1 Card per card discarded.

Sand Village
$4, Action

+1 Card, +1 Action, Look at the top 4 cards of your deck. The player to your left chooses one for you to discard. Look at a card costing up to $5.

the people in the sand village are happy for the privilege to even look at a $5 card