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My Hill!
« on: February 14, 2015, 06:32:20 pm »

builds a house on a hill

My Hill.

Nobody better take the hill from anyone who currently owns the hill in various clever ways, or they will be very upset. And nobody better claim the hill is theirs after booting said owner of hill from their former hill. That's just rude.
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Re: My Hill!
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2015, 06:36:23 pm »

Builds watchtower on the top of the hill, climbs up to the top of the watchtower, topdecking seprix's house.

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Re: My Hill!
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2015, 06:42:14 pm »

Builds watchtower on the top of the hill, climbs up to the top of the watchtower, topdecking seprix's house.

My Hill.

Reveals Spy, and plays it, discarding Liopoils's house

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Re: My Hill!
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2015, 06:56:09 pm »

Builds watchtower on the top of the hill, climbs up to the top of the watchtower, topdecking seprix's house.

My Hill.

Reveals Spy, and plays it, discarding Liopoils's house

My Hill.
I'm confused, I don't have a house.
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Re: My Hill!
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2015, 07:01:23 pm »

Builds watchtower on the top of the hill, climbs up to the top of the watchtower, topdecking seprix's house.

My Hill.

Reveals Spy, and plays it, discarding Liopoils's house

My Hill.
I'm confused, I don't have a house.

Your tower is a tiny house compared to my planned mansion.
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Re: My Hill!
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2015, 05:38:39 pm »

Reveals Ironworks and plays it, gaining a house and drawing a card.

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Re: My Hill!
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2015, 06:11:07 pm »

Reveals Ironworks and plays it, gaining a house and drawing a card.

My Hill.

Plays Mountebank, forcing you to curse your home and flood it with copper

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Re: My Hill!
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2015, 06:13:09 pm »

Plays Mountebank, forcing you to curse your home and flood it with copper

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Plays Forge, trashing all your lowly houses and gaining a King's Court.

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Re: My Hill!
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2015, 06:22:17 pm »

Becomes a Baker, builds a shop on the hill, and collects a coin every time each of you visit.

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TOWN Wins: M3, M5, M6, M11, M17, M28, M32, M105, M108, M114, M118, M120, M122, DM1, DoM1, OZ2, RM45, RM47, RM48, RM49, RM55
TOWN Losses: M4, M7, M8, M9, M13, M14, M18, M31, M110, M111, M113, M117, M125, RM3, RM4, RM54
SCUM Wins: M2, M19, M23, M100, DM3, RM1, RM2, RM48, RM50
SCUM Losses: M15 (SK), M102 (Tr), OZ1, RM55

Total Wins: 30
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Re: My Hill!
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2015, 07:47:17 pm »

Visits Galzria's shop, gives him a coin, then buys one of his baking masterpieces, overpaying by 5 for 5 silvers. With my 5 silvers, I buy the hill.

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Re: My Hill!
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2015, 09:29:16 am »

Visits Galzria's shop, gives him a coin, then buys one of his baking masterpieces, overpaying by 5 for 5 silvers. With my 5 silvers, I buy the hill.

My Hill.
Noting that the hill lies next to a Crossroads, I do three things: I have a Thief steal the deed to the hill;  I hire a Band of Misfits to dig a Moat surrounding the hill; and because the Scheme is working so well, I retain the services of the Thief, putting him at the top of

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Re: My Hill!
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2015, 10:02:35 am »

I change history, so that we're now in the Steampunk Empire, where I rule, so the now the Hill has been mine all along.

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Re: My Hill!
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2015, 11:44:45 am »

Plays Hot Air Balloon

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Re: My Hill!
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2015, 03:29:03 pm »

Owns the lease for the hill, build what you want on it.

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Re: My Hill!
« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2015, 06:26:42 pm »

Builds a Tunnel underneath the Hill, gaining Gold.

Remodel's my Tunnel into a Mine, turning my Gold to Platinum.

Buys Deed to the Hill.


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Mafia Record:
TOWN Wins: M3, M5, M6, M11, M17, M28, M32, M105, M108, M114, M118, M120, M122, DM1, DoM1, OZ2, RM45, RM47, RM48, RM49, RM55
TOWN Losses: M4, M7, M8, M9, M13, M14, M18, M31, M110, M111, M113, M117, M125, RM3, RM4, RM54
SCUM Wins: M2, M19, M23, M100, DM3, RM1, RM2, RM48, RM50
SCUM Losses: M15 (SK), M102 (Tr), OZ1, RM55

Total Wins: 30
Total Losses: 20

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Re: My Hill!
« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2015, 06:31:58 pm »

Reveal that the Mine you thought you were Remodeling into is actually a Mint; your Gold and your deed are trashed. My Rogue retrieves the deed from the trash. The hill is mint.

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Re: My Hill!
« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2015, 09:22:31 pm »

Counterfeit money is used to buy the mint from ADK.


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Re: My Hill!
« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2015, 05:16:23 am »

My Pirate Ship plunders the Counterfeit money, ship is sunk by the fabled Aqua-Marauder. My lowly pearl-diver collects the fake loot from the pirate ship remains scattered along the ocean floor. Diver sells the fake coins to a gullible hermit and thereby purchases sole possession of The Hill.

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Re: My Hill!
« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2015, 10:27:46 am »

Finds a Cache on an Island using two Treasure Maps, buying immense amounts of Coppers at a Market, which form a gigantic pile. Increases his Stash even more now that he gets a Loan at a Counting House and buys even more Copper, putting them on another gigantic pile using liopoil's Watchtower which he secredly entered through a Secret Chamber in his Cellar. Robs the Mounte-Bank and from there gets enough Gold to build a Bridge between the two piles, just above Flip5ide's hill. From there, drops a Bomb.

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Re: My Hill!
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2015, 02:12:37 pm »

Forces you to press Goko's Resign Button

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