Witherweaver
$3, Action
Trash a card from your hand. Gain a Gold.
We can't all be the greatest auto-generated card ever.
ehunt
$5, Action
Trash a card from your hand. Gain a card costing up to $1 more than it.
Congratulations, you're a disappointing Upgrade.
Buggy
$5, Action
+1 Buy
+$1
When you gain a card, you may reveal this from your hand. If you do, +1 Card per card in your hand. Put it into your hand and discard the rest.
Burning Skull
$4, Action
+1 Card, +1 Action
Reveal the top card of your deck. If it's a Victory card, trash this, gain an Action card costing exactly $1 more than it.
I'm going to say it: you're strictly worse than Wandering Winder.
popsofctown
$5, Action
Trash a card from your hand. Gain a Silver per card you choose, and discards the rest.
singletee
$4, Action
Trash a card from your hand. Gain a copy of it.
Sorry...
AJD
$9, Action
Potian its a card from your hand on top of your deck.