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[SwitchedFromStarcraft]

Wow, the cat looks just like my 8th grade algebra teacher.

[Seprix]

I just realized I'm a very high up poster here. Like, wow. We have all these people joining from 2011 and 2012, and then I'm the only guy from almost 2015 just up there. I guess I'm part of that privileged 1% now. So, where's my obligatory Ferrari?

[Eevee]

I just realized I'm a very high up poster here. Like, wow. We have all these people joining from 2011 and 2012, and then I'm the only guy from almost 2015 just up there. I guess I'm part of that privileged 1% now. So, where's my obligatory Ferrari?

You'd have one if you weren't wasting all that time posting here.

[pacovf]

I just realized I'm a very high up poster here. Like, wow. We have all these people joining from 2011 and 2012, and then I'm the only guy from almost 2015 just up there. I guess I'm part of that privileged 1% now. So, where's my obligatory Ferrari?

It will be sent to your home address. You just need to send 100$ to cover the administrative fees. Please send it cash to me. You should receive your Ferrari less than one month later.

[Seprix]

I just realized I'm a very high up poster here. Like, wow. We have all these people joining from 2011 and 2012, and then I'm the only guy from almost 2015 just up there. I guess I'm part of that privileged 1% now. So, where's my obligatory Ferrari?

You'd have one if you weren't wasting all that time posting here.

That's not very nice! D: WWDD? (What Would Donald Do?)

[Tables]

I recently got my username on Gamefaqs.com changed to Tables (from I_Eat_Tables). This might not sound interesting but I think it is. Mainly because, GFaqs is a big, old site. The username Tables being available after all this time is pretty surprising. On top of that, the rules for changing your username are pretty strict. You can only ever do it once, and only under specific circumstances (for me, it was that my account is 10 years old and I have a good reason for wanting the change). This also marks - I believe - the last site I went by I_eat_tables at least semi-regularly (or more frequently) now using Tables instead. So I_Eat_Tables is finally a thing of the past.

[Kirian]

I recently got my username on Gamefaqs.com changed to Tables (from I_Eat_Tables). This might not sound interesting but I think it is. Mainly because, GFaqs is a big, old site. The username Tables being available after all this time is pretty surprising. On top of that, the rules for changing your username are pretty strict. You can only ever do it once, and only under specific circumstances (for me, it was that my account is 10 years old and I have a good reason for wanting the change). This also marks - I believe - the last site I went by I_eat_tables at least semi-regularly (or more frequently) now using Tables instead. So I_Eat_Tables is finally a thing of the past.

But what about you actually eating tables?  Is that also a thing of the past?

[Seprix]

Great. Now I'm the Antichrist, along with Obama and the Credit Card. The cryptic Greek letters and the ominous Augustus bust for an avatar doesn't help.

[sudgy]

I recently got my username on Gamefaqs.com changed to Tables (from I_Eat_Tables). This might not sound interesting but I think it is. Mainly because, GFaqs is a big, old site. The username Tables being available after all this time is pretty surprising. On top of that, the rules for changing your username are pretty strict. You can only ever do it once, and only under specific circumstances (for me, it was that my account is 10 years old and I have a good reason for wanting the change). This also marks - I believe - the last site I went by I_eat_tables at least semi-regularly (or more frequently) now using Tables instead. So I_Eat_Tables is finally a thing of the past.

But what about you actually eating tables?  Is that also a thing of the past?

Some college class was challenged by its professor to do something interesting over the summer, so they decided to eat a chair.

...I'm not joking.  They shaved off pieces of it and put it in their food and ate it over the summer.

[pacovf]

That could not have possibly sat well with their stomach.

[Seprix]

That could not have possibly sat well with their stomach.

I thought I'd skip out on the pun wars this time, but then I thought to myself, "I ottoman."

[pacovf]

I would never sit out a pun war.

[Witherweaver]

[sudgy]

That could not have possibly sat well with their stomach.

They went to a doctor beforehand and said it would be fine.  They said it actually tasted pretty good in salad and cereal.

[Kuildeous]

Some college class was challenged by its professor to do something interesting over the summer, so they decided to eat a chair.

I hope they all went to jail. Cannibalism is no laughing matter.

[Witherweaver]

Some college class was challenged by its professor to do something interesting over the summer, so they decided to eat a chair.

I hope they all went to jail. Cannibalism is no laughing matter.

I disagree.

[sudgy]

That could not have possibly sat well with their stomach.

...I just realized, just now, that this was a pun.  Wow.

[pacovf]

That could not have possibly sat well with their stomach.

...I just realized, just now, that this was a pun.  Wow.

Gags that don't stand out are the best.

[LastFootnote]

Is anybody else playing Splatoon? I don't have as much console gaming time as I'd like, but so far this game has really hooked me.

[Tables]

Is anybody else playing Splatoon? I don't have as much console gaming time as I'd like, but so far this game has really hooked me.

Not yet, but it's on my buy list. I'm sure I'll get around to it eventually.

[Asper]

I recently got my username on Gamefaqs.com changed to Tables (from I_Eat_Tables). This might not sound interesting but I think it is. Mainly because, GFaqs is a big, old site. The username Tables being available after all this time is pretty surprising. On top of that, the rules for changing your username are pretty strict. You can only ever do it once, and only under specific circumstances (for me, it was that my account is 10 years old and I have a good reason for wanting the change). This also marks - I believe - the last site I went by I_eat_tables at least semi-regularly (or more frequently) now using Tables instead. So I_Eat_Tables is finally a thing of the past.

But what about you actually eating tables?  Is that also a thing of the past?

Some college class was challenged by its professor to do something interesting over the summer, so they decided to eat a chair.

...I'm not joking.  They shaved off pieces of it and put it in their food and ate it over the summer.

This has to be the most interesting thing i heard this day. Take this upvote.

[Seprix]

That moment where someone upvotes you, but you have no idea what was upvoted.

[Lekkit]

Have a random upvote!

[Seprix]

Law of Human Contention via Internet: State you don't like X. If X can easily be performed, X will inevitably happen as a direct result of your claim.

[Lekkit]

Assuming I told the truth.