Never-Ending Curse
$0
-2VP
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When you discard or trash this, return it to the Never-Ending Curse pile
With the discard clause this is basically "opponent draws a worse hand in the next shuffle.". I think this could be done better with an attack that says "Each other player puts their -1 Card token on top of their deck."
And now that I've written that out, I really hope that's an attack that exists in the set.
That's pretty much the same thing as the Minion attack.
Not quite. It doesn't force a discard or ruin the player's current turn. It does, however,
stack with Minion; playing Minion after that attack causes the opponent to draw only three cards.
Anyway, this attack falls under the realm of fan card unless it turns out to be real, in which case I suppose I can try to gloat about a random prediction that happened to be correct. But then I'd rather gloat about a card named Amulet. But gloating isn't usually my style anyway; I'll fish for cheap +1s with bad puns!