Yeah, I like Peasant too much to not use it right now.
My Peasant beats your Peasant.
Your Peasant is a shifter, a liar, a coward, and a thief. He is so scared of my Peasant that when he tried to fight him, he became a fugitive in fear, and hid away into the mountains to become a Teacher, and there he remained for the remainder of his pitiful days.