I was reminded of a Laurie Anderson bit from Stories from the Nerve Bible, about Jesse Helms and his reaction to Robert Mapplethorpe's provocative stuff. "We're not going to look at this, and you're not going to look at it either."
I wanted to get the quote right (then didn't post it, no points for guessing where). So I google'd "laurie anderson big black dick" (the name of the piece).
Google made me verify that I wasn't a bot. I didn't know that was a thing. Apparently all the robots want to see Laurie Anderson getting it on, or at least find out what she has to say about Jesse Helms.