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[Darth Vader]

People need to seriously upvote this. It's a double pun, evoking 'obi one' and the fact that one-shots die after one use like Obi-Wan.

[Voltaire]

Bit of a bad form to quote your own post and ask for upvotes, isn't it?

[Darth Vader]

Bit of a bad form to quote your own post and ask for upvotes, isn't it?

I'm Darth Vader.

[werothegreat]

Bit of a bad form to quote your own post and ask for upvotes, isn't it?

I'm Darth Vader.

You misquoted Obi-Wan.  He said "...than you can possibly imagine."

[Minotaur]

Bit of a bad form to quote your own post and ask for upvotes, isn't it?

I'm Darth Vader.

You misquoted Obi-Wan.  He said "...than you can possibly imagine."

He was too busy striking him down to memorize every last word.

[Asper]

Bit of a bad form to quote your own post and ask for upvotes, isn't it?

I'm Darth Vader.

You misquoted Obi-Wan.  He said "...than you can possibly imagine."

He was too busy striking him down to memorize every last word.

+1 for "every last word".

[Minotaur]

Bit of a bad form to quote your own post and ask for upvotes, isn't it?

I'm Darth Vader.

You misquoted Obi-Wan.  He said "...than you can possibly imagine."

He was too busy striking him down to memorize every last word.

+1 for "every last word".

Oh wow.  You're right.  I was being more literal than I could possibly imagine...

[werothegreat]

Also, there's still the fact that you could only beat him when he was an old man and letting you win.

[Minotaur]

Also, there's still the fact that you could only beat him when he was an old man and letting you win.

He probably felt bad that he failed so hard as a foster dad...

[Darth Vader]

Also, there's still the fact that you could only beat him when he was an old man and letting you win.

That was my brilliant plan. I waited until Obi-Wan got old so I would be taller than him, in order to have the high ground. He had no chance.

[Darth Vader]

Also, there's still the fact that you could only beat him when he was an old man and letting you win.

He probably felt bad that he failed so hard as a foster dad...

Nah. I was a great dad to my son. My son was running off with all the rebellious kids, so I grounded him from using his hand.

[Minotaur]

Also, there's still the fact that you could only beat him when he was an old man and letting you win.

He probably felt bad that he failed so hard as a foster dad...

Nah. I was a great dad to my son. My son was running off with all the rebellious kids, so I grounded him from using his hand.

You were a biodad, but never a foster dad.  Basically the opposite of a foster dad.

[Darth Vader]

Also, there's still the fact that you could only beat him when he was an old man and letting you win.

He probably felt bad that he failed so hard as a foster dad...

Nah. I was a great dad to my son. My son was running off with all the rebellious kids, so I grounded him from using his hand.

You were a biodad, but never a foster dad.  Basically the opposite of a foster dad.

I can be both, dude. You obviously don't know the power of the Dark Side.

[eHalcyon]

Also, there's still the fact that you could only beat him when he was an old man and letting you win.

He probably felt bad that he failed so hard as a foster dad...

Nah. I was a great dad to my son. My son was running off with all the rebellious kids, so I grounded him from using his hand.

You were a biodad, but never a foster dad.  Basically the opposite of a foster dad.

I can be both, dude. You obviously don't know the power of the Dark Side.

Ah yes, the power of Force Parenting.

[Minotaur]

Also, there's still the fact that you could only beat him when he was an old man and letting you win.

He probably felt bad that he failed so hard as a foster dad...

Nah. I was a great dad to my son. My son was running off with all the rebellious kids, so I grounded him from using his hand.

You were a biodad, but never a foster dad.  Basically the opposite of a foster dad.

I can be both, dude. You obviously don't know the power of the Dark Side.

Regardless, my original comment was about Obi Wan dying on purpose because you turned evil when he failed at his job and then had to throw you into a volcano.

[Minotaur]

Darth Vader drawing a Bank, two Estates, and two Throne Rooms

[Marcory]

Also, there's still the fact that you could only beat him when he was an old man and letting you win.

He probably felt bad that he failed so hard as a foster dad...

Nah. I was a great dad to my son. My son was running off with all the rebellious kids, so I grounded him from using his hand.

You were a biodad, but never a foster dad.  Basically the opposite of a foster dad.

I can be both, dude. You obviously don't know the power of the Dark Side.

Regardless, my original comment was about Obi Wan dying on purpose because you turned evil when he failed at his job and then had to throw you into a volcano.

Does this forum really want to go on record as acknowledging Episodes 1-3? I thought everyone was better off pretending that they never happened.

[jsh357]

Also, there's still the fact that you could only beat him when he was an old man and letting you win.

He probably felt bad that he failed so hard as a foster dad...

Nah. I was a great dad to my son. My son was running off with all the rebellious kids, so I grounded him from using his hand.

You were a biodad, but never a foster dad.  Basically the opposite of a foster dad.

I can be both, dude. You obviously don't know the power of the Dark Side.

Regardless, my original comment was about Obi Wan dying on purpose because you turned evil when he failed at his job and then had to throw you into a volcano.

Does this forum really want to go on record as acknowledging Episodes 1-3? I thought everyone was better off pretending that they never happened.

But without the prequels, we wouldn't have Red Letter Media.  It seems like a fair trade to me.

[GendoIkari]

Also, there's still the fact that you could only beat him when he was an old man and letting you win.

He probably felt bad that he failed so hard as a foster dad...

Nah. I was a great dad to my son. My son was running off with all the rebellious kids, so I grounded him from using his hand.

You were a biodad, but never a foster dad.  Basically the opposite of a foster dad.

I can be both, dude. You obviously don't know the power of the Dark Side.

Regardless, my original comment was about Obi Wan dying on purpose because you turned evil when he failed at his job and then had to throw you into a volcano.

Does this forum really want to go on record as acknowledging Episodes 1-3? I thought everyone was better off pretending that they never happened.

I thought episode 2 was ok, and 3 was good. Not that they needed to happen at all; or that they were a good way of tying into the OT.

[Seprix]

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace was the most disappointing thing since my son. I mean, how much more could you possibly fuck up the entire backstory to Star Wars? And while my son eventually hanged himself in the bathroom of a gas station, the unfortunate reality of the Star Wars prequels is that they'll be around. Forever. -Mr. Plinkett

[Teproc]

Also, there's still the fact that you could only beat him when he was an old man and letting you win.

He probably felt bad that he failed so hard as a foster dad...

Nah. I was a great dad to my son. My son was running off with all the rebellious kids, so I grounded him from using his hand.

You were a biodad, but never a foster dad.  Basically the opposite of a foster dad.

I can be both, dude. You obviously don't know the power of the Dark Side.

Regardless, my original comment was about Obi Wan dying on purpose because you turned evil when he failed at his job and then had to throw you into a volcano.

Does this forum really want to go on record as acknowledging Episodes 1-3? I thought everyone was better off pretending that they never happened.

Revenge of the Sith is a better movie than Return of the Jedi, so yes.

And Attack of the Clones has its moments, mostly involving Christopher Lee. The Phantom Menace lives down to its reputation though.

[Seprix]

Also, there's still the fact that you could only beat him when he was an old man and letting you win.

He probably felt bad that he failed so hard as a foster dad...

Nah. I was a great dad to my son. My son was running off with all the rebellious kids, so I grounded him from using his hand.

You were a biodad, but never a foster dad.  Basically the opposite of a foster dad.

I can be both, dude. You obviously don't know the power of the Dark Side.

Regardless, my original comment was about Obi Wan dying on purpose because you turned evil when he failed at his job and then had to throw you into a volcano.

Does this forum really want to go on record as acknowledging Episodes 1-3? I thought everyone was better off pretending that they never happened.

Revenge of the Sith is a better movie than Return of the Jedi, so yes.

And Attack of the Clones has its moments, mostly involving Christopher Lee. The Phantom Menace lives down to its reputation though.

Episode I: Awful, only thing that saves the movie is the CGI Droids (which is still good by today's standards), and Darth Maul.
Episode 2: Arguably WORSE than Episode I, I don't like this movie much at all. Count Dooku is a terrible name, and I don't think even Christopher Lee can save his own role, it's just stupid.
Episode 3: Sure, this movie is better than the other two. But man, it still kinda sucks. The dialogue is awful, the lines are awful, it's boring. No way this movie is better than Return Of The Jedi, though RoTJ isn't amazing either.

[Kirian]

Also, there's still the fact that you could only beat him when he was an old man and letting you win.

He probably felt bad that he failed so hard as a foster dad...

Nah. I was a great dad to my son. My son was running off with all the rebellious kids, so I grounded him from using his hand.

You were a biodad, but never a foster dad.  Basically the opposite of a foster dad.

I can be both, dude. You obviously don't know the power of the Dark Side.

Regardless, my original comment was about Obi Wan dying on purpose because you turned evil when he failed at his job and then had to throw you into a volcano.

Does this forum really want to go on record as acknowledging Episodes 1-3? I thought everyone was better off pretending that they never happened.

Revenge of the Sith is a better movie than Return of the Jedi, so yes.

And Attack of the Clones has its moments, mostly involving Christopher Lee. The Phantom Menace lives down to its reputation though.

See also the Ring Theory link in the Star Wars thread.

[Seprix]

See also the Ring Theory link in the Star Wars thread.

Yeah, it's a pretty neat theory. I found out about it a couple of days ago.

[Minotaur]

Wait, there was an Episode 2?

Episode 1:  Blonde mute kid wins a bike race or something.  Jar Jar Binks happens.  Kill me.
Episode 3:  Emo kid listens to Linkin Park, sulks a lot.  Even worse love story than Twilight.  Murders a bunch of kids.  Pope Benedict conquers the galaxy.  All the Jedi die in one place.  Lava.  Darth Vader becomes a thing.

Oh right, his mom dies.  Maybe some other stuff.