Topic: Homage to the Best Card (Read 2301259 times)

SirPeebles · « **Reply #3126 on:** March 07, 2014, 08:06:53 am »

Quote from: Nevermind on March 07, 2014, 07:34:50 am

Did you guys hear about the reaction card to reveal when playing Chuck Norris? Clint Eastwood !

I counter with an empty chair.

GwinnR · « **Reply #3127 on:** March 07, 2014, 08:21:15 am »

Awaclus · « **Reply #3128 on:** March 13, 2014, 02:26:02 am »

Homage to the Best Card:

terminalCopper · « **Reply #3129 on:** March 13, 2014, 04:00:31 am »

Quote from: Awaclus on March 06, 2014, 06:42:25 pm

Chuck Norris played a game of Dominion against Stef. These days, this event is known as the Big Bang.

Let's assume that Chuck Norris is already playing on Goko. What will his nickname probably be?

Axxle · « **Reply #3130 on:** March 13, 2014, 04:05:39 am »

Quote from: terminalCopper on March 13, 2014, 04:00:31 am

Quote from: Awaclus on March 06, 2014, 06:42:25 pm
Chuck Norris played a game of Dominion against Stef. These days, this event is known as the Big Bang.

Let's assume that Chuck Norris is already playing on Goko. What will his nickname probably be?

Chuck "Fucking" Norris

Nevermind · « **Reply #3131 on:** March 13, 2014, 07:29:18 am »

Quote from: Awaclus on March 13, 2014, 02:26:02 am

Homage to the Best Card:

Hmmm.
I'm getting a sense of deja vù here.

terminalCopper · « **Reply #3132 on:** March 13, 2014, 07:32:37 am »

Quote from: Axxle on March 13, 2014, 04:05:39 am

Quote from: terminalCopper on March 13, 2014, 04:00:31 am
Quote from: Awaclus on March 06, 2014, 06:42:25 pm
Chuck Norris played a game of Dominion against Stef. These days, this event is known as the Big Bang.

Let's assume that Chuck Norris is already playing on Goko. What will his nickname probably be?
Chuck "Fucking" Norris

It looks like I am not able to make a good joke in english

Chuck "Fucking" Norris is not in the charts, but Chuck Norris would be on No.1, right ... ?

GwinnR · « **Reply #3133 on:** March 13, 2014, 11:33:23 am »

Quote from: terminalCopper on March 13, 2014, 07:32:37 am

Quote from: Axxle on March 13, 2014, 04:05:39 am
Quote from: terminalCopper on March 13, 2014, 04:00:31 am
Quote from: Awaclus on March 06, 2014, 06:42:25 pm
Chuck Norris played a game of Dominion against Stef. These days, this event is known as the Big Bang.

Let's assume that Chuck Norris is already playing on Goko. What will his nickname probably be?
Chuck "Fucking" Norris
Chuck Norris wouldn't be the No.1, because even that is not enough to describe his strenght.

It looks like I am not able to make a good joke in english
Chuck "Fucking" Norris is not in the charts, but Chuck Norris would be on No.1, right ... ?

Asper · « **Reply #3134 on:** March 13, 2014, 12:14:41 pm »

When you play Witch against Chuck Norris, you gain a curse.

Chuck Norris doesn't buy cards. He demands them.

When Chuck Norris gains a Duchy, he may gain a Duke.

Chuck Norris understands how exactly Band of Misfits works.

GwinnR · « **Reply #3135 on:** March 13, 2014, 12:30:21 pm »

Quote from: Asper on March 13, 2014, 12:14:41 pm

When Chuck Norris gains a Duchy, he may gain a Duke.

I think, when he buys a Duchess, he may gain a Duchy!

Witherweaver · « **Reply #3136 on:** March 13, 2014, 12:38:09 pm »

You when Possess Chuck Norris, he makes the decisions.

When Chuck Norris uses an Ironworks to gain a Great Hall and reveals Trader to gain a Silver instead, he gets the Silver, +1 Card, +1 Action, and +$1.

... and a blue dog.

mail-mi · « **Reply #3137 on:** March 13, 2014, 12:40:35 pm »

When Chuck Norris Throne Rooms Watchtower, he draws up to 12.

Marcory · « **Reply #3138 on:** March 13, 2014, 12:43:28 pm »

When Chuck Norris plays Ironworks, he can gain a Nobles--and a Harem.

Witherweaver · « **Reply #3139 on:** March 13, 2014, 12:44:27 pm »

When you play a Tournament and reveal a Province, Chuck Norris gains the Followers.

soulnet · « **Reply #3140 on:** March 13, 2014, 01:06:03 pm »

When you would win a game of Dominion, Chuck Norris wins it instead.

Marcory · « **Reply #3141 on:** March 13, 2014, 01:29:09 pm »

When Chuck Norris wins a game of Dominion, he goes first in the next game.

When Chuck Norris plays 2P, you get the 9-12th provinces in your deck at start--and he still wins.

GwinnR · « **Reply #3142 on:** March 13, 2014, 01:30:22 pm »

Quote from: Marcory on March 13, 2014, 12:43:28 pm

When Chuck Norris plays Ironworks, he can gain a Nobles--and a Harem.

I can do that too, after playing two Highways :-P

GwinnR · « **Reply #3143 on:** March 13, 2014, 01:32:53 pm »

Chuck Norris can gain victory-cards with Haggler.

KingZog3 · « **Reply #3144 on:** March 13, 2014, 07:04:27 pm »

When you play Contraband, Chuck Norris names all the cards.

GiB · « **Reply #3145 on:** March 13, 2014, 08:11:57 pm »

Quote from: KingZog3 on March 13, 2014, 07:04:27 pm

When you play Contraband, Chuck Norris names all the cards.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to name any card on Contraband : you're going to buy the wrong card anyway.

Kirian · « **Reply #3146 on:** March 14, 2014, 02:03:56 pm »

Chuck Norris doesn't lose at Dominion. He's just a washed-up actor with an apparently undying meme attached to him.

qmech · « **Reply #3147 on:** March 14, 2014, 04:08:15 pm »

Asper · « **Reply #3148 on:** March 15, 2014, 11:24:43 am »

Quote from: soulnet on March 13, 2014, 01:06:03 pm

When you would win a game of Dominion, Chuck Norris wins it instead.

I don't know why i had to laugh so hard at something so simple.

ChocophileBenj · « **Reply #3149 on:** March 15, 2014, 11:57:06 am »

Chuck Norris designed a card with a reaction of type "When another player plays an attack card, you may reveal this. If you do, the attack affects that player instead", playtested it with human players, and it worked very well.

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