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[Kirian]

On an unrelated note, do you remember enough stuff from high school to get a diploma now?  Try this quiz to find out!

Eh, I think this falls under the category of beating a dead joke.  Like, funny once, OK, funny twice, not really, OK now just stop, it's not funny any more.  This guy probably loved the "I'm not touching you" game with his siblings as a child.

[eHalcyon]

On an unrelated note, do you remember enough stuff from high school to get a diploma now?  Try this quiz to find out!

Eh, I think this falls under the category of beating a dead joke.  Like, funny once, OK, funny twice, not really, OK now just stop, it's not funny any more.  This guy probably loved the "I'm not touching you" game with his siblings as a child.

I agree, except that I also think that it straps around to funny again by the end.

[Witherweaver]

On an unrelated note, do you remember enough stuff from high school to get a diploma now?  Try this quiz to find out!

Eh, I think this falls under the category of beating a dead joke.  Like, funny once, OK, funny twice, not really, OK now just stop, it's not funny any more.  This guy probably loved the "I'm not touching you" game with his siblings as a child.

I agree, except that I also think that it straps around to funny again by the end.

Something something appropriate xkcd graph about movie badness.

[qmech]

[LastFootnote]

On an unrelated note, do you remember enough stuff from high school to get a diploma now?  Try this quiz to find out!

Eh, I think this falls under the category of beating a dead joke.  Like, funny once, OK, funny twice, not really, OK now just stop, it's not funny any more.  This guy probably loved the "I'm not touching you" game with his siblings as a child.

Aw, I liked it. If it were 100 questions long, the joke would have worn thin.

[Witherweaver]

Wait, there was a joke?

[Awaclus]

Lost it at 0:33.

[Kirian]

Lost it at 0:33.

Ah, the Onion.  This is what good satire looks like, folks.

[scott_pilgrim]

I was just watching Pirates of the Caribbean and finally realized who Mystic reminds me of:

[Asper]

I just read another person's fan card idea and thought: "No, no, that wouldn't work. What if somebody played a yellow card on me before?"
Then i realized my rules concerns came from my own boardgame and had nothing to do with Dominion.

[Witherweaver]

I just read another person's fan card idea and thought: "No, no, that wouldn't work. What if somebody played a yellow card on me before?"
Then i realized my rules concerns came from my own boardgame and had nothing to do with Dominion.

Pretty sure Uno has already been done. 

[Witherweaver]

Lost it at 0:33.

Ah, the Onion.  This is what good satire looks like, folks.

I appreciate that the bell on the horn the women in the restaurant "put out" was bent and misshaped, like she had been doing that regularly.  Either they did a bunch of takes, or they were dedicated to paying attention to detail. 

[pacovf]

First time TAing, I have to correct 720 copies in 5 days yaaaaaaay...

[Asper]

I just read another person's fan card idea and thought: "No, no, that wouldn't work. What if somebody played a yellow card on me before?"
Then i realized my rules concerns came from my own boardgame and had nothing to do with Dominion.

Pretty sure Uno has already been done.

Didn't keep Donald from making green VP cards - or the Uno company from doing Uno a million more times.

I'm referring to "yellow cards" because that's the color scheme we use for playtesting, not because that's what they will be called. It has just been rather recently we settled for card names, and i was quoting what i was thinking. The actual card name is "Fata Morgana", in case you want to know (IIt's also in case you don't, actually).

[Asper]

Somebody start a petition against those killing machines!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death

[Kirian]

First time TAing, I have to correct 720 copies in 5 days yaaaaaaay...

That's... 144 per day?  Unless each one is a 4-page essay, you should be fine.

[Kirian]

I just read another person's fan card idea and thought: "No, no, that wouldn't work. What if somebody played a yellow card on me before?"
Then i realized my rules concerns came from my own boardgame and had nothing to do with Dominion.

Pretty sure Uno has already been done.

Didn't keep Donald from making green VP cards - or the Uno company from doing Uno a million more times.

Heck, it didn't stop Donald from remaking Uno.

[pacovf]

First time TAing, I have to correct 720 copies in 5 days yaaaaaaay...

That's... 144 per day?  Unless each one is a 4-page essay, you should be fine.

I'm correcting with an online program. Grading is easy, but putting in any sort of correction is really time consuming. Considering that this is not even my priority number one, I don't know how this is going to go down (hopefully not with a student gunning me down).

[Awaclus]

Holy shit, I just realized that a part of the taste that I associate with toast is actually that the toast makes my mouth bleed a little. I just coincidentally happened to look into a mirror after eating a toast, and then I was like "what's this red stuff in the corner of my mouth, oh it tastes like toast" and then I was like "no wait, wtf, it's blood".

Now I can't untaste it.

[eHalcyon]

Holy shit, I just realized that a part of the taste that I associate with toast is actually that the toast makes my mouth bleed a little.

I think you might be making toast wrong.

[LastFootnote]

Holy shit, I just realized that a part of the taste that I associate with toast is actually that the toast makes my mouth bleed a little.

I think you might be making toast wrong.

I think he might be doing dental hygiene wrong.

[Awaclus]

I think he might be doing dental hygiene wrong.

Well, I'm doing it right now, but I just recently started.

[eHalcyon]

I think he might be doing dental hygiene wrong.

Well, I'm doing it right now, but I just recently started.

Plot twist: you weren't actually bleeding; it was jam all along.

[silverspawn]

I'm kind of worried about UoS. I feel like he might be... dead or something...

anyone happen to know anything?

[Awaclus]

I'm kind of worried about UoS. I feel like he might be... dead or something...

I think it's pretty likely that if he's not dead, he's something.