My rhyming skills are Lost Arts, so big they're Giant
Let me play Mountebank, gain the curse, be compliant
I'll Butcher your deck, make you wish you got Chancellor
This ain't Goko! no Resign Button, so no canceler
I'll be playin' my Thief, trashing your finances
My shuffle luck is perfect, you'll be running out of chances
I'm the very best player, as everyone can see
All my girls be playin' in League, Division D
I buy the last Province, and I always win with style
But your lines, they're already as empty as a 3-pile
Word.