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[Seprix]

Wait, there was an Episode 2?

Episode 1:  Blonde mute kid wins a bike race or something.  Jar Jar Binks happens.  Kill me.
Episode 3:  Emo kid listens to Linkin Park, sulks a lot.  Even worse love story than Twilight.  Murders a bunch of kids.  Pope Benedict conquers the galaxy.  All the Jedi die in one place.  Lava.  Darth Vader becomes a thing.

Oh right, his mom dies.  Maybe some other stuff.

Episode 1: Natalie Portman, fucking stupid kid, politics.
Episode 2: Natalie Portman, clones, politics.
Episode 3: No more Natalie Portman, younglings, politics.

[jsh357]

Insert meme image congratulating myself for deleting an essay length post about why Jedi is a better movie than Sith and people who believe otherwise are either being contrarian, in prequel denial still, or haven't watched either film recently.

MEMES

[Seprix]

Insert meme image congratulating myself for deleting an essay length post about why Jedi is a better movie than Sith and people who believe otherwise are either being contrarian, in prequel denial still, or haven't watched either film recently.

MEMES

You could have gotten my +1. I guess you don't want it.

[jsh357]

Insert meme image congratulating myself for deleting an essay length post about why Jedi is a better movie than Sith and people who believe otherwise are either being contrarian, in prequel denial still, or haven't watched either film recently.

MEMES

You could have gotten my +1. I guess you don't want it.

I'm on mobile.  Too lazy to go through the trouble.  You can upvote the art thread posts.

[Minotaur]

[Seprix]

Now put Jar Jar Bink's face on a Curse.

[Minotaur]

Now put Jar Jar Bink's face on a Curse.

Right after I posted this, I started thinking about Pearl Diver...

[Seprix]

Now put Jar Jar Bink's face on a Curse.

Right after I posted this, I started thinking about Pearl Diver...

Darth Maul is Stonemason. Everything gets cut in half.

[Minotaur]

Now put Jar Jar Bink's face on a Curse.

Right after I posted this, I started thinking about Pearl Diver...

Darth Maul is Stonemason. Everything gets cut in half.

Storm Trooper is basically Lookout...

[Seprix]

Now put Jar Jar Bink's face on a Curse.

Right after I posted this, I started thinking about Pearl Diver...

Darth Maul is Stonemason. Everything gets cut in half.

Storm Trooper is basically Lookout...

Because they're terrible shots?

Obi-Wan is Peasant. He becomes a soldier for the republic, then he runs away, training and eventually becoming a teacher.

[Teproc]

Insert meme image congratulating myself for deleting an essay length post about why Jedi is a better movie than Sith and people who believe otherwise are either being contrarian, in prequel denial still, or haven't watched either film recently.

MEMES

I can see saying both are bad (Revenge of the Sith is certainly flawed), but Jedi is just not good. I don't have prequel denial as I'm not someone who grew up with Star Wars at all and don't have that strong an attachment to the franchise.

[pacovf]

Return of the Jedi is the worst movie in the whole series, despite the Emperor, and despite Episode 1 having Jar Jar Binks.

There, I said it. And its my 2000th post, so I must be right.

[Seprix]

Return of the Jedi is the worst movie in the whole series, despite the Emperor, and despite Episode 1 having Jar Jar Binks.

There, I said it. And its my 2000th post, so I must be right.

BLASPHEMY

[Kirian]

Wait, there was an Episode 2?

Episode 1:  Blonde mute kid wins a bike race or something.  Jar Jar Binks happens.  Kill me.
Episode 3:  Emo kid listens to Linkin Park, sulks a lot.  Even worse love story than Twilight.  Murders a bunch of kids.  Pope Benedict conquers the galaxy.  All the Jedi die in one place.  Lava.  Darth Vader becomes a thing.

Oh right, his mom dies.  Maybe some other stuff.

Worse love story than Twilight?

Those are fighting words.

[Seprix]

Wait, there was an Episode 2?

Episode 1:  Blonde mute kid wins a bike race or something.  Jar Jar Binks happens.  Kill me.
Episode 3:  Emo kid listens to Linkin Park, sulks a lot.  Even worse love story than Twilight.  Murders a bunch of kids.  Pope Benedict conquers the galaxy.  All the Jedi die in one place.  Lava.  Darth Vader becomes a thing.

Oh right, his mom dies.  Maybe some other stuff.

Worse love story than Twilight?

Those are fighting words.

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft... and smooth....

[Kirian]

Wait, there was an Episode 2?

Episode 1:  Blonde mute kid wins a bike race or something.  Jar Jar Binks happens.  Kill me.
Episode 3:  Emo kid listens to Linkin Park, sulks a lot.  Even worse love story than Twilight.  Murders a bunch of kids.  Pope Benedict conquers the galaxy.  All the Jedi die in one place.  Lava.  Darth Vader becomes a thing.

Oh right, his mom dies.  Maybe some other stuff.

Worse love story than Twilight?

Those are fighting words.

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft... and smooth....

I was only able to read about a page and a half of Twilight before I had the urge to throw it across the bookstore.  That snippet of dialogue, while cheesy, is better than anything on that page and a half.

[Teproc]

Return of the Jedi is the worst movie in the whole series, despite the Emperor, and despite Episode 1 having Jar Jar Binks.

There, I said it. And its my 2000th post, so I must be right.

I have no love for Return of the Jedi (obviouslyŕ, but come on now, The Phantom Menace is easily worse.

[sc0UT]

I'm on mobile.  Too lazy to go through the trouble.  You can upvote the art thread posts.

No need for additional space after punctuation when swyping.

[markusin]

Note that a whole animation series, Clone Wars, was based on the setup of the Episode II.

[Witherweaver]

Wait, there was an Episode 2?

Episode 1:  Blonde mute kid wins a bike race or something.  Jar Jar Binks happens.  Kill me.
Episode 3:  Emo kid listens to Linkin Park, sulks a lot.  Even worse love story than Twilight.  Murders a bunch of kids.  Pope Benedict conquers the galaxy.  All the Jedi die in one place.  Lava.  Darth Vader becomes a thing.

Oh right, his mom dies.  Maybe some other stuff.

Worse love story than Twilight?

Those are fighting words.

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft... and smooth....

I was only able to read about a page and a half of Twilight before I had the urge to throw it across the bookstore.  That snippet of dialogue, while cheesy, is better than anything on that page and a half.

Note also that it's intentional.

[jsh357]

I'm on mobile.  Too lazy to go through the trouble.  You can upvote the art thread posts.

No need for additional space after punctuation when swyping.

I  Know,  It's  A  Hard  Habit  To  break

[sc0UT]

I'm on mobile.  Too lazy to go through the trouble.  You can upvote the art thread posts.

No need for additional space after punctuation when swyping.

I Know,  It's A Hard Habit To Break

FTFY

What about your art rankings btw?  You're stuck at #110

[jsh357]

There was this expansion that ruined all my rankings.  I'd have to change all my reasoning to fix the flow too

[Minotaur]

Better love story than Revenge of the Sith.  It's official - there is a lower bar.

[Minotaur]